Ex-flight attendant Steven Slater has a bad rap (in more ways than one)

A couple months ago, we asked what notorious JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater should do after officially parting ways with his employer. The near-clairvoyant Keith Staskiewicz predicted that the steamed stew had a future as an ad pitchman. Wrong! The correct answer was: Rapping pitchman. MC Slater in the hizzouse!

That is all.

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  • nodnarb

    That’s really bad. He looks like a gay Dark Lord of the Sith.

    • Rolo Tomasi

      Oh oh, prepare to receive a letter from GLAAD you bully.

      • harry

        Damn it Rolo!

      • atm

        I’m gay and a huge Star Wars nerd and I think that’s funny…cuz it’s true!

    • Karate Pants

      His moves are so bad, I question whether he’s even gay. Looks more like hetero soccer dad raps in a hoodie to the embarassment of his kids.

      • nodnarb

        This is totally something Phil Dunphy would do!

      • Karate Pants

        Totally Dunphy. So disappointing. I guess Samwell retains the title of “My Favorite Gay Flight Attendant/Entertainer”.

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    Wow…I think my ears are bleeding

    • ks

      I know-really awful

  • Karate Pants

    Oh, Steven. Just…no. Please slink back into obscurity and take Antoine Dodson with you.
    I’m getting a good laugh over the link above: “JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater’s publicist: ‘There’s a lot of stuff that’s coming in.’” Surely this is not what they meant…right??

  • Clete

    I’m surprised, shouldn’t he have landed on Dancing with the stars or American Idol by now?

    • Anneka

      If he does, I might actually tune in to that season.

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