Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom’s a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she’s perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn’t have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
Bob: No, no, no. It was my mistake. I’ll wait five hours and come back when Joan’s shift is up.
Joan: Bob, just stay! What if we need something ruined?
Bob: It’s all right. I’ll spend my holiday at a Los Angeles coffee shop, sitting around with people who have nothing better to do on Thanksgiving than work on their screenplay. I probably won’t want to blow my head off.
Schmidt: Look at that plating. It is impeccable.
Big Schmidt: Nice squeeze bottle work there, Bobby Flay.
Schmidt: He is still relevant!
Big Schmidt: Where? Phoenix?