Are you eager for nostalgic twentysomethings to buy your product? Are you tired of having to pay high production costs for your ads? Well, you’re in luck: For just one easy payment of $10,000 store credit, Lindsay Lohan will film a commercial for your company within the confines of the most comfortable jail cell ever, her home. (The actress is serving house arrest in connection to a parole violation stemming from a 2007 DUI charge.) Yes, Lohan stood to make a reported $25,000 (she apparently turned down that price and participated in the spot for an undisclosed amount) for this 18-second ad in which she talks about discovering Beezid.com “during some of my time at home.”
This is your chance, Magic Bullet: No way the girl has spent almost a month in the confines of her home without watching your infomercial every night at 3 a.m. Of course, she could also be more of a Rejuvenique girl.
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