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Things That Make Me Die Inside (Vol. 11)

Jan 30, 2007, 12:23 PM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Things That Make Me Die Inside

Equus_lSo Daniel Radcliffe is making his West End stage debut in Equus, and bully for him. There's just the little matter of the show's publicity photos -- the ones that feature the Artist Formerly Known as Harry Potter in a state of alarming disrobement. Bad enough that looking at Radcliffe's nipples, I get flashbacks to Pale Man's eyeballs in Pan's Labyrinth, but then you glance downward and realize that he's either wearing jeans that ride so low they'd make Britney Spears blush, or else, in the words of the great Tracey Ullman, the boy has got "No! Panties! On!" I mean, I can see…er, I don't want to finish this sentence. Let's just say Radcliffe is totally gonna be dubbed "Hairy Potter" by some jokester on his next movie set. It's not like I have a problem with nudity, or even Radcliffe's nudity (theoretically), but I don't think I was ready for this jelly. Not yet. Not without a couple years' notice. I'm not the only one dabbing my eyes with Clorox-dabbed Q-Tips, am I?

Tiffany Sat, Feb 24, 2007 at 03:13 AM EST

...wow...ill never look at harry potter the same way agian. He looks more like "Hairy Hotter."Thats TOO much of harry potter people wanted to see.Now ill feel dirty everytime i watch harry potter....great.

Riley Sun, Feb 18, 2007 at 01:21 AM EST

Look I am a big Daniel Radcliffe hearthob but the pictures did make me a little nervous. But dude he is the palest kid I have ever seen. Brother needs a tan.

Sharon Wed, Feb 7, 2007 at 05:57 PM EST

I think he looks totally hot. I have a serious crush on that boy after seeing those photos. Kudos to him for taking a chance. Too bad I live in Los Angeles and won't be able to make it out to London for the play. :(

Jasper Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 11:09 PM EST

So j/k but anyways, I think this is a bold move for him. I like the films but feel the other young actors have grown more acting wise than him. If he wants to be around for a while I think this is a step in the right direction. But this and Dakota Fanning's movie make me want to seek refuge in an episode of That's So Raven.

Stephanie Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 11:08 PM EST

Wait, I thought the line "no panties" was said by Rik Mayall in Drop Dead Fred? Mayall was at his best when he was on the show "The Young Ones".

Jasper Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 11:06 PM EST

This is going to make the Harry/Ron/Hermione threeway movie on youtube so much easier to edit.

JLW Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 06:28 PM EST

With a teenage daughter that has always had a crush on him, it's a little disturbing. Long as her pics of him on her wall are the ones with his clothes on. And can't wait for the outtakes on the movies! The cast is going to give him he**!

Ep Sato Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM EST

I give the kid props for going in his own direction. He wants to be taken seriously as an actor, and not be typecast as "the kid who played Harry Potter". Now that he's rich, why not do a few avante garde roles? that said, the publicity photos are a bit racier than I'm used to seeing...

Fasty Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 09:22 AM EST

In England, 16 is legal. Just thought I'd throw that out there. LOL

FRAB Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 08:47 AM EST

Geez Anne, not everyone wants to look like an orange Mystic Tanner.

Brooklyn Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 08:20 AM EST

I recommend that fans of the shots shown in the popwatch blog visit this site if anyone is interested in viewing all of the beautiful photos from the 'Equus' photoshoot.
They're very artistic, in my opinion and Dan has definitely grown up to be quite the handsome lad.
Here's the link: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/gallery/default/album/1851

dundee Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 12:29 AM EST

pale? he's British, doofus!

V.M.L. Wed, Jan 31, 2007 at 12:00 AM EST

Kudos to Slezak for speaking my mind again.

V.M.L. Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 11:59 PM EST

only Harry Potter fangirls are going to find him hot. I rather see him clothed. XD

anne Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 09:22 PM EST

Why is he so pale? It's as if he's albino, but with dark hair.

chris_j Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 09:08 PM EST

Well, as I remember it, the original production was publicised with photos of Peter Firth riding naked on the back of another actor who was wearing a horse's head. So, y'know, it's tradition, OK?

Oh, and just to stop Jason, Isabelle and the rest feeling too sleazy, Daniel's British, so he hasn't been jailbait since his 16th birthday.

Alicia W. Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 07:42 PM EST

Have y'all been to the play's official website? There are more photos of him in jeans, and you can see his baby six pack (four pack, maybe?). I just happened to be showing these pix to my mother, when my father walked by and said, "Damn! That boy's been working out!"

Pede Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 07:33 PM EST

As a woman old enough to be his mother, I should be shocked but all I can think is damn, he's almost legal.

Marie Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 07:23 PM EST

Hairy Potter...too funny...
And although I see Dan as an actor, not just as the HP character, I loved Shannon's comment ("Harry Potter fans everywhere rejoice..").

Brooklyn Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 06:23 PM EST

Yeah - I actually emitted a gasped, 'Oh my God!' when I first saw these photos this morning, but once I got over my initial shock and regained consciousness, I was more like, 'Wow! More power too him - here's hoping the intensity of his performance matches these photos - Hooboy!'
I've been aware that Daniel was taking on this demanding, disturbing lead role in 'Equus' since early last year and at the time I first read about it, I was like, 'Ooo, that's a bold step! Hope it works out in his favour!'
These photos only add more credence to his commitment to the darker role and now I suppose the reviews of initial performances will be the ultimate deciding factor as to whether taking on this role in a controversial play like 'Equus' was a truly smart move or a career damager.
Here's hoping it'll turn out to be the former outcome!
Break a leg, Dan! :)

Chuck_A Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 06:22 PM EST

Yeah, Shannon. If Emma was doing it the press would be all over it as if she's some kind of sell-out, or something (while I, of course, would approve wholeheartedly).

Shannon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 06:01 PM EST

My thoughts exactly, Chuck. Yeah, what if it were Emma? With Dan, it's still very shocking; however, the response seems to be more hilarity than anything else. If it were Emma, there'd be scandal. Probably not an enormous one as she'd be doing a serious play instead of posing for a men's magazine; however, there'd still be backlash.

Mak Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:53 PM EST

I'm a pretty huge Harry Potter fan and I don't really have any sort of problem with this. I think it's gonna be mad awkward for Radcliffe on the set from now on, but that's about it.

Chuck_A Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:50 PM EST

Oh, and Corran. Get over yourself. Slezak feeds we straights and gays alike with yummy treats.

Keep 'em coming, "Slezy". Not all of us are uptight.

Shannon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:46 PM EST

Harry Potter fans everywhere rejoice: JKR can't kill Harry now because Dan already killed him...

Chuck_A Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:35 PM EST

What a joke. It's not like he's doing Oh Calcutta! or something. It's just a little nudity in a drama.

Of course, if it was Emma.....

Juan Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:09 PM EST

Daniel Radcliffe is an actor, the role in Equus is a terrific opportunity. I don't understand the discomfort of seeing him shirtless. NUDE makes it sound like he's bearing all which he's clearly not doing in this photo. Great photography, in my opinion.

Juan Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:09 PM EST

Daniel Radcliffe is an actor, the role in Equus is a terrific opportunity. I don't understand the discomfort of seeing him shirtless. NUDE makes it sound like he's bearing all which he's clearly not doing in this photo. Great photography, in my opinion.

Julie Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:04 PM EST

Wow Corran...homophobic much? These pictures were on multiple news sites today, such as Foxnews.com. Slezak was commenting on how disturbing they were...how is this any different than a woman of the same age as Mr. Slezak reacting the same way?

Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 05:00 PM EST

Did anyone see Extras on Sunday? Come on! This kid is all growns up.

Kait Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 04:39 PM EST

It is a little disturbing...partly because he'll always be "Harry Potter" to me and partly because he's, well, a pale, scrawny teenager. I'm only in my twenties, but I don't find him physically appealing at all. Bring on the nekkid grown ups!

Ruby Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 04:30 PM EST

There is a disturbing quality to this...as a female fan of HP, I can enjoy the sexual appeal. Dan's not looking too shabby...but I couldn't say that I'm very attracted, it is too much like looking at my little cousin all grown-up. Looking at Dan has the same appeal for me as looking at a hot chick...I can enjoy it for the aesthetic appeal. But if I were a male, heteosexual HP fan, I can see how these pics would be very weird. So I feel you Slezak. But I'm still going to 2nd Jess and everyone along those lines of thinking...good for Dan to try and build a long term career. What a gutsy move...and he might as well look good doing it.

eddie Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 04:25 PM EST

MORE! MORE! It's a good career move for him! Good luck to Daniel!

L3 Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 04:22 PM EST

Oh, good grief Corran. This is not about Slezak being gay. He said it freaked him out! This pictures about all over the entertainments blogs-they cannot be avoided. Please don't paint our beloved Slezak as some sort of perv. He is just observing as a PERSON.

timm Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 04:02 PM EST

Wow Daniel Radcliffe looks really good. I wonder were he works out?

Corran Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:59 PM EST

Why is Slezak, a grown gay man, looking at nude young men and posting about this. Does this seem appropriate just cuz ur a news columnist?

aramis Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:48 PM EST

*snaps back the rubberband on the wrist* "SNAP!"....Ow....I'm a bad bad man....

Casey Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:46 PM EST

I would love to see the play, but I have a sneaky suspicion that the squealing in the audience when Daniel disrobes would completely and utterly shatter the experience. Do I think he looks hot in these pics? Hell yeah. But if that's the lone experience you expect/can take away from "Equus," then you shouldn't be permitted to see it.

Michael Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:43 PM EST

As the father of a ten year old girl with a major crush on Daniel Radcliffe, I'm more than a little disturbed.

As a gay father with more than a little crush Daniel Radcliffe, well...

Kind of feeling schitzo here...

wildecat Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:27 PM EST

Yes, nudity is only a "small" part of Equus - but it's in the pivotal, climactic scene in the play. (Stop smirking that I wrote "climactic" while looking at nudie pictures of Harry Potter!!) My point is, the play completely hinges on a disturbed young man who has religious-psycho-sexual issues that involve horses (that's really simplifying things, but how else can you explain it) and these pictures are a beautiful representation of that theme. These type of images would be appropriate for this play whether Daniel Radcliffe was playing Alan or not. Are the producers also using the "Potter nudie pics" to their own advantage? Well, duh. I'm sure they'd like it if people actually, ya know, came to see the show.

OK, now for the emotional reaction - YOWZA!!! They are hot hot hot and yes, I'm old enough to be his...babysitter. So Slezak, why do they make you want to die inside? Can't you appreciate the beauty of these photos? Or does it disturb you that he's 17 and "Harry Potter"?

Brandon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:22 PM EST

um...you can almost see...why the sorting hat nearly placed harry in slytherin...

mike Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:16 PM EST

Good for Daniel. Hopefully, in twenty years he will still have a thriving acting career and not be stuck going to HP conventions.

Shannon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 03:15 PM EST

Anyone see him on HBO Extras...? What on Earth are Emma and Rupert doing, KNITTING?! Well, while they're at it, maybe they can make Dan some clothes.

tompkin Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:59 PM EST

I appreciate the fact Daniel Radcliffe is branching out and getting ready to shake off his days as Harry Potter (only 2 more movies to make!) and this play certainly seems like the right move to make to do that. However, in my mind, right now, he's still Harry Potter and I just don't want to see Harry naked looking like he's about to have sex. Hot poker. Eyes. You get the picture.

samp Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:59 PM EST

he looks sooo good... i am so going to hell with the rest of you. but i cant stop looking...(check out perezhilton.com for lots more too!) ok, just booked my ticket to hell..hp will never be the same...

samp Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:59 PM EST

he looks sooo good... i am so going to hell with the rest of you. but i cant stop looking...(check out perezhilton.com for lots more too!) ok, just booked my ticket to hell..hp will never be the same...

Winona Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:47 PM EST

I feel like a dirty ol' woman at the ripe old age of 32... and I'm lovin' every minute of it! *blush*

Dave Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:39 PM EST

A boy for crying out loud? He's going to be 18 in a few months, and he's definitely a man by the looks of those pictures! I always thought Harry, I mean, Daniel, was kind of cute, but he is now full blown hot. Go Daniel!

aramis Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:36 PM EST

Alrighty Ladies and Germs! Save me a seat in HELL! Cause that's where I'm going for finding these pictures absolutely enthralling. Whoosh, that boy is certainly becoming a man.
I totally need one of those rubberbands to put around my wrist, like Sissy Hickey (Beth Grant) in "Sordid Lives". I'll just snap it back each time I catch myself staring and wondering off to some fantastical realm with the former Mr. Potter. *SNAP!* Ow...

Stephanie Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:24 PM EST

Deleon,

Some people such as myself are pale. It is impossible for me to tan. Nothing is wrong with that, it is just genetics.

Mike Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:21 PM EST

It's a play. It's art. Get over it, people.

Dana Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:20 PM EST

My eyes, my eyes they burn! burn I tell ya! burn!

Nicole Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:19 PM EST

I have to say I feel a bit dirty for looking at these promo pics.

What is even worse is who is in the play with him, Richard Griffiths, who plays his Uncle in all the movies. Somehow I would find it hard to distance that thought from my mind.

Delon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:12 PM EST

Repulsive!!! Not every naked man is sexy, people! And this one is not a man, but a boy for crying out loud. It's a yucky body he has. And don't get me started about the horrid color of his skin. The lady behind him has better skin.I don't think i'll be able to have sex for a while after seeing these pix.

Tim Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:10 PM EST

Daniel looks GREAT! Spot on! Enough children's books, let's all move forward.

paula Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:10 PM EST

Now I wish that Rupert Grint could go and os something similar...
those harry potter boy's... good gooood

ps: I'm really going to hell

NineDaves Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 02:03 PM EST

be careful harry. with behavior like that, you're certain to get hogwarts.

Stephanie Travitsky Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:57 PM EST

I agree with Jess, Equus is a really difficult play. The nudity is minumal compared to Shakespeares "A Midsummer's Nights Dream" where the Fairies, and Robin Goodfellow were all nude or semi-nude (depending how it is staged). I think he looks fine nude, but I don't think that is what people should be focusing on. Then again it is the old University club senario. How do you get students to join a club? Pizza and beer. In this case, Harry waves his wand.

Yo Yo Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:54 PM EST

I feared that when I clicked on this, that guy from Dateline was gonna pop out with his camera crew and start questioning me. Can we say Mystic Tan anybody?

Jess Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:46 PM EST

EQUUS is a notoriously difficult, dangerous play, where the nudity is only a minor part of the show. It's a shame that the PR stunt of Radcliffe's nudity (YES, however yummy it may be) is overshadowing what is a smart young actor challenging himself in a very difficult, wonderful play.

khrystyne Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:45 PM EST

Okayyyyyyyyy, he'll be 18 on July 23. That's only 174 more days (not that I', counting or anything)...

Brian Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:35 PM EST

Thanks a lot Michael! My eyeballs have been practically burnt out of their sockets. I feel dirty now.

Okay, one more look before my eyesight is completely gone....

jason Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:30 PM EST

i also had a crush on daniel before, but OMG that young man is turning into one hot number. he is still jailbait, but he should be 18 soon, right? right?

Shannon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:17 PM EST

Goodness... And I thought that bathtub scene with Moaning Myrtle was risque!

Jamie Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:13 PM EST

You guys should go over to mugglenet.com if you want to see more pix...He's definitely not 11 years old anymore! Am I a perv just because I like looking at him and he's 9 years my junior!? Just wondering...I'll never look at HP the same way again knowing that his robes are covering up all that yummy goodness! Whew!!!!

Marc Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:11 PM EST

the kid will look fine when he starts the "hollywood pressure look" with roids, plastic surgery, fake abs, etc

nathan Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 01:05 PM EST

Now we can find out if his wand is as thin and crooked as the Harry Potter one.

ceej Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:59 PM EST

Jeremy,
I'll see you there!

Isabelle Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:57 PM EST

Jail bait!
But I love it!

Jeremy Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:52 PM EST

(Oh, I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell. Avert the eyes. I'm going to hell.)

JenJen Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:49 PM EST

I give him props for doing a play, and if he is comfortable with the nudity then whatever. I just wish the promoters weren't trying to sell it as the "Harry Potter Nudie" play. You'd think he was naked through the whole play, which isn't true (unless they've taken it to a whole other level!)

dma69 Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:48 PM EST

Louise, that makes two of us.

Louise Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:48 PM EST

I feel as if I've committed a felony just by looking at these pictures.

Joey Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:45 PM EST

He is sooo hot!

roel Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:43 PM EST


go harry! woot!

Jakeem Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:41 PM EST

Forget him! Who's the hottie who plays Jill Mason in the play?

Erin Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:39 PM EST

I hate to admit I've always had a little Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe crush. My friends all made fun of me for it, calling me Mrs. Robinson, Underage Wizard Lover (my friends were never very creative), but I think finally some of them will see what I've been going on about.

Simon Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:33 PM EST

Our Harry is growing up.

Paul U. Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:31 PM EST

I saw that yesterday, and I personally like it...but I feel so wrong for liking it! It's like noticing that the kid you used to babysit grew up to be hot!

Ed Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:31 PM EST

Michael, too early in the week and morning to see that - but thanx anyways!
Radcliff is the new Daniel Craig, at least in my book!
HOLY COW, THAT'S HOT!


brandonk Tue, Jan 30, 2007 at 12:31 PM EST

Well, he IS naked in the play, and not just from the waist up. As Max says, if ya got it, flaunt it!

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