The new extended trailer for Jersey Shore season 3 has arrived, giving us a better sense of the complex plotlines we’ll see play out when the gang returns to Seaside Heights. New cast member Deena is “exactly like Snooki,” according to Sammi, and haven’t we all been feeling like the show could use another Snooki? (Deena’s first line in the trailer: “It took a day for someone to see my goods!” We really have to do something about our education system.) Also, J-Woww is going through a painful break-up, which is sad, but Snooki gets arrested, which is even sadder. (“I’m a good person!” she screams.) At one point, Sammi appears to leave the house … for good? And, finally,, Ronnie gets a proctology exam. Or anyways, it looks like a proctology exam. And if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, it’s a proctology exam. “Hell has to be just like this,” says Vinny, a clear reference to Jean-Paul Sartre’s No Exit. Watch it all below…
PopWatchers, I find myself almost unbearably excited about this new season. Are you looking forward to the Angelina-free shenanigans? Hoping that Deena and Snooki will re-enact the Marx Brothers’ Mirror Gag? Praying that J-Woww won’t rebound from her ex right into the waiting arms of any man she lives with?
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Sammi leaves…what? Her bed? (That IS a shocker!)
One would think, after being extraordinarily well-rested, that she wouldn’t be so angry and crabby!
That’s got to be up there with “Bruce Willis is actually dead” and “We have to go BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK”
lol!
This is garbage. I hope they all die.
wow jon, you take your tv serious huh? ok, heres hoping a boeing 745 crashes into your parents house killing everyone in it , including your grandparents. k, see how stupid you sound now?
Well, Melissa, if that were to happen, I’ll be sure to swing by your place and rape your bit** @ss first. And my parents and grandparents are already all dead. So that is all moot.
At least Sammi isn’t sitting in front of the mirror the whole time!
WOW you guys take this to heart dont ya!
I feel like J-Woww + Vinnie might work. Ideally, I’d pair him with someone sweeter and more demure, but he seemed to enjoy having Ramona (?) give him the doormat treatment. He might enjoy the seductive stylings of J-Woww’s rack and man-voice combo.
LMAO!!!!!!Karate Pants, please, please, please….do a blog (or something)and recap JS for us. I am friggin cracking up and dying with laughter at your comments: ” He might enjoy the seductive stylings of J-Woww’s rack and man-voice combo.” Thanks for that, you made my day!
Any day we get comments from Karate Pants AND Mr. Holloway is a good day.
I’ve been seeing J-Woww and Vinnie ever since they unofficially teamed up during that big blow up last season where Sammi “kicked J-Woww’s ass (massive eye roll) and Vinnie (kinda/sorta) got into a mini-altercation with Ronnie.
Season 3 should culminate in an actual tag team match between those two that ends with Ronnie turning on Sammi.
Because Sammi is the worst.
true that hahah
I’m embarrassed to say that I can’t wait until Season 3. There I said it.
Thank you for going first. I’m right there with you.
Seconded. Can’t wait. I love these little nerdos.
Me three. I can’t wait to see Sammi get a beat down. It’s not like she hasn’t been asking for it.
I’m embarrassed that I even watched the trailer.
When does this train wreck start?
What a horribly stupid show.
ITS THE BEST SHOW AND SAM IS HOT…..
Give me three good reasons why its the best show.
Really kind of upset you guys think that a member of the Jersey Shore cast would ever be intelligent enough to make a reference to Sartre’s No Exit.
You’ve obviously never read one of Darren’s recaps. He always references intelligent and classy things, and it’s awesome.
really, danielle? you took darren’s joke seriously? and it actually upset you? ..how’d you feel about the proctology/duck comment? would you like to point out the proper way to finish the saying?
i wish you the best of luck for when you read darren’s future recaps.
Sammie is not attractive and the Ronnie and Sammie relationship makes me want to fall alseep. They both looks like big DOGS!!!Sammie is not pretty. Jwow is amazing, their for her friends. Jwow never got wooped. Ronnie came and held her back now that Ronnie can sit down finally, then I know jwow can twist “ugly” Sammies neck, disrespecting the new women because she much more attractive then her. Sammie swears she better then everyone just beacuse Ronnie considers her a 10 because shes big and tall like a dinosaur like wdh
I can’t wait for the new season!
But, how funny somebody mentioned Sammi leaving her bed or staring at herself in the mirror! I wish she would just leave. And, I wish there was a rematch where JWOWW can finally kick Sammi’s a** without Ron “keeping” the girls apart..Did anyone else notice that from that fight episode?That Ron got in between the girls but the way he did it Sammi could reach JWOWW but JWOWW was trapped. Also, I believe JWOWW didn’t fight back as she normally would have because she was still thinking Sammi was her “friend”. I don’t know which one of these two is worse…Sammi or Ron? I say get rid of these two and let the others let the good times roll!!!lol
Snooki is one of the ugliest women in show business. I know this ugly chick Erlinda Estrada from Nags Head, NC that looks just like her but even more disgusting.
“where the f*** is the beach?” “it’s right there, where else would it be?” LOL
So is anything going to happen on this season that dosent make me ashamed to be a human being?
Dont bet on it. Jersey Shore has no plot. Its just about people smudging, fighting and fist pumping while being entirely too tan. Thats the brilliance of the show!
LoL do u mean smushing?
of course. blame auto-correct!
I LOVE SNOOKI-she reminds me of my daughter!!!!!
Oh my. As a parent you are actually ADMITTING that? Its not just the youth of our country….
I feel really bad for JWOWW-when a tough girl like her gets emotional, you know it had to be bad!!!
Im ashamed to admit I actually watch this mess now. I got hooked during season two. Damn it! I hope JWOW rebounds with Pauly D. They make a hot couple.
Second Jwoww + Pauly D. I think the two of them would be a great match. As for Deanna, i just think she is really ugly…
I totallyy Agree shes ugly && just as annoying as Angelina. Jwoww is my favorite and so is Pauly D they would be great together.
Pauly D just signed for a possible MTV side series of him. They are going to be linking him with Taylor Swift next year to get a ratings boost.