The inevitable 'Avatar' porn lacks zingy name

You know the rules: If you can imagine it, there’s porn of it. I’m just surprised this one took so long — but I guess if James Cameron can take a decade to make it, Hustler can take a few months. Anyway, here it is, a safe-for-work trailer for the Avatar porn. You did this to yourselves, nerds:

The big disappointment here is the title. This Ain’t Avatar? Come on! Assatar, per 30 Rock‘s suggestion, is such a gimme. Blue Job? Panwhora? These are missed opportunities. [via]

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  • Christian

    Evan Stone! Perfect casting!

  • Karate Pants

    “I just blue myself”? (Okay, I clearly stole that from Arrested Development, but it sort of works)…Something about unobtainium?…I stink at this, I’ll just patiently wait for Mr. Holloway’s and former crispy’s creative talents to arrive… ;)

    • nodnarb

      Welcome to Poondora

      • Karate Pants

        Ahhhh, yes…that’s the stuff. :)

      • Mole

        Annnnd swish.

    • Mr. Holloway

      I’m mostly bummed that “Into the Blue” is already an existing title.

  • Ben

    Avahardon?

  • Eric

    Assatar

  • GHB

    Avatarts

  • Icon

    That’s a thing they always do, those producers, it’s always “this ain’t ………. xxx”

  • IAA Evan

    How about Have-it-Hard…….

  • Enter 77

    unobtainiass

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    Bluetailorgy

  • moviemanstan

    Orgyanium–an infinite power source that needs at least 20 minutes to recover after every energetic blast.

    • Karate Pants

      Only 20 minutes?? lol

  • Chris

    It should be at least in 3D!

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