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Double Vision: Macaulay Culkin and Kid Rock

Mar 8, 2006, 05:07 PM | by Michael Slezak

Categories: Books, Double Vision, Film, Music

145842__kidmac_lHey, Macaulay Culkin (left)! We hear you've been having trouble scoring roles in Hollywood these days, so we hope you don't mind a suggestion from your friends at PopWatch: How about developing a big-screen biopic about the life of Kid Rock (right)? You've got an uncanny resemblance to the raucous rocker, and we bet he'd have a heck of a story to tell. One bit of advice though: Please don't submit to any kind of Star Swap-style reality show: I mean, a Macaulay Culkin sex tape? A Kid Rock novel? I don't need to see that!


Ep Sato Thu, Mar 9, 2006 at 11:56 AM EST

Culkin needs to get himself on the surreal world or do some cameos on shows like Drawn Together as a guest voice. The kid's turn in "Saved" proved he's got some acting chops, but the solution for him is to follow in Neil Patrick Harris's footsteps and do a total parody role. If anyone recalls, Dougie Howser played a drug abusing, strip club frequenting parody of himself in 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle", and it led to his awesome role in "how I met your mother".

johnathan Wed, Mar 8, 2006 at 07:42 PM EST

Ahh, The Comeback. Nice to have you back, Michael Slezak

Nicole Wed, Mar 8, 2006 at 06:55 PM EST

I noticed this months ago! If you look at their mugshots on thesmokinggun.com (Kid Rock's earliest one), they look almost identical...it's more than a little creepy.

roxie Wed, Mar 8, 2006 at 06:10 PM EST

Mac shud only play Kid Rock if Emmanuel Lewis can play Joe C. Are ya with me?

Fatima Wed, Mar 8, 2006 at 05:48 PM EST

oh look. a valerie cherish reference. heh heh.

Todd Wed, Mar 8, 2006 at 05:42 PM EST

Would anyone want to see a biopic of Kid Rock? Without his recent sex tape, would anyone even care about Kid Rock?

And Macaulay, just be glad you're not doing crap. Just find yourself another "Saved!" and you'll be fine. Just please, don't do any Kid Rock biopics. It will not go well.


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