You know the rules: If you can imagine it, there’s porn of it. I’m just surprised this one took so long — but I guess if James Cameron can take a decade to make it, Hustler can take a few months. Anyway, here it is, a safe-for-work trailer for the Avatar porn. You did this to yourselves, nerds:
The big disappointment here is the title. This Ain’t Avatar? Come on! Assatar, per 30 Rock‘s suggestion, is such a gimme. Blue Job? Panwhora? These are missed opportunities. [via]
Sep 29
2010
09:00 AM ET
The inevitable 'Avatar' porn lacks zingy name
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Evan Stone! Perfect casting!
“I just blue myself”? (Okay, I clearly stole that from Arrested Development, but it sort of works)…Something about unobtainium?…I stink at this, I’ll just patiently wait for Mr. Holloway’s and former crispy’s creative talents to arrive…
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Ahhhh, yes…that’s the stuff.
Annnnd swish.
I’m mostly bummed that “Into the Blue” is already an existing title.
Avahardon?
Assatar
Avatarts
That’s a thing they always do, those producers, it’s always “this ain’t ………. xxx”
How about Have-it-Hard…….
unobtainiass
Bluetailorgy
Orgyanium–an infinite power source that needs at least 20 minutes to recover after every energetic blast.
Only 20 minutes?? lol
It should be at least in 3D!
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