I swear that I’m telling you the facts: Shaquille O’Neal has a LinkedIn profile.
Over the weekend, the Internet freaked out when it was discovered that the Big Aristotle joined the business networking site. It’s great that he did, because his profile is top notch. (Note: Turner Sports confirmed to Slate that the profile is real; Shaq is an NBA analyst for Turner.)
Unfortunately, most of Shaq’s profile has since been hidden; luckily, Mashable has screenshots of gems such as “CEO, President” of “Alot [sic] of different companies, Inc.” The Barry University grad also sells himself with this description: “My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships,” he writes. “I mean multiple championships.”