Honey Badger don't give a [bleep]... but he sure likes pistachios

Honey Badger, you’ve gone corporate! But I suppose if you were ever going to sell out, it would have been to crack some nuts. The one benefit of seeing PopWatch’s good friend, Honey Badger, join the mainstream? We get to see him using a snake as a whip, which is immediately going into my folder of “Great Ideas.” Thanks, HB. You never stop giving. Not that you give a f—.

Cute, but should Honey B have held out for something bigger. I mean, pistachios?

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  • PG

    I honestly thought the honey badger was a made up animal from those Ben Affleck Madden 2012 commercials. Feeling kinda dumb. Also, bummed.

    • Shannon

      Honey Badger don’t care! Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

      • PG

        Yeah, I got it. It stopped being funny after the 500th time.

      • PG has no sense of humor!

        That still cracks me up. Luckily for me, I haven;t seen it 500 times like PG. Where are you seeing it 500 times? Did you watch the youtube video that many time?

      • Greg

        It is way funnier than anything on TV at the moment. Don’t be jealous guys.

  • PG

    From Wikipedia:

    The honey badger (Mellivora capensis), also known as the ratel, is a species of mustelid native to Africa, the Middle East and the Indian Subcontinent. Despite its name, the honey badger does not closely resemble other badger species, instead bearing more anatomical similarities to weasels. It is classed as Least Concern by the IUCN due to its extensive range and general environmental adaptations. It is a primarily carnivorous species, and has few natural predators due to its thick skin and ferocious defensive abilities.

  • Clarissa

    My favorite of part of these commericals is still Liam O’Brien’s voiceovers.

  • Squishmar

    I’m so out of it… what commercials are the honey badger in? I’ve seen references to this thing but I have no clue…

    • ice

      Squishmar: Thanks for your honesty. Go google “honey badger”. We’ll wait.

      • Squishmar

        Okay. Yeah, I wouldn’t want to run into one of those in a dark alley. I watched the real one *and* the one with the gay guy doing the narration… very funny. Now I know. I should have just looked it up to begin with. I had seen a shirt saying, “Honey Badger don’t give a sh*t!” but I didn’t know what the hell it meant. I can sleep easy now (as long as there are no honey badgers around). ;)

      • Greg

        oh yeah an Internet search engine.. forgot about those damn.. DUH

    • Shannon

      Why do people who have internet not bother using search engines like Google to lookup their stupid retarded questions before posting them to some random blogroll in the middle of nowhere? Honey Badger just takes what it wantssss!

      • Squishmar

        Because I thought I would try to engage in communication with other people… not being a honey badger, myself.

      • Squishmar

        And how can you be so *sure* I have Internet? ;)

  • Wyn

    This means that the honey badge now has something in common with Snooki…

    • Wyn

      *badger

    • Shannon

      Honey Badger doesn’t care about her crabs.. Look at that sleepy f_ck!

  • Reality

    For those who don’t know. . . Cracked.com did a list of animals that just don’t give a f@&$. There’s a video of the honey badger that needs to be seen to be believed.

    • Squishmar

      That’s the same video…

  • Mike

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with raising pistachio awareness. God bless that badger for finding a cause worthy of his considerable talents.

  • anonymous

    The real honey badger video is super disgusting but super hilarious. I could only watch it once but I’ve listened to it tons. It’s one of the funniest things EVER. I hope the guy that narrated it gets some props somewhere along the way. He is the reason it’s so fantastic.

    • Roger C.

      Honey Badger guy is talentless. All he did was mock a gay accent with a nature video. Hardly talented. His work after that is pretty lame.

      • anonymous

        That “gay accent” was mock!!!???? Duped again.

    • cajo

      Didn’t he do the remake to the Beauty and the Beast opening? If it wasn’t him, that was pretty funny.

  • Roger C.

    Damn, sold out already.

    • Shannon

      Honey Badger is a real badassssss.. He just takesss what he wanttsssss…

  • Lyle

    Damn. I was hoping for the Honey Badgerette of New Zealand…

    • Greg

      She takes what she wants

  • MC

    Why?

  • Kinsey Young

    Hi all

  • holly

    Thanks stupid… Thanks for the Pistachio… see ya later!

  • enzoiscool

    Speaking of 500 times – it’s STILL not as funny as the dog who finds out that his owner either gave away or ATE his food – i still laugh out loud at that one.

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