What is your favorite sequel subtitle? The Wrath of Khan? Dead Man’s Chest? Or perhaps you share my belief that every film title would be better if “Tokyo Drift” were amended onto the end? (Star Wars: Tokyo Drift. Citizen Kane: Tokyo Drift. The Proposal: Tokyo Drift.) Whatever your preference, this news concerns us all: According to The Wrap, the current title for the upcoming Transformers threequel is Transformers: The Dark of the Moon, which is either a brilliant reference to Pink Floyd or an indication that no one involved with the making of Transformers 3 has ever heard of Pink Floyd. Either way, what a title!
Paramount wouldn’t confirm the finalized title for the movie at this time. But maybe that’s just because they’re still knocking around some ideas? PopWatchers, isn’t it our duty to help out our pals at Transformers HQ? Below are some possible subtitles:
Transformers: Robots In Disguise (Duh.)
Transformers: Generation 3
Transformers 3: The Matrix of Leadership Reloaded
Transformers: Money Never Sleeps
Transformers: The He-Man Megan-Haters Club
Transformers: IMAXimum Overdrive!!!
Transformers: Cybertron Legacy
Transformers: Decepticontrarrevolucion
T3: Rise of the Machines
Transformers: Re-Revenge of the Rising Fallen Who Fell
PopWatchers, can you come up with better subtitles? Do you like The Dark of the Moon?
Transformers 3: This time its personal.
Transformers 3: Dangling robot testicles
Transformers 3: The Search for Spock
Transformers 3: Legend of Drunken Robot
Transformers 3: Another pointless sequel
Transformers 3: Robots and actors who act like robots
TRANSFORMERS 3: NO PLOT, NO BRAINS, NO PROBLEM
TRANSFORMERS 3: THE REVENGE OF BERNIE MAC
TRANSFORMERS 3: SOSDD
TRANSFORMERS 3: ROBOTS AND ACTORS THAT ACT LIKE ROBOTS
THAT WAS THE BEST
Transformers 3: In Visible Silence….and on a serious note, Transformers Legacy!
As always with a third movie, The correct answer is Transformers 3: Die Darkman Die.
LOL!
lmao. Best. One. Ever. I thought I was the only one who even referenced that movie.
TRANSFORMERS 3 THE FINAL BATTLE 3D
Transformers 3: The New Jersey Life of Macaroni Rascals. Obviously.
Transformers 3:D
ok…I laughed outloud…a lot
The powers that be in Hollywod have chosen a director for their next Superman movie: Geek icon (and bankable mastermind) Zack Snyder .
It’s almost enough to make us excited that Warner Bros. is planning a reboot and not a sequel. Hey, $200 million and Brandon Routh ’s credible Christopher Reeve
impersonation wasn’t enough for Superman Returns . Snyder (who made 300 and
Watchmen ) beat out the likes of Darren Aronofsky , Ben Affleck , Matt Reeves and Tony Scott
to helm the Christopher Nolan -produced effort, which will be fast-tracked to start production next year. That’s because the studio may lose the copyright to the character if they don’t make it by 2011, the Hollywood Reporter says. They also report that this version will bring back General Zod, thanks to the David Goyer script in the works. That’s cool and all, but there’s nothing that Goyer can write that will top Terence Stamp shouting “ KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!” in Richard Donner ’s Superman II .
Um, thanks?
Transformers: De-Meganized
Tyler Perry Presents: Transformers 3: Tyler in Disguise
lolz!
Transformers: Poop
Umm Pink Floyd is “Dark SIDE of the Moon”
Have no idea why this is a Pink Floyd reference in authors mind
We all know it’s Dark Side of the Moon. But it’s close enough
Coulda been worse. They could have gone with Toys in the Attic.
Transformers 3: Electric Boogalie
Transformers 3: Optimus Prime and the obligatory canted crane shot.
Transformers 3: Because Michael Bay has balls bigger than Devastator
Transformers 3: The Rise of the Prime (Number)
“Transformers: Wait, what? Oh, yeah, no, I was just…from before.”
I dont get it? lol
Transformers 3: Electric Boogaloo
Transformers 3: Simpsons Christmas Boogie
No, that’s always (insert title) 2: Electric Boogaloo. Gotta have the rhyme.
Why should the title be any better than the movie itself will be?
Transformers 3: More Of The Same!
Transformers 3: SVU
Transformers 3: Los Angeles
Transformers 3: Trial by Jury.
Transformers 3: Criminal Intent
Transformers 3: UK
Transformers – Till All Are One.
Transformers 3: Robots with Glee
Transformers 3 : Target 2011 (based on simon furmans 2006)
Transformers 3: To Catch a Predator
Transformers 3: To Catch a Predacon
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH
that was a success.
you guys should make a movie called bill and ted’s excellent adventure… oh wait
EPIC!!
Transformers 3: At least it doesn’t have JAR JAR BINKS in it!
Transformers: Overkill
“Transformers: Director’s Cut” (hey, it made Blade Runner a billion times more awesome!). Or, more likely, “Transformers: Like 1&2, Except with Not-Megan-Fox, Who Kind of Looks Like a Man”
“Transformers 3: Redux”
If the idea was to use a Pink Floyd album title, it should have picked one of the crappy ones. Although, “Transformers: Atom Heart Mother” actually sounds badass.
Yeah, I really hate seeing “Transformers 3″ and “Pink Floyd” in the same sentence. I also hate that I just typed them in the same sentence.
Hey, I really liked Atom Heart Mother!
Anyway, if you were really going to use anything Pink Floyd in relation to a Transformers film (assuming you’d already sold your soul to the devil and given up ever being loved by any rational human beings), you would call it:
Transformers 3: Welcome to the Machine.
Pink Floyd has put a lot more into their career than some over paid actors on the set of some high budget film. I don’t even think they belong in the same sentence. I thought the first TF’s were ok but screw them now.
I really doubt however that Bay is trying to draw reference to PF. But none the less it has created a stir among the web and got people interested ready for next summer
marketing
Transformers 3: Craptastrophy
Loving that word!
Transformers 3: With a different hot chick this time
Transformers 3: NoPlotimus Prime
Transformers 3: Suckers will see anything
HAHA the second one in my favorite. nice!!!
Transformers 3: Ultra Magnus p.i.