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Jul 1 2010 12:50 PM ET

'Showgirls': The trainwreck that keeps chugging along, 15 years later

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If you’ve ever had food poisoning, you know that long after all of the vomiting is over and you’ve finally purged the enemy from your system, there’s a taste memory that sticks with you forever. It’s why I can’t eat green onions or cilantro 10 years after my night of hell at the hands of a bad burrito. Well, 1995′s Showgirls is the movie version of food poisoning.

When Paul Verhoeven’s stripper saga was released 15 years ago, critics mercilessly dogpiled on the film. And the moviegoing public didn’t care much either for Elizabeth Berkley’s Nomi Malone — the gritty, Vegas rumpshaker who’ll do whatever it takes to make it to the top, including losing her soul and, ewww, licking a stripper pole. Showgirls was one of those rare, ignominious, once or twice-a-decade turkeys that becomes an instant punchline. (This one falling on the turkey timeline somewhere between Ishtar and Cutthroat Island…only this one had bedazzled boobies!) READ FULL STORY »

Jun 15 2010 02:50 PM ET

Perez Hilton responds to Miley Cyrus photo uproar: 'It's okay for [her] to be a little sexier. Because she's almost 18.'

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Miley-CyrusImage Credit: Albert L. Ortega/PR PhotosPerez Hilton is under heavy fire for posting a photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus, apparently sans underwear, getting out of a car. He prefaced the link: “If you are easily offended, do NOT click here … Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!” The post and reportedly explicit photo have since been removed.

Hilton posted a video reaction to the Internet’s uproar Monday night that was about as “apologetic” as child pornography is “legal.” In the video, Hilton explained, “I think now it’s okay for Miley to be a little sexier. Because she’s almost 18, you know, so it’s okay for Miley to show her boobs and expand, uh, her horizons.” Neither Hilton nor Cyrus has addressed the incident directly. (Cyrus’ rep has yet to respond to EW’s calls for comment.)

An attorney told Salon.com that Hilton could be facing serious legal trouble.

Jun 10 2010 11:50 AM ET

How would you roast David Hasselhoff?

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david-hasselhoffImage Credit: Albert L. Ortega/PR PhotosComedy Central’s doing a roast of David Hasselhoff set to air Sunday, Aug. 15. Yes! He is psyched! “I’m honored that Comedy Central is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me,” said Hasselhoff in a statement. “I have always been a major fan of Roasts. Bring it on! I’m ready to take the heat.”

In that case, here is how I would roast the Hoff, if given the chance. I’d let the Hoff soak in a chipotle tequila lime marinade for 30 minutes or overnight. His choice. I’d impale him with a spit, preferably one that’d been soaked in Grand Marnier, because the Hoff used to be a lifeguard and that’s sort of like a mariner, which is sort of like the word Marnier. Of course I’d have to create a bi-level fire; then I’d roast him gently, rotating him and basting him with his own juices for 6-8 hours. Finally I’d carve the Hoff, being careful to discard tough or overcooked skin. I’d serve with a side of cheeseburgers, C.J. Parker’s famous home-cooked hush puppies, and six types of kraut. We’d listen to “Looking for Freedom” to be ironic but then we’d all sing “This is the Moment” before taking the first bite. Fairly standard roasting procedure.

How would you roast this great steed of a human being, P-dubs? And who is the most famous person to graduate from your high school? Because I think the Hoff is it for me, dawg.

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

May 19 2010 03:44 PM ET

MacGruber is embarrassed about old nude modeling shots.

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No doubt, MacGruber is compiling a pen, piece of gum, and some WD-40 in an attempt to make the Internet explode so we don’t have to see these NSFW pictures from his old nude modeling days. As he says on his Twitter: “So bummed. Some of my old modeling pics just surfaced. The website http://www.wwtdd.com/ can go to hell! Nobody go there!” Except, we’re all going there, MacGruber. And trying really, really hard to believe your insistence that “it was really really warm in that room!”

I’m not sure where this little stunt originated — the studio tells EW the photos are not part of a formal marketing campaign — but it’s still making me a wee bit more excited about MacGruber‘s opening. (Note: Any dirty puns in that sentence were not intended.) Even if the Photoshop is iffy. So I guess we’ll have to consult Nanna MacGruber to find out what his real “micro-penis” looks like.

May 11 2010 01:29 PM ET

Playboy to release 3-D centerfold

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playboy-3dNow this is a logical use of 3-D technology: Playboy has announced they will offer a 3-D centerfold in its June issue, banking on the popularity of 3-D flicks like Avatar and How to Train Your Dragon. Of course, the audience for Playboy’s use of 3-D will be quite different than the folks sitting in on Dragon (I think. I hope.), so it’s not totally an ace in the hole. (Michael Scott, I think you have something to say right now?)

So now we’re just one step away from those holographic virtual reality girls from Minority Report, right? CNN — show us what you can do!

Apr 29 2010 12:52 PM ET

Chelsea Handler says alleged sex tape is a 'joke,' needs new idea for staff Christmas gift

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Chelsea Handler might be willing to speak frankly about her sex life, as we saw in her first memoir, My Horizontal Life, but that doesn’t mean the comedienne has bared all — on tape. After Radar Online claimed they had possession of a sex tape starring Handler, the comedienne went on the record about the story on Chelsea Lately. According to Handler, the film is actually a bit she sent out to casting agents as a 23-year-old: “I would like to say to Radar Online: A) thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and No. 2, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian.”

Phew. I think Handler’s head would have exploded if she had to admit to having something in common with Kim Kardashian.

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Apr 14 2010 03:56 PM ET

'Shrek' is too sexy for its studio

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vmanImage Credit: VManApparently, as a pop culture-loving society, we can handle sexy yellow cartoon characters. (Though, if Marge really knew her head-to-toe modeling, she would not be hiding that neck, right Tyra?) But sexy green cartoon characters? It’s too much! Think of the children!

At least, Dreamworks is: Seems the studio behind Shrek is having serious regrets about giving fashion magazine VMan permission to shoot the hit film’s characters alongside scantily clad hipster models. Surprisingly, they’re more upset about the “scantily clad” part than the “hipster” part. Crazy, I know! A rep for Shrek said to Fox News of the photo spread, “In hindsight the studio would have declined to have the characters participate.”

Since I doubt too many tots are picking up VMan, I don’t think Dreamworks should worry too much about how the pictures might affect their young audience. And frankly, I’m not sure what’s wrong with the Puss In Boots photo, since that’s how my cat and I spend our Friday nights.

Do you think Shrek got too racy in the spread, PopWatchers? [Vulture]

Apr 13 2010 04:40 PM ET

Kara DioGuardi naked: 'A side of me they have never seen' (except for that one time on 'Idol')

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kara-allureImage Credit: Norman Jean Roy/AllureAmerican Idol “fourth judge” Kara DioGuardi went the whole “clothing optional” route for a photo in this month’s Allure. “This shoot was less about beauty than about taking a risk and showing people a side of me they have never seen,” she said of the naked shot, which captures the tousle-haired, 1,000-thread-count glamour each and every one of us experiences when we wake up on a typical weekday morning.

Of course, Kara’s quote is not entirely true, as we all know this isn’t her first time at the skin-baring rodeo. Last year, during the Idol season finale, the Lady DioGuardi ripped off her navy, velcro dress like a saucy stripper and revealed a rock-hard, half-nekkid bod beneath, the better to upstage Bikini Girl’s hinky rendition of “Vision of Love.” Then again, as a person who has no issue with the personally trained, meticulously fed human form, I guess I should offer up an enthusiastic “You go, Kara!” and applaud her joie de nudité. In fact, let’s join together in musical celebration of Kara’s bravery, set to the music of the bridge of “No Boundaries”:

You can go naked
Just make the leap yeah
There are no boundaries
To go nude is deep yeah
Take off your clothes ’cause
There’s just you and your sheets
And your dreams

Every step you drop a bit of trou, girl
Every breath you’re flapping in the breeze…

There is no clothing
There is no clothing

Follow Slezak on Twitter: @EWMichaelSlezak

Apr 13 2010 04:27 PM ET

Kate Gosselin in 'Playboy'? No thanks, says Hef

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Since you were obviously wondering whether Hugh Hefner would like to see Kate Gosselin do a Playboy spread, E!’s Marc Malkin has the official word. “No! No!” says Hef. “I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he added, citing his former rabbit-eared concubine Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett as a better example of a celebrity. To be fair, we’ll probably see Kate nude as soon as she performs another fast-paced Latin routine on Dancing With the Stars. (Or is she a never-nude?)

The results of yesterday’s PopWatch poll, “Kate Gosselin’s tenure on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ has been…” are in: Horrifying 73%, Hypnotic 3%, Horrifying But Hypnotic 24%. That last figure is a huge coup for Kate! In other Planet Mirrorballus news… READ FULL STORY »

Mar 23 2010 07:15 AM ET

'Big Bang Theory' recap: Sheldon wins award, loses pants

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Jim-Parsons-pantsImage Credit: Cliff Lipson/CBSOn the one hand, it is fairly obvious that last night’s episode of The Big Bang Theory will be on Jim Parsons’ shortlist to send out for Emmy consideration, as well it should be. He fainted! He sang! He stripped! He ran the gamut of human emotions from joy to panic to abruptly intoxicated! I mean, just look at that photo — that is just empirically funny.

On the other hand, on a whole this episode just didn’t quite come together the way it should’ve for me. Granted, as Sheldon-centric Big Bangs go, it wasn’t nearly as insufferable as “The Einstein Approximation” (i.e. Sheldon got stumped) or “The Bozeman Reaction” (i.e. Sheldon got robbed). And it did provide one of my all-time favorite Leonard/Sheldon exchanges:

Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was a giant, but everything around me was to scale, so it all looked normal.
Leonard: How did you know if you were a giant if everything was to scale?
Sheldon: I was wearing size 1,000,000 pants. READ FULL STORY »

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