Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG) OF THE WEEK: WHATEVER I TOUCH, STARTS TO MELT IN MY CLUTCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN I DO THE SAMBA
“Jack’s costume looks like the Heat Meiser from The Year Without a Santa Claus” –Fridgedancer, endorsed by SpeechTeacher89, Bvonly, DWTS Prodigal, Kevin M. Kawa
“Jack’s shirt shows the gradual progression of skin-tone over the course of the show: starting out normal, and slowly increasing to a bright orange hue.” –kellen
“Jack’s shirt reminded me of one of my favorite drinks in college — the Singapore Sling.” –MLM
“The chick to the left of Tristan as he was looking hopefully at the door before he and Gladys had their ‘date.’ She had this expression of, ‘Oh, yeah, I want me some Lucky Charms!”" –TristanMacManusFans
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