Happy Pangea Day!

It's not too late to tune in to tomorrow's Pangea Day, an international film event on which short films contributed by people around the world will be broadcast live simultaneously. Pangea, a term you may remember from fifth grade geography (as Pangaea), was the name of the original recipe continent before the land mass split into extra tasty crispy America and Everywhere Else. The four-hour program begins at 2 p.m. EST. Watch it online or on TV, or on your high-tech video phone or mosey on over a hosted event in your area. One of many trailers is below.

I'm a Marvel. And I'm a DC.

Iron Man and Batman face off, below.

I'm a Marvel...And I'm a DC on FunnyOrDie.com

There's existentialism! And be sure to stick around for the herpes reference. Totally worth it. Unlike... you know, actual herpes.

'DWTS Talk': Pain is...gain?

Sure, why not? I loved getting injured via a fake brick wall. In Dancing With the Stars, and in life...you gotta want it!

More DWTS Talk, with special guest Maksim Chmerkovskiy, here.

'DWTS Talk': Maks explains it all

My cube-mate Maksim Chmerkovskiy discusses his reunion with Mel (for Dancing With the Stars' 100th episode, May 6), Shannon and Derek's post-rumba rant, and the mind-numbing concept of "showmance," below:

After the jump: Maks picks his Top 3 for season 6, and names the best celebs to ever compete in the series. HINTS: Zig-a-zig ahhhhhhh, she's c-c-cold as ice, and, uh...Albert Clifford.

'DWTS Talk': Guess who's back?

¡llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! (<--- ¡Frínge!)

The following presentation is rated TV-MA.

When I think about 'Top Chef,' I touch...

Official results: Tom 50%, Padma 34%, Yourself 16% (Liars!)

My alternate version of the poll -- courtesy of Gretchen Hansen's top-notch skills in Microsoft Paint -- is after the jump...

'DWTS Talk,' week 4: Totally trippin'

Everyone who watches this video gets a 10!

And to make this a bit more interactive, which Disney character do YOU most resemble? I'm probably a Fantasia flamingo. Or, like, Alice.

Or Flounder.