Camille Grammer on '$#*! My Dad Says' tells Kyle Richards to 'suck it'

Camille-Donatacci-GrammerImage Credit: Sonja Fleming/CBSOh stop, she was just reading her lines! The Donatacci made a brief appearance on last night’s season finale of $#*! My Dad Says, which means I watched my first episode of $#*! My Dad Says last night. So get this, and try to keep up: Camille the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills played Camille the Real Divorcee of San Diego, a reality TV star looking to buy a house now that her husband has left her. ($#*! stars Will Sasso and Nicole Sullivan played her realtors.) The diligence with which the writers hit every one of her “Oops, I was nervous, I was sad, Kelsey made me do it, I’m 30 percent busier than everyone else in the world, did I say that?” moments was something to behold. 

“And I said, ‘I did not ask your husband to stare at me salaciously,” Camille the divorcee sneered to her reality TV show producer on the sitcom. (Men love her, women are jealous, pernicious — check, check, check!) Her new 10,000 square foot house will be her cross to bear. “The kids will share a wing,” her character said. “We’re survivors.” (Massive square footage bitching, check!) At the end of the episode, Camille got barfed on — not that we got to see it, lame! — and she was pissed. “If you’re not talented, pretty, or rich, you better not throw up on the most famous woman in America,” she warned in her private interview. “That’s right, I said it. Suck it Kyle.”

Oh Camille, you goofball with your Z-formation finger. Who else watched? Who else watched only for Camille? Who else is embarrassed by that fact? And who is more than a little embarrassed that the $#*! My Dad Says writers borrowed so heavily from Real Housewives shenanigans?

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  • gigi

    I hate that I missed it *boo face*. (Actually I didn’t know the show was still on.) Anywho…I’m probably the only Camille fan out there, so I’m glad she’s able to make fun of herself and her situation. Go Ms. Camille! (in Z-formation!)

    • kim

      GiGi…Im with you I like Camille I think Kyle is FAKE!!! I wish I saw the show It sounded funny!!!

  • SirLizard

    “The Donatacci made a brief appearance on last night’s season finale”

    I don’t think that tonight should be referred to as “last night” until tomorrow. But, maybe this story was posted from somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic…

  • Marisol

    I love Camille, she’s my favorite along with Kim. Since Kelsey is gone, she seems freer and can make fun of herself. Kyle was my favorite originally but now I can’t stand her. Just watched the Dinner from Hell episode and Kyle and Faye were already drinking in the limo on the way over, and were sucking it down real good when they got there. Kyle seemed drunk to me at that party. Her eyes, face, really looked slack and buzzed. Just sayin’. And this abusive lady called her sister an alcoholic on national tv? Hypocrite.

    • Remy

      The fact that either Kyle or Kim is a rational, functioning adult after growing up with Big Kathy for a mom is a bloody miracle. The fact that they both drink is no big surprise. They both should be blazing alcoholics and in therapy. It’s no surprise that Paris Hilton acts the way she does, given her “family” and upbringing. I think that Kyle and Kim are in pretty great shape considering their upbringing. Read “House of Hilton” by Jerry Oppenheimer for a real view of what the girls Mum, Paris’s granny.
      The countess was right, money can’t buy you class.

      • Remy

        I’d like to know Camille’s real history. How many of the sleazy stories about her selling herself overseas are true? Her “art videos” make it easy to believe that she was doing the horizontal mamba frequently in her twenties. She’s quite a character. Someone should do an unauthorized bio. Right now, it would sell like hotcakes!

  • beth

    Loved Camille! Frankly Kyle can suck it, she’s a horrible sister. Rewatched the Dinner party episode. Camille was nothing but polite. Her guest was cuckoo and they were pushing for readings.

    • Sharlin

      I agree. Watching the new cut, Kyle and Faye really did egg on Allison which is why she acted like she did. Not cool at all.

  • beth

    Oh yeah, thought Camille was super cute on tonight’s show!

  • Bob K

    I really enjoyed Camille playing Camille. She looked fantastic. Her closing statements were so Camillean not Camillic lol. Good job Camille. Hope to see you on more shows.

  • mimi

    Saw it. Loved Camille, that was hilarious. You have talent Camille.

  • Lexistential

    I tuned in specifically for Camille, and thought she was HILARIOUS. Love her for spoofing herself- (and Mean Girl
    Kyle can suck it).

    • Jenny

      I agree suck it Kyle.. I love Camille…I watched Housewives just for Camille because I am such a fan of Kelsey however until now he did her so wrong…still love Frasier though.

  • emma winters

    Camille is in dyer need of therapy to stop the deusions

  • vivian

    Team Kyle all the way. all mentally sound people are on Kyle’s team

  • Doug

    Wow, television is boring.

    …and I found out the girl from Escape from Witch Mountain was on one of those shows.

    This is how the endtimes begin.

  • kath n ny

    Camille is so jealous of Kyle its sad really….she needs some therapy poor thing. Get over urself camille ur not all that

    • kim

      I dont think shes jealous of Kyle

  • duh

    Kyle can suck it all day.

  • Nadine

    Camille and Kim are my favorites. I do like Adrienne as well. I cannot stand Shana Hughes and Kyle Umansky.

  • enock

    Kyle, Kyle is a jezebel, controlling, mean horrible person. She treat her sister horrible and she is so mouthy am supprise she got a man.

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