You know, I always thought there were some plot holes in Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus. Though, clearly, the physics behind a giant shark jumping up in the air to take a bite out of a 747 are 100 percent solid, I always had a hard time believing that the two battling creatures (SPOILER ALERT) truly fought to the death at the TV movie’s conclusion. Or, if they did, that they couldn’t be roused back to life by the sweet, magical sound of star Deborah Gibson’s “Foolish Beat.” Well, it looks like I was right to be skeptical! Because Mega Shark — otherwise known as Megaladon (Mega Shark is his Kabbalah name) — is back, and this time he’s fighting Crocosaurus. (Just like soap opera characters, Syfy’s monstrous creatures will always come back from the dead, no matter how much they look like a Coach bag.) This time around, Syfy has chosen Jaleel White, a.k.a. Steve Urkel, as its wow-I-haven’t-seen-him/her-since-Vh1′s-I-Love-The…-series star. (See the trailer embedded after the jump.) Obviously, he was cast just so he could defeat both Mega Shark and Crocosaurus, and then ask, “Did I do that?” Fade to back. The End.
PopWatchers, are you pumped? Not yet? Then look at this poster. “Whoever wins, we lose.” You got that right: Because that’s when it ends. Keep ‘em coming, Syfy!
“Did I do that?”
They ripped off the tagline for Aliens vs. Predator.
Nice job ripping off the tagline for “Alien vs. Predator”! (Ok, fine…that wasn’t a exactly a cinematic classic either, but still.)
At least Jaleel White got top billing in this thing. Or at least he’s billed over whoever the hell Gary Stretch is (besides a solid porn name).
I’m actually sad that I can’t find these movies in Canada. We don’t have SyFy….we have Space, which shows a lot of SyFy’s stuff, but not these. I’m pretty sure I’d love this!
It’s like watching two Republicans fight over who gets to eat the last living working class people in America.
This is just adding insult to injury. SyFy keeps creating these horrible movies and showing WWE Wrestling while things that could have possibly developed into the next big thing (Caprica) get cancelled. Way to go…
Woohoo! Sounds like a HOOT!
Oh, Jaleel White, how far you have fallen.
Gary Stretch is sounding like a poor-man’s Sean Connery here…
Hey! Robert Picardo…I remember him from Star Trek: Voyager!
Me too (and other things) At least this could be better than that disgrace to the Trek legacy. Oh dear that’s 5 shuttles we’ve crashed this week, surely we’ll run out soon? Nah, we’ll just pick up a new crew member with huge boobs and no one will notice.
Picardo was one of the few bright spots though.
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