Gary Busey might just be one of the least effective players in Apprentice (celebrity or otherwise) history. But he walks around chirping like a bird or clucking like a chicken so Donald Trump always keeps him around for entertainment purposes. Well, tonight Busey took it to a whole other level as Project Manager for Plan B, turning his team’s video into a story about a man who needs an LG smartphone to keep him from transforming into a barking mechanical dog. It sounds like I am making that up or concocting some sort of metaphor, but I assure you that was the basic plot of the ad. Oh, and the ad also featured human Busey being married to a woman who was roughly the same age as their daughter.
Apparently, all of this was finally too much for Trump, who — after attempting to hatch a plot to rob all of the Las Vegas casinos with his new card counting slave Marilu Henner — fired the Oscar-nominated actor, whose most notable action as director on the ad was the instruction to his cast that “If you have to fart, fart quick but keep your energy up.” (Gold star advice from a legend, ladies and gentlemen!)
With Busey now gone, that leaves only five players — Trace Adkins, Lil Jon, Penn Jillette, Marilu Henner, Lisa Rinna — left to vie for the All-Star Celebrity Apprentice crown. Who will win? Are you loving or loathing the fact that Gary Busey is now gone? And how amazing did Boardroom Dominatrix Ivanka Trump look in her black leather skirt? You can sound off on the message boards below and then check back for my full recap later. And for more reality ramblings, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. WARNING: If you don’t, you just may turn into a mechanical dog.