Update: Annie’s recap is live.
Spoiler ahead! Pitbull’s glowsticks rave and Justin Bieber’s so-not-fetch attempt to introduce leather MC Hammer pants into the ballroom have concluded. After a two-hour results special on DWTS: All-Stars premiere week, one of 13 Sparkalien couples has been cast off of Planet Mirrorballus. ‘Tis a cruel and unusual society they’ve got going on up there. The two eliminated dancers on Week 1 are…..
Pamela Anderson and Tristan MacManus.
Drew Lachey and Anna Trebunskaya joined Pam and Tristan in the bottom two.
No brainer, right? But poor Tristan!
Kirstie Alley in heat and Tom Bergeron in cigarette-miming cool-down mode would like to encourage you to appraise EW.com’s Hidden Gems of the ‘All-Stars’ premiere!
Stay tuned for my full recap later on. Here it is!
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