An incomplete list of things these Kimye wedding photos remind us of

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Although he couldn’t know it at the time, Kanye West inadvertently gave voice to his own future wedding guests with this lyric from 2007′s “Stronger”: “You should be honored by my lateness/that I would even show up to this fake sh–/So go ahead go nuts/go apesh–.” (Important note: Beyoncé and Jay Z declined to show up to “this fake sh–.”)

As everyone is all too aware, Kim Kardashian made her third trip down the aisle this past weekend. (#ThirdTimesTheCharm?) And now E!  — because of course — has photos of the big event. Photo one is a shot of the couple in front of a wall of flowers; shot two shows Kardashian and West in leather jackets as Kanye (probably) explains the Grease-inspired concept for his next album. Sample lyric: “There are worse things I could do/ than marry a reality star or two/ Even though the neighborhood/ thinks she’s trashy and no good…”

Courtesy of E! News

Courtesy of E! News

Is anyone else bored? These two pics remind us of so many things in pop culture, all of which are more interesting than the Tale of the Rapper and the Reality Star.

Off the top of my head:

- Britney Spears’ wedding sweatsuits

- Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan’s “The Problem” “Solvers” T-shirts

- A car that is systematic, hydromatic, and ultramatic

- Jesus Christ. (Yeezus?)

-Different groom/same tabloid-sponsored ceremony

- Harry Potter’s scar

Last Tango in Paris

- Beyoncé and Jay Z’s “On The Run” costumes/ Beyoncé and Jay Z’s “Bonnie & Clyde” look

- Talking Heads, “(Nothing But) Flowers

– Big Fish

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