“Without Homer, I’m a broom without a stone.” Everyone suffering from Olympics Fever (weakly raises hand) should try to catch Sunday night’s episode of The Simpsons, in which Homer and Marge casually take up curling and become good enough to compete in Vancouver (of course), on Hulu. There were too many Games-related gems to mention here (though I’ll try: Homer’s imagined Winter Olympics event wherein Santa dives into a block of ice and penguins score him, a stony-faced Team Sweden, “Chillbert,” the 1924 Chamonix mascot named “Ennui,” and Bart’s imagined 2014 mascot named “Fatov, Russian Spirit of Sloth and Alcoholism”), so instead I will list….
5 THINGS YOU WERE ALREADY THINKING ABOUT THE OLYMPICS THAT ‘THE SIMPSONS’ WENT AHEAD AND BROUGHT TO LIGHT/GOLD-MEDAL GLORY
On figure skating — Marge: “Ooh! A sport that encourages hand-holding!”
On curling — Homer: “What, so they come here to clean the ice?” / Bart and Lisa: “Is curling a real thing? Or a cover story for a grownup thing we’re not allowed to know about?” READ FULL STORY