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On a scale of 1 to 10: How sick is Eminem's 'Relapse'?

Oct 16, 2008, 02:08 PM | by Simon Vozick-Levinson

Categories: Hip-Hop/Rap, Music, On a Scale of 1 to 10, Snap Judgment

Say it with me, Eminem fans: FINALLY! Reports have been flying for months that Em is recording a long-awaited comeback album. And last night at his book release party (Margeaux was there!), the pieces all came together. Em told the revelers that there is indeed an album coming soon... it's called Relapse... and today a two-minute lyrical clinic called "I'm Having a Relapse," apparently the first taste of that album, is all over the Web.

You can check it out below, but be warned, it's super-NSFW. And that's part of what makes this song so awesome for those who, like me, have been waiting years for the real Slim Shady to return. Em's flow, at one time the industry's wickedest, is right back on point — a huge relief for anyone who's been left underwhelmed by some of his half-asleep-sounding latter-day performances. What's more, he's using that delivery to spew the kind of perverse, hyper-aggressive wordplay that made fans out of Nobel laureate Seamus Heaney and billions of suburban teenagers back in 1999-2000. (Man, was it really that long ago that I saw Carson Daly introduce "My Name Is" for the first time?) Nah Right's Eskay has it right: "Drugs, violence, wacky voices and flows upon flows. Yep, he's back."

In other words, if you never really liked Eminem, I bet you'll be giving this somewhere in the vicinity of a 1. But if you're like me and you think pop culture has been sorely missing his subversive influence — if you've been longing for the only artist who can cross this many lines and offend this many listeners in a way that's actually clever, not just crass — you'll be leaning towards a 7 or higher. So how would you score it? And meanwhile, get ready for a lot more insight into Em's mind when the new issue of EW hits stands tomorrow with an exclusive excerpt from his upcoming autobiography, The Way I Am...

More on Eminem:
"Em is excited" about his return to the studio, Bishop Lamont tells EW.com
EW reviews Eminem's last album, 2004's Encore
Em talks about making 8 Mile in EW's Nov. 8, 2002 cover story
The inside story on Em's 2000 "Stan" video


melll! Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 08:17 PM EST

omg relapse is ABSOLUTELY a 10. absolutely. no dout about it hes hot and the songs are absolutely
a m a z i n g!!
unbelievable. by far the BEST rapper ive ever heard!

Subee Mon, May 18, 2009 at 10:53 AM EST

I've listened to his whole album and I gotta say hand's down it's going to be the best album for 3 years straight unless he comes out with another one within those 3 years. Relapse is distorted, inhuman, mind-bogling, just plain sick. But at the same time it's very detailed, vivid, and imaginative. When listening to the album it makes me feel a bit under the influence of some type of psychodelic drug. I have to give this song an 8 but the album overall is a 10. When it drops everyone has to buy it cause it is what I call a classic.

max thorley Mon, May 11, 2009 at 12:42 PM EST

easily 9/10

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Hawk Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 12:26 AM EST

SOLID TEN.

MicS Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 05:17 PM EST

good to hear em is back, weezy is a bunch of bs. Best rapper alive more like worst.

slimfan21 Sat, Nov 22, 2008 at 03:20 PM EST

10, can't wait for the new album, love the song, if you get a hold of more new songs, post them, GO SLIM SHADY!!!!!!

larry Fri, Nov 7, 2008 at 09:30 AM EST

man a 10! i cant wait for that album

jack Sun, Nov 2, 2008 at 08:13 PM EST

7

triumph the insult comic dog Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 07:39 PM EST

this song is very nice. FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Drew Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 08:56 PM EST

I like it as a freestyle. But whoever thinks this is gonna be a lead single is way off.

Brooke singer Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 08:42 AM EST

hes finally back its about time ive been waiting so long for him to finally come out wit a new ablum its about time and as for lil pshht hes fake and everyone thinks hes da best truth is hes not!!
i really wanna hear lil wayne and eminem free style eminem would whoop his ass then i bet ere one would see that eminem truely is the best rapper out there do ur thing em i give him a 10~!!!

ilva Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 05:36 AM EST

10

Nu Uhhh Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 11:25 PM EST

Give it a 1. He takes weeks to write his mess. He is mentally ill alright. Hardly the best rapper alive.

nate2quiet Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 04:00 PM EST

for a freestyle, and for being bored, i'd say its pretty d*mn good. even if i was on top of my game and feeling good, i dont think i could beat that. i give him a 8.5-9. I'm glad you're back Em. peace 'n love

matt Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 01:44 PM EST

if you listen to the interview on youtube him and fifty were on tere and he says it was a freestyle he did the night before when he was bored. explainig the accent he wanted to entertain himself. so for a freestyle being bored with those lyrics in wordplay u gotta give it from 8.5-10.
anytihng less you must have been dropped on your head at birth

eminem62 Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 12:13 PM EST

u guys can be complaining his voice can u.i mean it s not the best but its eminem,so if u going to put down eminem go somewhere else

monica Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 11:33 AM EST

i'd give it an 8 for being lyrically awesome. -2 for not being too relevant.

Celestine Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 05:01 AM EST

I LOVE YOU, EMINEM! perfect 10, as always. Em's got something new going on. I can't wait to hear more! (and to read that biography!)

Preshess Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 12:52 AM EST

10 Em's hot and his first song is always weird but his album songs always are so hot

Preshess Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 12:48 AM EST

10 baby Em always comes out with some hot stuff, I love him

Shady Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 09:54 PM EST

9.5
I can't wait for the new album.. We have all waited to long. and I totally agree with everyone who thinks Lil Wayne is crap and Em is gonna show him how it's done. I think a collaboration with E.M. and T.I. would be hott.

214 Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 08:41 PM EST

Hell yeah his come backs gonna be huge! Is about damn time! he gonn show lil wayne how to rap and knock hes new friend T.I. off the top!

ROCHELLE Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 07:02 PM EST

I GIVE IT A 9.8. THE TRACK IS VERY HOT AND HE RIDING IT OUT LIKE A (BEST RAPPER ALIVE) WOULD!!!!!!!

The god of asdfsadf Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 05:27 PM EST

Wtf is wrong with you guys? This doesn't even count as a song. It's basically an announcement for the new album... right, Marshall? Wait...

Jonny King Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 05:16 PM EST

Il Give It A 9. it was very good and the lyrics were awesome. but the accent got old after a while. but all and all it was amazing. GO EMINEM!?!

Lil' Whoa Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 03:24 PM EST

9.5 Eminem will finally get the credit he has always deserved once this album drops. He is the best rapper...ever. By the way, if you truly appreciate lyricists then we all know Lil Wayne's latest albums are lyrically garbage.

krill Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 12:29 PM EST

8. what the article didnt mention is that this was a freestyle he recorded the night before an interview on shade 45,
so yah its a freestyle.
and is still that good.

TMB Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 10:09 AM EST

ima give it a 8, it woulda been higher, but the accent got to me about 3/4 way through

amber Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 03:21 AM EST

I wanna say a few things.
First off, FINALLY HE'S BACK! :D
Secondly, I hate the accent he does. It reminds me of 'Ass Like That' with that dumb puppet haha.
Thirdly, weezy's lyrics don't make sense? OKAY, whatever. I personally think eminem and weezy are the best rappers ever, no one can top their lyrics.

I give him 9843753875. :]

mscisluv Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 09:26 PM EST

Love Em, dig the song for the most part, but hate the weird Jamaican accident. What's up with that??

saza Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 09:00 PM EST

10 of course

Great shady!

Joof Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 06:27 PM EST

finally wow i give it a 10 of course those lyrics are so much better then lil waynes who dont make sence

pirate Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 05:33 PM EST

FINALLY!!!!!(i rate it a 10)

Amy Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 05:30 PM EST

I'm sooooo glad he's back. Feels great to hear his voice again!!

Jason Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 04:29 PM EST

Meh. It's more of the same from him. He's gone back to this well too many times. I mean, aren't all of his lead singles the same?

But, yeah, his flow is still good.

annie Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 03:48 PM EST

i missed him terribly.

anony Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 03:39 PM EST

FINALLY, I am so glad Eminem is coming back. I love the freestyle and can't wait for his new book and album to come out.

idigress Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 03:15 PM EST

I like it - weird accent and all - 8.

ElectAPromQueen? (maybe not) Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 01:53 PM EST

About the accent, sounds like Em recorded the track inside a bungalow or Bob Marley Studios in Jamaica mon. Is he trying to poorly chant patois or reggae on us now? Nevertheless, I rate 8, because it is good to hear from Em, the landscape of music and pop culture was boring without him. He makes me smile.

ElectAPromQueen? (maybe not) Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 01:46 PM EST

About the accent, sounds like Em recorded this in a bungalow in Jamaica mon.

Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 01:19 PM EST

i should add...he clearly does it later in the song...on purpose, but the two inflections aren't the same.

Sara Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 01:18 PM EST

I haven't heard this song yet, but I'm excited to... when I have I'll let ya know I guess. A link would've been nice.

aps Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 01:18 PM EST

definitely sounds like he has some weird accent that he never previously had in the way he says relax...and then the mannequin bit, and gas, and mask man. sounds...odd to me.


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