For many of you out there in PopWatch land, the impending Simpsons movie is a summer dream come true. You’re easy to spot: Standing in line in front of me at 7-11, choking down your weight in Slurpees and pink-frosted donuts; prefacing every noun with "Mmm…"; wearing those threadbare "Eat My Shorts" jams your mom bought you in junior high; or, if your initials are EW Senior Writer Alynda Wheat, squealing like a child when you see the Krusty the Clown doll I won on the Santa Monica Pier last night, then snatching it out of my hands and hugging it so tightly I’m pretty sure any chance of Krusty being a re-animated Chucky-type doll was squeezed right out. It’s okay. We all have obsessions. (And yeah, Alynda got to keep Krusty.)
But for the casual Simpsons fan (or the one that never did start watching it again once X-Files went off the air), it takes a little more than creative marketing to impress, to excite. But I’ve finally found a product to make me squeal with delight:
Even if that wasn’t a reference to the trailer ("Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever Spider-Pig does"), I think I’d still love it.* And I eagerly await the Spider-Pig spin-off franchise, because I think that logo would look simply outstanding in embossed pewter on a black background, don’t you? Quick: Let’s whip up a film treatment in the comments. We’ll be rich!
*NOTE: What does it say about me that two out of my three favorite Simpsons references revolve around swine? ("Uh, Mr. Simpson? I don’t think he likes that." "Oh, yes he does. He’s so cute. Curly, straight! Curly, straight!")
Fox announced yesterday that the Oct. 7 edition of The Simpsons will be (well, they didn’t put it this way, but I will) a pure comic-geek bliss-out: The plot is all about our beloved Comic Book Guy (pictured), who gets some competition in Springfield from a new store, "Coolsville Comics & Toys," run by "hipster" Milo, voiced by Jack Black. What’s even more hipster about this news is that the episode will feature cartoon versions of guest stars
Politics and pop culture continue to intersect in strange and often hilarious ways. For instance, we should have known that the outcry over President Bush’s
This is Betty. Betty works at the carnival, just down the hill from the nuclear power plant. She is the illegitimate love child of Krusty and Marge. But shh, don’t tell Homer.
Oh, it’s ON. 20th Century Fox has announced a
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