I still like Coldplay, and there's nothing wrong with that
Feb 1, 2007, 05:58 PM | by Annie Barrett
Categories: Music
When I read about Coldplay's plan to release The Singles 1999-2006—on 7-inch vinyl, no less—I thought, Ugh. Lame. A greatest hits set already? You've made only three albums. You're not U2. Booooo.
What's up with that? Not the new release—they did have a few EPs out before Parachutes, and at least the compilation won't include the words "Greatest" or "Hits,"—but my reaction. I am a former Coldplay obsessive who now goes around calling them lame. I am lame. Right this second, with "Amsterdam" beaming directly into my ears and me loving it just as much as I used to, I feel like a traitor. But I know I'm not alone. So what happened? Ooh, multiple choice.
When did it become uncool to like Coldplay?
A. When we realized most of the songs on X&Y sounded the same and not so great
B. As soon as promos from The 40-Year-Old Virgin came out ("You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.")
C. It's Yoko's Gwyneth's fault
D. Bands that care too much about human suffering on a global scale are annoying
E. Never, fool!
(See Annie's answer after the jump.)
Hmmm. D. is somewhat viable. B. is automatically disqualified because being gay is cool. And I kind of want to get into how semi-fascinatingly f---ed up I find Gwyneth. I guess it's A.: the "nothing new to see here" syndrome, combined with the depressing awareness that liking a certain great band no longer makes you distinctive. In late 2000, I remember having mandatory, nightly chill-out sessions set to an illegal download of Parachutes with my college roommate, "Heffa" (I was "Lump"). We felt so cool... until we saw the album plastered all over Best Buy a few weeks later and realized we were no longer special. We were special in other ways, I'm sure. For instance, we had made ourselves partially deaf, and we held the title of Most Obnoxious Twosome by our irritated suitemates who were not yet smitten by Chris Martin, black-only cargowear, and what it meant to be allllll yellowww.
Enough with the nostalgia. Coldplay in 2007: Cool or no cool?

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