Beat This Caption: 'Kim Cattrall at the Beach' Edition

Sibel Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 12:47 PM EST

does anyone of you know the real name of Kim Cattrall´s/Samantha´s hot neighbour, who has sex everyday with another woman in the Sex and the city-the movie?
i couldn´t find out ..pLease help me

Ian Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 09:48 PM EST

Goes with the biggest cat fight in history between the producers Rhonda Byrnes and Drew Heriot. By the time you extract all the lies, deceit and greed out of the book there isn't much left ..... if fact what is the book all about .... some secret?

berd Sun, Jan 13, 2008 at 12:07 PM EST

oh no, the fugly muppet doll has a shoulder blade for an ass!

Ray Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 11:44 PM EST

"Actress Kim Catrall - realizing the music wafting over the beach scene being shot for her upcoming 'Sex And The City' movie, is in fact Starship's 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now', from Catrall's 1987 film 'Mannequin' - reacts strongly to the realization that said film was done over 20 years ago...making Ms. Catrall old, even by 'cougar' standards"

Becca Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 06:17 PM EST

lemons are supposed to increase the opportunity for my-- w/e never mind. this book sucks

Silv Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 05:39 PM EST

"'Cross left leg over right, insert' what where?? I just don't see how this secret position is guaranteed to give me multiple orgasms."

David B. Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 03:59 PM EST

I think I forgot to shoot one of those ping pong balls last night.

Oops Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 03:24 PM EST

Oops I crapped my pants.

carrie m Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 03:22 PM EST

when did chanel start including self help books with their beach bags?

Elizabeth Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 03:11 PM EST

I will be able to fight the signs of aging my contouring my body and face and not need any (more) surgery... I will be able to fight the signs of aging my contouring my body and face and not need any (more) surgery...

Marc B Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 03:05 PM EST

Secret: Strong Enough For a Man, But Made For A Woman Who Just Farted.

Patty Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 02:50 PM EST

How the heck am I supposed to get out of this pretzel position from this teeny tiny chair whilst wearing high heels and 3-D glasses.

Shawn Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 02:26 PM EST

"What's MY secret? Cucumbers and scotch tape!"

Strepsi Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 02:09 PM EST

"Ah, I get how to do the Secret:
I AM STILL HOT.
I AM STILL HOT
I DO NOT LOOK 50.
I DO NOT have a butt that looks like cottage cheese!"

Stephanie T. Fri, Jan 11, 2008 at 01:33 PM EST

The secret is that like Britney has done in the past, I am not wearing something on the bottom that I should be wearing...and I just ate a bean buritto.