PLEASE, DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE SABOTAGES AT HOME.
Do go ahead and sabotage your loved ones in other, more despicable ways. But leave the ones loosely based on cooking to the experts. The formerly (still? underneath the evil?) sweet food/science expert Alton Brown has a new series on Food Network: In Cutthroat Kitchen, quality dishes and even playing fields are swept off the cutting board as four contestants per week are encouraged to sack each other with burdens. FOR MONEY. Alton, what are you doing?! It’s sort of like if Bill Nye the Science Guy did a show about how to murder your enemies without getting caught by pesky forensics squads. Alton’s just so out of place.
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