Your favorite Brat Pack quote?

Melissa Thu, Sep 18, 2008 at 12:31 PM EST

Sixteen Candles

Molly Ringwald - "...I want a black one..."

Molly's Female Friend - "A black guy?!"

Molly - "No, a black car and a Pink guy."

Her friend then has a look of a relief come over her. Racist but funny as hell, I have to admit. :P

Also...

Molly's little Bro - "..I don't know if this matters or not but there's a weird Chinaman in my room.." lol Again.. racist but still, thought it was hysterical. :P

Rob Thu, Nov 1, 2007 at 11:54 AM EST

From "Breakfast Club":

"Shut up and fix me a turkey pot pie!"

coco Thu, Dec 29, 2005 at 12:26 PM EST

PLZ GUYS I DONT GET THIS PART IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB WHERE IN THE END BENDER SAYS SOMETHING TO CLAIRE IN THE STORAGE CLOSET ABOUT HOW CLAIRE SAID THAT HER PARENTS USED HER TO GET BACK AND FORTH AT EACHOTHER AND WUDNT HE BE OUTSTANDING IN THAT CAPACITY. I DONT GET THAT.. IF U GUYS DO PLZ EMAIL ME.. I TOTALLY LOVE THE BREAKFAST CLUBB!!

OOXX I LOVEE BENDERR TOO =)

Scott Fri, Nov 4, 2005 at 01:56 PM EST

Bender: b-o-o h-o-o

debuke Thu, Nov 3, 2005 at 03:03 PM EST

i love the point where amh is dead drunk saying to chet, "you're absolutely right chet, you absolutely right" and "no s*** chet, no s***"

pw Thu, Nov 3, 2005 at 09:46 AM EST

Sixteen Candles:

Marlene: I've never dated a guy before.
Donger: Me neither.

maureen Thu, Nov 3, 2005 at 09:22 AM EST

Demi Moore to Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire "You break my heart...But then again you break everyone's heart..."

Ted Thu, Nov 3, 2005 at 04:19 AM EST

Anthony Michael Hall in Sexteen Candles:
"Games Jake. Silly, tortureous games. I mean, how many times have I gone without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money?"

ukn Thu, Nov 3, 2005 at 02:26 AM EST

Repo Man:
"you find one in every car"

Claire Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:11 PM EST

Sixteen Candles:

AMH looks straight into camera: This is getting good.
(Peter Gunn theme kicks in as he drives off in the Rolls)

Sam's friend: And stop feeling sorry for yourself; it's bad for your complexion!

John Cusack: Oh, but black and white would just capture the moment.

Breakfast Club:
Bender: You're a neo-maxi-zwoon-dweebie.

Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's shorts.

Andrew: Why do you have a fake ID?
Brian: So I can vote.

Allison: Want to know why I'm here today? I didn't have anything better to do.

Pretty in Pink:
Duckie: I Love OTIS!

Annie Potts: You're wishful makeupping.

St. Elmo's Fire
Men. You can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. (Pause) Yes, you can!

You're not going to believe how in hand it's going to be!

Andy S. Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 07:21 PM EST

From Weird Science, Gary to Wyatt: "Why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

Jester Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 06:46 PM EST

Demi Moore as Jules, from St. Elmo's Fire, pretty much cataloguing Demi Moore's life to come (at that time):

Jules: I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show...

Brian Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 06:09 PM EST

WS - Wyatt sits goes in a stall in the bar's bathroom. There is someone in there already. He sits down unknowinly and exclaims "Well Goddamn".

Rich Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 05:32 PM EST

Bender: Does Barry Manalow know your raiding his closet?

QUASNIMODO Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 05:19 PM EST

From "The Breakfast Club"
BENDER to CLAIRE: Would you ever consider dating a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? What if he was a good dancer, had a nice car? Of course, You'd have to sit in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun. How do you think he rides a bike?

Diddy Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 04:59 PM EST

The line in Weird Science when Kelly Lebrock says "she kneed him in the nuts and called him %aggot in front of all his friends. Followed by the classic..."She did What?! That man's delivery was absolutely classic!!

Heather Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 04:41 PM EST

Sixteen Candles - My all-time favorite - kazoos on the bus and Farmer Ted saying "So, what's the story? I mean, you got a guy or..."
Sam: "Yes 3 big ones and they lust wimp blood so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass!"

alex Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 04:33 PM EST

From Stand By Me -
What are you going to do? Shot all of us?
.... No Ace. Just you.

AARON G Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 04:27 PM EST

I don't have time to type it all out, but when Bender and Vernon are going back and forth and Vernon keeps giving him more and more weeks of saturday detention is the best! Vernon: Are you through? Bender: NOT EVEN CLOSE....BUD!

Nate Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 04:11 PM EST

From WS.
When Gary is buying from the counter lady and he leans over and looks at her name tag and says " I really don't think so, Sue"

Classic

Assman Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 03:58 PM EST

16 Candles - Long Duc Dong pleading, "No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

scott Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 03:28 PM EST

From the Outsiders:

We will do it for Jonny man, We will do it for Jonny!

Eric Poppa Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 03:20 PM EST

Even though it's technicaly not a brat pack flick, it's still from that time,...so my favorite is Ferris Beuller's "they could be facist anarchists for all I care...it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!"

laura Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 02:53 PM EST

From Risky Business, Tom Cruise:

Sometimes you just have to say "What the f*#$"

GermDave Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 02:35 PM EST

How about Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do today."

BDM Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:51 PM EST

All from WS

1)
Dino: Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh?

Lisa: It's purely sexual.

Dino: No shit.

Gary: She's into malakas, Dino.

2)
Lisa: You okay?

Gary: (Drunk) Well, my nuts are halfway up my a$$, but other than that, I'm perfect!

3)
How 'bout you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up yo' a$$!

4)
Crazy insane? ~ Insane? ~ Crazy?

5)
Every Damn night??? On the telephone???

jamiereb Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:45 PM EST

Judd Nelson to Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club : "Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if your tried".

karen Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:41 PM EST

Brian in Breakfast Club: Chicks can't hold their smoke, that's what it is!

Smiserooni Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:31 PM EST

TBC:

Bender & Vernon interchange:
Veron: Are you done yet?
Bender: Not even close BUUUUUUUD

Best line ever!

Foogiefive Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:28 PM EST

From Breakfast Club...
-"If he gets up, we'll all get up. It will be anarchy"
-"Show Dick some respect."

From Sixteen Candles...
"Married?"
"Yes - Mahweed!"

"I can't believe my grandma just felt me up."

lr Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:26 PM EST

from WS- " He don't even have a license LISA !"
still cracks me up!

Tim M. Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:17 PM EST

Grew up watching Weird Science- love when they're in the Kandy Bar and one of the boys is describing a girl he used to call and hang up on every night and one of the patrons says "Every damn night?!" is his gravelly voice- still use it today...

Also- Gary yelling "Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!!!"

CLAIRE Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:16 PM EST

FROM BREAKFAST CLUB AND I NEVER LIVED IT DOWN.
CLAIRE: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
BENDER: "WHAT'S YOURS?"
CLAIRE: "CLAIRE"
BENDER: "CLAIRE?"
CLAIRE: " CLAIRE, ITS A FAMILY NAME."
BENDER: " OH ITS A FAT GIRLS NAME"

Fay Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 01:08 PM EST

From Pretty in Pink: The Duckster : ' I ride by 4 or 5 times a day. If you wnat I'll put you on my route"

G. WYATT Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:48 PM EST

BREAKFAST CLUB:

LET'S FACE IT YOUR'E A NEOMAXIZOOMDREWBIE, IF YOU WEREN'T OUT MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE DOING?

Cynthia Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:39 PM EST

From Breakfast Club:

"I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross."

edubb Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:39 PM EST

St. Elmos Fire:
"It ain't a party till something gets broke" (Billy's response to the scuffle at the party)

Sixteen Candles:
"No he's not retarded" (Grandpa's response to the police after describing his clothes)

gbeck Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:20 PM EST

From 16 Candles - when the nerdy kid is being forced into the dance by his parents and he yells - "No! I wanna stay with you guys!"

Pete Thomas Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:12 PM EST

Anytime someone is hungover, I pull this out from Weird Science

Chet (Bill Paxton): "How would you like a greasy pork sandwich?"

John Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:10 PM EST

Andrew from BC quoting his dad:
"Andrew, you have got to be number 1! I won't tolerate any losers in this family."

Bender to Andrew:
"You're an idiot anyway. If you say you get along with your parents, well then you're a liar too."

Vernon to Bender:
"I am gonna kick the living s@#t out of you. I am gonna knock your d@%k in the dirt."

Bender to Brian (in reference to Carl, the janitor):
"I didn't know your dad worked here."

dk Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:07 PM EST

Vodka.....lots and lots of vodka

john smith Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 12:04 PM EST

Sixteen Candles:

Grandpa: We're looking forward to a nice LONG visit with you!

Sam: Aces

Anglican Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 11:43 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles:

Ted: Yep, I'm back!
Sam: So I smell.

And who can forget?

Ted: That's what the pictures are for!

And the best line:

Ted: This is getting good!

Kent Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 11:42 AM EST

from WS: AM Hall: "the b**ch can't hold de smoke!"
anything from BC is great - that whole movie is one long quote: "answer the question, Claire!!"

Alan Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 11:40 AM EST

Breakfast club: Bender: "The old man grabbed me by the collar and said smoke up Johnny"

My favorite movie!

gregg burnstein Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 11:39 AM EST

Weird Science has all my favorites:
Chet: "Hey that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one "D*** Weed"
Chet: "Do you think their having fun being catatonic in a closet!"
Chet: "Wyatt, I'm sorry being such a s*** to you all these years"
Chet: "First I'd like to butter your muffin

cc Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 11:02 AM EST

WS "Chips, Dips, Chains and whips" also from WS "Party's over says the girl"

2ftsalami Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:52 AM EST

Bender in the ceiling: A man walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other...

Sparkman Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:49 AM EST

I'm into visual stuff - "Can you hear this? Want me to turn it up?" Very cool except for a visually impaired person...

bigmc Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:42 AM EST

TBC is by far the best and here's a good one:

Vernon: "What if your house, what if your family, what if your DOPE was on fire?"
Bender: "Impossible, sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."

Don Van Nostran Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:36 AM EST

From Pretty in Pink:

"Blaine?? Thats not a name... that's an appliance!"

dankong Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:20 AM EST

Not even close BUD

Jake Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:14 AM EST

Dong:

"So grrandpa's hyena don't get disturbed."

Grandma:

"Now you listen here mister, God did not put me on this Earth to be awoken by some filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you. And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to steer clear of the likes of you. Now good night and good-bye."

bluemaninnc Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 10:10 AM EST

From BC - "Show Dick some respect!"

Custodial Artisan Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 09:06 AM EST

"Shut up, b*tch. Go fix me a turkey pot-pie."

Classics every one.

Adam Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 09:03 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles

Extra-terrestrials?

Better...

Female extra-terrestrials?

tcp Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 08:57 AM EST

WS - "You're stewed, buttwad!"

kym Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 08:48 AM EST

From sixteen candles
near the end of the movie after sam walks out of church when jake waves she points at herself and he very sexily says "yeah you"

Reva#8 Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 08:47 AM EST

Brought my daughter and nieces up on these 3 movies. Favorite always: anything Anthony Michael Hall said, but especially, "Alright....I knew you'd come around!" at the dance.

Rob Wed, Nov 2, 2005 at 08:33 AM EST

I now feel even dummber having read this. :)

Susan Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 10:21 PM EST

From Sixteen Candles: "No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need food!"
"Would you let me borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
"You gave me birth control pills? Do you know what that could do to a guy my age?!"
"I can't believe they *%&$ing forgot my birthday!"

Mari Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 07:34 PM EST

TBC-(from Bender to Claire): "You know how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be fabulous at that?"

Bender to Claire while she's eating sushi: "You won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth but you'll eat that?"

16 CANDLES:

At dinner with the "ricechex":
Rudy's mom: "As long as my beautiful boy knows he's out of the girl-of-the-month club."
And when Rudy's dad describes his "business" to Jenny's dad and he ceremoniously rolls his eyes.

Jenny at the church: "Man, do I feel funk-kyyyy!"
Mom: "Uh-huh."

Samantha and Jake are sitting on his dining room table with her b'day cake between them:
Jake: "Happy birthday Samantha. Make a wish."
Sam: "It already came true."

JEK Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 06:49 PM EST

Breakfast Club:

Bender: I think your dad my dad should get together and go bowling.

sally Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 05:01 PM EST

My all time favorites are: Long Duck Dong w/ "Whatsa happening hotstuff" and from Breakfast Club (one I use even today) "Demented and sad, but social."

Squirrellygirl Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 04:25 PM EST

Weird Science: When Gary is wasted in the back seat of the car, and Lisa asks if he's OK, he replies:
"Well, my nuts are halfway up my @ss, but other than that, I'm perfect!" and when Gary is describing to Wyatt the woman that he wants to create: "I want her to live... I want her to breathe... I want her to aerobicize!"

Breakfast Club (Besides the Barry Manilow reference): Bender to Dean Vernon: "Uh, Dick - - excuse me - - Rich - - will milk be made available to us?"

Sixteen Candles: "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek." - Samantha

"I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for SIX MONTHS IN A ROW." - Jenny, about fiancee Rudy

Mr. Baker: "I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork."
Sam: "Mike thinks I'm a dork."
Mr. Baker: "Mike is a dork."

Allison Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 03:17 PM EST

from WS:
Bill Pazton: For Christ's sake - will you cover yourself?

grapes Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 02:52 PM EST

16 candles: "Sofa City Sweetheart"

Weird Science: Gary: Excuse me sir what is this?
Kandy Bar Patron: DRINK IT
Gary: See you guys in the emergency room...

Rob Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 02:32 PM EST

Sixteen Candles, after Grandpa describes Long Duck Dong's clothes to the police over the phone: "No, he's not retarded!!"

Just me Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 02:16 PM EST

"no more yanky my wanky ... Donger need food" - 16 Candles classic

Barbie Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 12:50 PM EST

Breakfast club:
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
Sixteen Candles:
"Oh Sexy girlfriend"
Weird Science:
"your stewed buttwadd"

Myndi Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 12:36 PM EST

You guys really have covered all mine, but here's a couple more:

From TBC, when Mr. Vernon catched John in the gym "I'm trying out for a scholarship" and when Molly comes into the office, right before they kiss, "You said you're parents use you to get back at each other. Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?"

kr Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 12:33 PM EST

from TBC:

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns" (of course, with the hand making the bull sign.)

Wells Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 11:42 AM EST

The biker dude in Weird Science. "If we could just keep this between us. I'd really hate to lose my teaching position."

Grandma in Sixteen Candles. "Oh look dear, she's finally got her boobies."

Bender in TBC, it's a tie. "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!", and "You keep eating your hand, you're not gonna be hungry for lunch."

Nosey Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 11:24 AM EST

Mr. Vernon from the Breakfast Club: "If I have to come back in here, I'm crackin' skulls."

EB Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 11:22 AM EST

Sixteen Candles
John Cusack: This would be so special in black and white.

Oily Bohunk: I guess that tells everyone we didn't have to get married, eh padre?

EP Sato Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 10:41 AM EST

"Can I borrow your panties for ten minutes?"

Though all the scenes with Long Duck Dong still rank up there for me.
Married? Married!

jcoop Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 10:22 AM EST

'you like jake?! jake's my boy!' - farmer ted
'he don't even have his license lisa!' - gary

Lo Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:44 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles
"Where is my automobile?"
"Automobile?" (Crashing noises) "Lake! Big Lake!"

"Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there and if so may I converse with her briefly?"

Lo Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:43 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles
"Where is my automobile?"
"Automobile?" (Crashing noises) "Lake! Big Lake!"

"Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there and if so may I converse with her briefly?"

CJM Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:42 AM EST

SIXTEEN CANDLES

After noticing a very drunk Long Duck Dong on the front lawn, "Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman".

also...

The amazon girl to Molly Ringwald: "Thanks for loaning me the Donger".

jadehops Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:18 AM EST

From the Breakfast Club:

Bender calls Johnson a "neomaxizoomdweebie" or something to that effect...laughed my a$$ off at that one.

Eric F. Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:06 AM EST

From SIXTEEN CANDLES:
Dong - "I've never been so happy in my whole life! Now I have a place to put my hand!"

From BREAKFAST CLUB:
Bender - "Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars you're a virgin."

Didn't like WIERD SCIENCE, but:
"Ma-a-a-a-n, I was INSANE for the woman!"

Jasmine Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 09:02 AM EST

It's sad to say but I know every inch of dialogue from TBC.

Bender- Are you a virgin? I bet you a million dollars that you are.

Bender- Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being a**holes, now would it?
Claire- Well, you wouldn't know, you don't even know any of us.
Bender-Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their f**king clubs.

Claire- What's your name?
Bender- What's yours?
Claire- Claire.
Bender- Claire?
Claire- Claire. It's a family name.
Bender- Oh, it's a fat girl's name.
Claire- Oh, thank you.
Bender- You're welcome.
Claire- I'm not fat.
Bender- Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...

Terri Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 08:58 AM EST

It has to be Bender in the "Breakfast Club" about Barry Manilow's wardrobe and in "Sixteen Candles" her younger Brother talking about sleeping under Long Duk Dong. Those are two classic quotes. I laugh everytime I watch these movies.

Cara Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 08:51 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles:

Hate that rock and roll rubbish!

Well I'm afraid it's here to stay Howard.

Jenn C Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 08:49 AM EST

Jake and his friend "working out"-
Jake-I don't know, I'll turn around and she'll be staring at me and it's kinda cute.
Friend-Maybe she's retarded

Alissa Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 08:43 AM EST

From Sixteen Candles when the oldest sister is walking down the aisle at her wedding:

LOVE the teapot.

Nick Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 07:55 AM EST

Best exchange of Weird Science

It's so sad that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom.

Oh, Gary!

I never tossed off!

You said you were combing your hair.!

I was!

J. Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 06:32 AM EST

Breakfastclub:

Bender: I think you dad and my dad should get together and go bowling.

DYLAN Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 12:15 AM EST

From "Sixteen Candles"- "She go to the church, get married to oily bohunk"-Long Duk Dong

jaime Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 12:05 AM EST

from Sixteen Candles:"i've never bagged a babe. i'm not a stud" farmer ted

and

"What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded." -Howard

Denis Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 11:53 PM EST

I could quote the Breakfast Club all day and night!
Bender: Demented and sad, but social
Claire: I wish I was on a plane...to France.
Allison: Why? Claire did it.
Allison: That's very interesting, now why don't you tell me why you're really in here.
I could go on and on!

Deme Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 11:26 PM EST

Farmer Ted:"Fresh breath is a priority in my life."

Donger: "Appetizing food fit neatly into round pie."
Mike: "It's a quiche."
Donger: "How do you spell?"
Grandpa: "Well, you don't spell it son, you eat it!"

Sam: "No, a black Trans Am, a pink guy."

Joan Cusack when she uses the drinking fountain: "Uh, yea, ah."

My sisters and I watched this movie every day when we were younger and still quote it to this day. On a daily basis. Actually, it's usually to yell "DONG!" at a particular ethnicity of driver. Awful I know, but damn if it's not true.

TPG Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 10:42 PM EST

Dong...where is my automobile???

Nicole Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 09:33 PM EST

From "Sixteen Candles"-
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

From "The Breakfast Club"-
Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals.
John Bender: Oh but I do.
Andrew Clark: Yeah?
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.

dawn Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 09:23 PM EST

It's already been mentioned, but still a classic:

"Could you describe the ruckus?"

"In addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, you and he are currently riding the hobby horse..." (or something to that effect)

brightwing Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 07:23 PM EST

Here's 2 from each. Weird Science - "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" and "If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle." Sixteen Candles - "Donger's here for five hours and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease." and "I can't believe this. They ____ing forgot my birthday." and my favorite movie, The Breakfast Club - "Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place." and "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

cal Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 07:17 PM EST

One of my favorite quotes of all time comes from The Breakfast Club: "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

Classic, and often applicable in current day to day life.

FH Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 07:10 PM EST

breakfast Club: hey hey, wake her up, this ain't no rest home"

Kate Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 07:06 PM EST

From The Breakfast Club:
"Who's your father, Mister Rogers?"
"No, Mr. Johnson."