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Comic-Con: Kevin Smith Makes a 'Porno'

Jul 26, 2008, 02:36 PM | by Whitney Pastorek

Categories: Comic-Con 2008, Film

Parental discretion was advised before Comic-Con mascot Kevin Smith began his Saturday night live in Hall H, and oh my, was it ever needed. Smith and the cast of his upcoming mainstream romantic comedy Zack and Miri Make A Porno — including Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, a short-haired Jason Mewes, and B-movie legend Traci Lords — spent the majority of their hour-and-a-half Q&A making good use of the late, great George Carlin’s "seven words;" they also managed to make more gay jokes per capita than a frat house on speed. The movie stars Rogen and Banks as long-time best friends who decide to shoot a skin-flick to make money, and after a long text intro from Smith saying not to be a "f---tard" and record it, the crowd got to see a clip whose central feature was suddenly-indispensable Mac guy Justin Long as a gloopy-voiced gay porn actor flouncing about his closeted boyfriend (played by one Brandon "Superman" Routh). Little else about the movie was revealed, although Smith said he's entering the MPAA’s appeals process next month to get his current NC-17 rating knocked down to the hard-R he’s contractually obligated to deliver (so far he's had to cut "a lot of thrusting" and something "unspeakable"). Banks — who, FYI, said she's not yet been asked to appear on Scrubs next season — also called the film a "sweet, adorable love story." "No one's gonna go see it now!" Smith wailed in protest to that comment, so Banks amended it: "There’s a lot of f---ing and s--- in it, too." "Thank you," said Smith. "I got a rep to protect."

Doc Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 06:25 PM EST

Went to this panel and it was a good time, although the homophobic vulgarity got old quick. The Q&A was hilarious. Someone asked Banks whether comedy or drama was harder, she said comedy of course, b/c in drama you just think of your dead dog. Rogen made a lame joke, and then the video camera cut to the next question. This Asian guy shows up on the big screen to ask his question, and, without missing a beat, he says, "Great, Rogen makes a joke about dead dogs, and then you cut to the Chinese guy!" Perfect delivery. The room just lost it - Justin Long and Rogen fell under the table laughing, and Kevin Smith goes, "Dude, walk away, don't even ask your question. You own the f'ing room." It was worth the long lines and all the gay jokes just for that moment. I don't even remember the guy's question, but it was pretty good, too. Movie looks like typical Kevin Smith but a good cast, maybe on the level of Dogma.

GingerCat Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 03:49 PM EST

I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith--Chasing Amy and Dogma are two of my favorite movies--but, Whitney, you made this sound absolutely terrible. Traci Lords? Justin Long as a flamboyant, "gloopy-voiced" gay character? Yeah . . . maybe I'll be waiting for the DVD on this one. As for Kevin Smith's language, he's always like that. Is it even worth commenting on anymore?

jms Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 07:29 AM EST

I was background for the four day Routh/Long shoot--and if what made it into the movie was half as funny as the takes, it's totally worth the price of admission.

Bertie Botts Sat, Jul 26, 2008 at 05:23 PM EST

Closeted Routh. Talk about easy typecasting. At least this is one film we can be mildly sure he didn't get via the casting couch.

Hello Kitty Sat, Jul 26, 2008 at 02:49 PM EST

Kevin Smith hasn't made a good movie since Chasing Amy. This one looks retarded.

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