Are you eager for nostalgic twentysomethings to buy your product? Are you tired of having to pay high production costs for your ads? Well, you’re in luck: For just one easy payment of $10,000 store credit, Lindsay Lohan will film a commercial for your company within the confines of the most comfortable jail cell ever, her home. (The actress is serving house arrest in connection to a parole violation stemming from a 2007 DUI charge.) Yes, Lohan stood to make a reported $25,000 (she apparently turned down that price and participated in the spot for an undisclosed amount) for this 18-second ad in which she talks about discovering Beezid.com “during some of my time at home.”
This is your chance, Magic Bullet: No way the girl has spent almost a month in the confines of her home without watching your infomercial every night at 3 a.m. Of course, she could also be more of a Rejuvenique girl.
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That’s really pathetic. Let’s just all stop paying attention to Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and the Kardashians. They don’t deserve it.
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—Just wait til she is not under house arrest anymore. Let the partying begin. I give her 2 months til she is in trouble again.
I watched Mean Girls on TV the other night. What the hell happened to her! (glen coco….YOU GO GLEN COCO!!!)
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I know right? She used to be so fetch!
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s not going to happen!
HAHAA!! XD
She is really suffering for her crimes.
No kidding – 3 month house arrest in her house would be a vacation to anyone else.
How many people could do what she has done, and be under house arrest and throw parties and make lame commercials? We would be sitting in a jail cell. Loser
Just wait til she is not under house arrest anymore. Let the partying begin. I give her 2 months til she is in trouble again.
2 months? You are far too kind. She got into trouble WHILE in rehab and then again 2 weeks after she got out. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was in trouble the day she steps out of her house.
At least she is trying to make a honest living since stealing neckalaces from stores didn’t work out very well. However still agree this is not a good example that you can hope to make money no matter how badly you break the law.
her face looks weird, don’t do drugs kids
is that a framed picture of herself in the background? lol…
Lohan continues to thrive. I’m disgusted. Hopefully she get’s blacklisted.
Gimme $10,000 and I’ll let you come to my home where you can film me endorsing your product, but I’m not an ex-con career criminal so I probably have no credibility.
Beezid is bulls88t, check out the site. You have to purchase bids to work the site. Hence, you purchase 200 “bids” for $163. You bid on an item but are outbid, you continue to bid on that item. Each bid counts against your balance, not each item your bidding on. You could essentially use 20 bids on winning one item. And unlike e-bay, the bidding clock is reset every time someone bids on an item. Total scam.
Yes, you could use 20 bids to win one item but if that item is worth $399 then you have made a profit and still have bids to use on other auctions.
Poor chica, she must really need the money!
Lindsay Is still very young and one of the HOTTEST and BEst Actresses in the business. Everyone has problems at times, shes human. I pray and hope that one day soon she will bounce back at the top of her game and become an Oscar nominatee or winner. Shes got the chops! LuvuLindsay
Oh, c’mon, she’s probably a psychopath. Note the giant picture of herself in her living room, her delusions of grandeur (“I’m the most famous person in the world”), her manipulative ways. Things will just get worse for her.
Funny how de-evolution works.The sad part is that its happening to so many people everyone thinks it just normal.I am sure she could hold an in-dept conversation with a canoli….