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The real story behind Fiona Apple's 'Machine'

Sep 21, 2005, 03:21 PM | by Gary Susman

Categories: Music

9657__fiona_l_1Everything you thought you knew about Fiona Apple's long-awaited, soon-to-be-released Extraordinary Machine is wrong. Contrary to rumor, the label did not shelve the album out of fears that it wasn't commercial enough; neither Apple nor Epic had a falling out with her longtime producer, Jon Brion; neither Apple nor anyone else in her camp leaked the Brion sessions to the Internet last spring; and the version of Machine coming to stores on Oct. 4, as re-recorded under new producer Mike Elizondo, is really the version Apple approved.

The short version of what really happened, as Apple told Entertainment Weekly's Karen Valby, is that she shelved the album herself; that when she decided to rerecord the tracks with Elizondo, Epic balked; and that, facing the prospect of song-by-song scrutiny from Epic over the rerecording, she quit the sessions altogether. ''So where everybody thinks [Epic] shelved the album, that is actually when I just said, 'I quit,''' Apple told Valby. ''It was the only thing I thought I could do.'' In March, when unknown fans leaked the Brion version to the Internet in an apparent effort to prod the label to release the album, Apple said, ''I started feeling guilty, because it wasn't the truth. The album hadn't really been shelved. What was I going to do, tell all these people to stop, tell them that I had done the quitting? But I quit because I felt that what was going to happen was what they thought was already happening.''

The good news was, the fan response did prompt Epic to pay for her to re-record the album the way she wanted, with Elizondo producing, and she did so in June. ''I've been in the driver's seat throughout this,'' the singer told Valby. ''Sometimes not driving. Sometimes not actually moving. I was stalled for a long time, but I've definitely been in the driver's seat.'' For the full story, see Entertainment Weekly's new issue, out Friday.

Mon, Jun 16, 2008 at 07:56 PM EST

Check out some amazing Fiona Apple Pics on thegrixer.com. Beautiful black and whites from a concert in Colorado

Mon, Jun 16, 2008 at 07:56 PM EST

Check out some amazing Fiona Apple Pics on thegrixer.com. Beautiful black and whites from a concert in Colorado

info mb Sat, Oct 28, 2006 at 10:17 PM EST

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Lauri Greene Wed, Aug 2, 2006 at 11:36 AM EST

If you like Fiona Apple, you'll LOVE Alexe Colbus. She's an 18 year old artist from Fairfax, Virginia, who I just signed to my tiny indie label, New Indie Artists. She writes her own songs, plays piano, and will knock you over with her Italian charm. She's influenced by Fiona Apple, of course, Tori Amos, Norah Jones, Elton John, Bruce Springsteen, and Carole King.

Music and Bio:
http://www.newindieartists.com/content/view/15/29/

Pictures:
http://newindieartists.typepad.com/photos/alexe_colbus/index.html

Blog:
http://newindieartists.typepad.com/weblog

Carlos Sat, Jun 17, 2006 at 12:37 AM EST

Wow... everytime I listen to any Fiona Apple's song, I can't help to wonder what her I.Q. score is... her lyrics are smart, with a sultry voice, her music is flawless and timeless and her personality is very enigmatic (in a very appealing way) Oh, on top of that, she's beautiful on the outside too, what's not to like about her? (Of course, is just my humble opinion)

FERMIN TABLAS Thu, May 18, 2006 at 12:32 PM EST

MY NAME IS FERMIN, AM A NEW FAN! I DISCOVERED FIONA APPLE WHEN THEY WERE PAYING "OH SAILOR" ON VH1, IT WAS THEN THAT I FELT IN LVOE WITH EVERYTHING THAT SHE DOES. LOVE HER LYRICS AND HER MUSIC IS LIKE NO ONE ELSE'S.
I HAVE EXTRAORDINARY MACHINE IN MY IPOD NANO, AND I PLAY HER ALBUM AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.
SHE IS COMING TO SAN DIEGO, MY HOME TOWN, ON JUNE 2006.
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT FOR THAT.
PLEASE WRITE ME FIONA APPLE FANS
FTABLAS@MSN.COM
OR myspace.com/kingofkings1
SHE IS THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF MUSIC.

JohnnyApple Sat, May 6, 2006 at 11:46 PM EST

I really enjoy Fiona's work, love the multi harmony, multi Tempo. First listend to her because we share a surname ( Sure I know it is not her real name ) anyone that thinks Apple is a funny Surname shoud try wearing it for 4 decads or so Like I have

Jonathan Apple

german Mon, Apr 24, 2006 at 02:14 PM EST

hola, soy german de argentina y yo tambien la amo a fiona con toda mi alma, a mi personalmente el ultimo disco me pareció una de las mejores obras de la musica jamas hechas en la historia, no voy a tolerar que alguien critique a "MI Fiona" pero si quieren hablar conmigo dobre ella o cualquier cosa dejo mi mail/msn:
tevoyaquemar-lacasa@hotmail.com

Jerome Fri, Feb 24, 2006 at 09:35 AM EST

I met Fiona in France in late november 1996. I think I had a crush on her, for she was so great. Her voice and just a piano was wow...Come back to France Fi !

Emma Healy Wed, Feb 15, 2006 at 12:45 PM EST

Id like to say that I think Fiona is absolutely fantastic. I discovered her when I went to New York about 8 years ago. I really respect her and really admire her. Her voice is fantastic and her angry lyrics are brilliant. Not many people know Fiona Apple in Ireland. I wish she would come to Europe and do a tour!!!!!!!!!!

runsted Thu, Dec 22, 2005 at 12:04 PM EST

Fiona.. i love her so much!!! she's the best!!!

sophie Wed, Dec 7, 2005 at 03:34 PM EST

super ce dernière album...ces extrait de concert sur le dvd donne l'envie de voir mademoiselle fiona sur les scénes de France et plus particuliérement Lille puisqu'il s'agit de ma région.
Ta musique et trés bien travaillé et ta voix ne ressemble à aucunes autres...
En attendant le live in France je me contenterais de me laisser rêver sur ta musique qui respire la passion....

Mile Sat, Nov 19, 2005 at 08:52 AM EST

I love Fiona. Her lyrics express about thinks that I fell. Fellings I´d like to say and I can´t. Thank you very much Fiona.

yac Wed, Nov 16, 2005 at 05:01 PM EST

hola soy de guatemala en lo personal me gusta mucho esta cantante y poseo una pagina http://garaje.ya.com/fionaproyect/ por si desean visitarla encontraran su bio,discografia, tablaturas, galeria de imagenes, su carrera y mas.... bie y saludos a todos

Leopoldo Rezende Mon, Nov 14, 2005 at 11:00 PM EST

I`m Brasileiro...
E aqui no Brasil - here in Brazil -
A Fiona não faz tanto sucesso assim -
Fiona isn`t "hight, big celebrited" -
Ainda mais depois neste tempo sem gravar CDs/discos a mídia se esqueceu dela... -
Long time not record CDs, the television not remember -
Mas para os amantes da BOA MÚSICA, Fiona estará sempre na pratilheira de Cd`s Em qualquer parte do mundo! -
But, the people "loved of good music", Fiona to have forever in.. bettuing all good cd`s! independent the contry... Brazil, USA, Japan, Franch... Fiona Forever!

Fiona, go to in Brazil!!! you music is the best!!!
************************************
Abraços a todos.. UM BJO!
Kises! Bye!

Jailin Mon, Oct 31, 2005 at 02:30 PM EST

Para mí, Fiona se superó a sí misma con este disco... independientemente de la versión que sea. Es un disco lleno de buena música, un poco más experimental un poco más evolucionado... gracias a Dios que no se quedó con Criminal o Fast as you can... esas canciones son geniales, pero para qué queremos seguir escuchando las mismas canciones si su talento da para mucho más... y demostró que así es... no es mejor que antes, es superior, más madura musicalmente.

Freddy Mon, Oct 24, 2005 at 01:14 PM EST

There seems to be a lot of discussion on other sites that the leaked songs are better than the finished album. I think Sony should release the other album version as an alternate and let her fans decide what they like best. Odds are, they will buy both versions and like them equally well.

David Zedge Sun, Oct 9, 2005 at 08:30 PM EST

Yeah she makes life worth singing

Trilce Sun, Oct 9, 2005 at 04:46 PM EST

Acá en Perú muy poca gente sabe de Fiona y no hay muchos con los que compartir la alegría q siento por ver q Fiona regresa a la escena musical, solo que me da pena, que haya terminado trabajando con otro productor... siempre me gustó la dupla Apple/Brion, son unos genios juntos, y bueno, saludos a todos los fans de Fiona, es una victoria para los amantes de la buena música!

Juli Sat, Oct 8, 2005 at 06:38 PM EST

Hola a todos!, soy de Argentina y recién este año "descubrí" a Fiona Apple. Aunque no pude conseguir los discos los he escuchado. Me gusta bastante su música. Pero lo que realmente me gusta mucho son sus letras y su personalidad, ya que es muy original y muy auténtica en todo lo que hace, y nunca se volvió comercial (como suele pasar con la mayoría de los artistas hoy en día..). Desde el principio demostró con ese discurso en los MTV Video Music Awards de 1997 que lo que ella hace no lo hace ni por la plata ni por la fama, y la verdad es que no quedan muchos musicos así.
En fin, por todo esto estoy muy contenta de que finalmente reaparezca! (...aunque haya tenido que salvarle las papas a Epic!!...).
Un beso para todos, suerte y sigan escuchando buena musica!!...jeje
Pd: Coincido con vos Gabriel sobre la versión de Red, Red, Red....

gabriel Sat, Oct 8, 2005 at 09:36 AM EST

Hola!: soy de Argentina, y quisiera darles mi opinion con respecto a "Extraordinary machine". He escuchado las 2 versiones, y creo que quitar las ideas de Brion del disco ha sido un grave error. Elizondo no existe al lado de Brion, y viene de un estilo que no tiene nada que ver. Lo mas lamentable, es la version de Red, red, red; en comparacion con la original.
De todos modos, soy fan de Fiona, sobre todo de su segundo CD, que me parece BRILLANTE. Y sinceramente este tercer disco, me ha gustado muy poco.
Al margen de la produccion y toda esta historia con el sello discografico (creo que jamas se sabra la verdad), las canciones en rasgos generales no me han gustado, a excepcion de 2 o 3.
Hay mucha reiteracion de melodias, arreglos, y un clima general de bodeville que no me atrapa.
Esta es mi humilde opinion. Y la verdad es que extraño canciones como "I know", o "Criminal", o "The way the things are", etc....
Pero si me alegra mucho que Fiona reaparezca en escena, porque solo su actitud vale la pena que este dando vueltas entre medio de un escenario musical mundial, bastante malo.
Es una artista muy talentosa, y merece tener el lugar que le corresponde.

Saludos a todos los fans de Fiona!

Lucy.from.Mexico Tue, Oct 4, 2005 at 11:11 PM EST

I just wanna say, 'This is an example of a real woman' She's the simple, anti-egocentric singer that deserve to make money because of her passion.
What's so impressive about a diamond anyway..?

Ruben Boj Tue, Oct 4, 2005 at 06:50 PM EST

Fiona Apple es un de las mejores cantantes que he escuchado, yo vivo en Guatemala y en este pais, no se escucha mucho su musica asi que me costo encontrar sus discos, espero poder conseguir su nuevo dico............ ademas es una mujer hermosa.

Ana Tue, Oct 4, 2005 at 04:15 PM EST

Fiona has very good lyrics, that's the real story ^-^

J.: I'm sorry, you know that I am just jocking. I admire that you admire someone so admirable like Fiona. Go with yourself!, be authentic...

And I like her music, really... :)

john Tue, Oct 4, 2005 at 02:47 PM EST

I have been a fan sence i saw the video for sleep to dream i that to my self who is this beautifal person and can i realy buy her music. she is a true musician and inspires me to write and sing my own music and i hope that one day i can meet and maby sing with her. Now about her new cd i bought a copy today and tho i never heard any of the leked album i think that this is her best stuf to date and i can't wate till her next album,i hope she never stops making and singing music

monse Mon, Oct 3, 2005 at 03:04 PM EST

HOLA
ENVIO ESTE CORREO DESDE ECUADOR... MI MEJOR AMIGO (XAVIER GARCES) Y YO SOMOS MAS QUE FANATICOS DE FIONA APPLE... DESDE EL TRIDAL... ME PARECE UNA DIOSA DE LA MUSICA, COMPONE, CANTA CON UNA PERSONALIDAD UNICA.. CON INFLUENSIAS DE BLUSS ENTRE OTROS GENEROS.. ME PARECE UNA ARTISTA REAL.. DE ELLAS YA NO HAY MUCHAS...
MONSERRATE

Kasey Humble Mon, Oct 3, 2005 at 01:45 AM EST

There are very few musical entertainers these days that i think are true ARTISTS. Fiona apple is an ARTIST britney spears is an entertainer. Outcast thought i dont like them are ARTISTS and alot of rap singers are entertainers, there is a bag diffrence and you can tell with fiona. I'm so excited for the album and cant wait for it.

Scott Sun, Oct 2, 2005 at 08:13 PM EST

I can't for this CD, i'm glad it's finally getting released. All of her cds bring up great memories and I hope to have new ones from this album

I agree that she needs to come to Austin
Scott

Amanda Sun, Oct 2, 2005 at 11:54 AM EST

-although
;)

Amanda Sun, Oct 2, 2005 at 11:52 AM EST

Her breasts are not askew! And certainly not her previous music efforts.

I can say, though, that although I'm glad we know what really went on! I haven't heard all of the re-recorded tracks, so I'll wait to form my opinion on them after hearing them. But, I will say, her previous musical efforts were and are incredible.

Someone push her toward Austin, TX.
Plzkthx.

Michelle Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 10:50 PM EST

I think that all of her music is wonderful.Iwish that byron was still producing but it would be refreshing to hear what's new with Fiona so i am all for the new and improved.

Stel Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 05:06 PM EST

I just love Fiona so much. Glad to have her back. She is a genuine artist. So rare!

analia Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 04:09 PM EST

Hola! soy de argentina y quiero contarles que fiona apple entro en mi vida hace mas o menos un año y medio, conocia solamente algunos temas, y desde que tengo su primer disco no puedo dejar de escucharla. Me identifico mucho con sus temas y ojala pueda verla por aca algun dia...ahora estoy esperando que saquen a la venta su ultimo disco para ir corriendo a comprarlo. Mezcla de sonidos, fuerza y motivacion es lo que hacen que fiona este en la cima de mis favoritos. GRACIAS POR TANTOS BUENOS MOMENTOS!!!

Sakis Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 02:22 PM EST

I can't wait for this CD to be released. I don't mind electronic music or changes to the songs. I come from Greece and we listen to all types of music and songs in all languages. I like all types of music, music that moves me and i enjoy Fiona's lyrics and songs. I think americans really have to get over of their electronic music phobia and embrace other sounds too, there are plenty of great electronic bands out there, you are just never exposed to them here in the US (i'd say check out Hooverphonic,Lamb,Morcheeba,Gus Gus, Goldfrapp, Kirsty Hawkshaw,ATB,Way out West and you might like their tunes). I like a big variety of singers and Fiona is one of them. Best of luck to the new CD, and i'm glad it's being released.

travist. Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 01:34 PM EST


Enjoy Fiona's music. I'm with Raff, who cares if was
Epic/Sony or Fiona that shelved the record. It's out now!
This it's what's wrong with music today. there's no more
mastic. Everybody wants to know what pant size the artist
is wearing. F#@%ing Lame. I will say this, Fiona is one
of the few female artists these days that writes her
own music and lyrics. Not only that but she's doing
"her own thing" and because of that, i will always be
a fan. I can promise that her relationship with Brion
is fine. She didn't want to remake When the Pawn.
She wanted a different vibe on this record, so what,
Good!!! i Hate it when artists rip off themselves,
peace,
travist

seavash Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 08:17 AM EST

hi i want good women frend pls hellp me.im alon man. iwould like that good women love me

Pepe Sat, Oct 1, 2005 at 04:40 AM EST

I hope Matt is till playing the drums live..............

Patty Fri, Sep 30, 2005 at 08:32 PM EST

finally!!! well gi think this album is so different from the others, tidal was sad (xD), when the pawn... was happier but like a transition to EM. it's songs are just full of lifee!!! i lovee itt!! ^-^ one of my fav. of this album that i heard from the free version hehehe...was better version of me, "red, red, red", Waltz ans please, please, please! :P

America Sayles Fri, Sep 30, 2005 at 07:56 PM EST

I love Fiona since 1997 when I first saw her video Shadowboxer, I was in Venezuela. Every since then I was captured! I saw her live in Atl. a couple of years later, I had to. Great show @ the Tabernacle. The mix between her music & the venue was magical. I waited for almost 2 hrs to see her coming out from the back & walk to the bus tour with her band and bodyguards. She stopped & signed my ticket and almost all of the (around) 100 fans waiting with me. There was a girl on a wheel chair that wrote her a letter or poem, so she came under the ropes and hugged her. She greeted, it was Fiona's way. It was worth it.

Jamie Wed, Sep 28, 2005 at 01:23 AM EST

This definently is a CD that was long awaited i had the chance to listen to it on her website i loved every song. Fiona's music is beautiful and unique! All I can say is keep it coming girl!

Joey Tue, Sep 27, 2005 at 07:25 PM EST

fiona apple is one of the most innovative and phenominal musical artists of all time. She never ceases to amaze me.. well, except for the 6 years or so that she laid dormant...haha.. but other than that, I consider her one of the best. Neither of her CDs have not nor will they ever be "played-out" to me.. I can never get tired of her beautiful voice or inspiring, metaphorical lyrics..

katatoe Tue, Sep 27, 2005 at 07:18 PM EST

I would also like to add something that I recently posted on our message board (about 5 seconds ago) after re-posting the message below this one.

copy & paste:

i realize i sound very bitter...

i am not.

i have nothing left to bitch about now that
the new album is being released oct. 4th!!

i'm sooo excited!

but i do not believe that we were ever wrong..

the attitude with which they may have approached
brion about the way the album sounded, might
certainly lead anyone (even brion) to believe that
they were far from impressed.

she may have been touched by what we did...

but i'm sure that the shelving of the album was
mutual on both sony & fiona's parts.

sony may have said what they said - and fiona
didn't want any complications...

trust me..

in our own way.. we were never wrong...

-kt

katatoe Tue, Sep 27, 2005 at 06:54 PM EST

Grammatical Repairs

1. I know that she doesn't enjoy being thrown (around) like this...

2. I am sad that this sound was (NOT) recreated with real instruments, and the rest of the album kept the Jon Brion-way, but that's life...

katatoe Tue, Sep 27, 2005 at 06:49 PM EST

I'm sure everyone who is a big fan of Fiona Apple rememberes me as one of the campaign managers over at FreeFiona. I was lucky to have been promoted, but it was mostly over my rants and digital contributions. I am skeptical that she is being honest in this article; partly because I am disappointed with the electronic, over-synthesized sound that the new version contains. I would like to have heard "Tymps (a.k.a. Used to Love Him & a.k.a. Sick in the Head)" remain the way that it was on the "leaked" versions. I would never have believed that someone who is so true to her roots, travels by foot, is a vegan, and a lover of humanity - would quit after the jon brion production in preference for over-processed, meaty, electronic, computer-generated pop beats. I am skeptical also because the previous statement was that "it lacks a hit single" (poppy/MTV quality-style sound) was the original "statement". And what exactly does this new version sound like now? EXACTLY! Point made. But I will admit that I am glad it's being released and I will buy a copy, and continue to promote her music. I am sorry that she has to go on tour, I have never seen her live. I know she doesn't enjoy being thrown like this, I wouldn't either... but she is a product - and products are meant to be sold... and when it comes to a corporation like Sony/Epic - these products are meant to be sold WELL. Populous enjoys pop. I will also admit that I enjoy the new version of 'Red Red Red' much better than the original. I am sad that this sound was recreated with real instruments, and the rest of the album kept the Jon Brion-way, but that's life. Maybe this album will make enough money to be re-produced for a follow-up EM album featuring the original symphonic miracle that was once the original Extraordinary Machine. --KT

Mark McDuck Tue, Sep 27, 2005 at 01:01 PM EST

I don't know why it would be hard to believe that Fiona walked away from the project fearing her label would shelve the album - what would be the point of continuing on with new versions if they would only claim ownership and eventually refuse to release them? She didn't want to give any more control of herself to the (unextraordinary) record machine than she had to.

christopher harris Mon, Sep 26, 2005 at 04:27 PM EST

We just know Fiona has a God given gift and we support her as a TRUE artist and
wish her much LOVE and happiness on her new project!! Chris in Nashville

Nick Mon, Sep 26, 2005 at 03:20 PM EST

Thank you soooo much for this article....I'm glad that, even though we, at FreeFiona, did not achieve what we orginally set out to do, we helped Fiona in a bigger way than we could have ever imagined. I am proud to have taken part in this.

Gwendolyn Mon, Sep 26, 2005 at 01:12 PM EST

I have to say Kyle, why did you bother reading the article if you thought Fiona's music was "askew" in the first place? And for that matter, what's wrong with being "askew"? It's a hell of lot more powerful and interesting than most of the bull thats on the radio now. In relation to the article,I couldn't give a rats ass if shes telling the truth or not. What I've heard so far is awesome and its got those sharps and flats that Fiona is known for and that I love.

cozbaldwin Sat, Sep 24, 2005 at 12:50 AM EST

To those who believe that this article is false, please listen to her WNYC radio interview here: http://www.wnyc.org/shows/soundcheck/episodes/09232005 and listen to her tell her side. Listen to her sincerity. I don't understand why you must make her life out to be such a tragedy anymore. She doesn't have to be viewed as put-upon anymore.

Bobby Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 11:22 PM EST

There is nothing dishonest about Fiona or her music. If you have any perception at all, you know that.

Renaud Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 09:00 PM EST

Kile is a perfect idiot : go back to your Kilie Minogues' and Britney's hot pictures and shut up man, you're only a pervert.
I don't know and I don't care if Fiona or Sony or anyone else is telling us the truth : the reality is that we have a new album on the track :-)
I have already seen all the videos (extraordinaires) and listen to Oh Sailor and my opinion is that it will be a great album, in the same vein as the 2nd one, I think ;)
By the way, does somebody knows where to download the remix version of "Across the Universe", the Beatles cover featured on the film "Pleasantville". I can only find the original version but I heared a remixed version very very interesting ;-) Feel free to mail me if you know something! Thanks a lot friends. Renaud

Raff_1975 Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 08:02 PM EST

This is obviously a big lie. Problably, Fiona and Epic came to terms and made a deal. They released her album with some major changes to make it more appealing to the MTV audience, she agreed to say it was her and not Sony which shelved the album.

Eric Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 06:55 PM EST

I could care less if Fiona's and the studio's stories are true or false. Getting too wrapped up in the personal and (ugh) business lives behind the music only muddies the enjoyment. Everyone b.s.'s about a new album--it's always "their greatest work", "really special", yada yada yada. If the album pleases, that's all I care about. If not, on to the next one...

Manda Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 02:03 PM EST

Fiona Apple is a kick ass artist. her music is great, her voice is awesome and her lyrics are pensive. In my opinion she has more talent than most of what you hear on the radio.

Guigui Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 12:01 PM EST

Don't believe a word of this article.

Echo Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 11:16 AM EST

What's wrong with music being 'askew'? Maybe learn something about posture, Kyle? Who knows, someday even you might be able to see breasts not in print ~shrugs

I love Fiona, and if she's telling the truth then I'm glad to see her set things straight.

Crystal Fri, Sep 23, 2005 at 09:13 AM EST

I have to go with the group consensus on this one to say that Kyle is a moron. (yet, sadly all morons are entitled to an opinion). I'd also like to say how excited I am to buy this album, and I'm telling everyone about it to help promote music that's actually worth listening to.

Eric Thu, Sep 22, 2005 at 11:11 PM EST

Both "Tidal" and "When the Pawn..." encapsulate seasons in my memory--after sampling a few of the previewed tracks, I'm feeling pretty confident that "Extraordinary Machine" is going to be a fresh coat of paint on my mind this autumn. Fiona's remarkable and utterly unique voice alone warrants further albums. She could be singing 20th century standards or Rogers & Hammerstein, and I'd still eat it up.

Nikky Thu, Sep 22, 2005 at 10:20 PM EST

aaah, anything for attention. Funny how you're insulting, however, you're on this site, reading aren't you?
Ass.

Melissa Thu, Sep 22, 2005 at 08:31 PM EST

Kyle, you are retarded...not clever.

Kyle Crispino Wed, Sep 21, 2005 at 04:02 PM EST

Fiona's breasts are somewhat askew.....much like her previous musical efforts.

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