Sex and the City‘s famously wacky fashion visionary Betsey Johnson will serve as the guest judge on this Thursday’s episode of Project Runway, which only makes us wonder what the heck took so long. Who else is as made for TV? That said, it does sound like the perfect challenge for her to sit in judgment of: making high design out of party-store favors. It won’t go too well for everyone, it seems, given that the Lifetime promo includes Michael Kors declaring one dress fit for a “transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral,” but we love any garment that can coax that phrase into being in the world.
You’re up, PopWatchers: What party favors would you fashion together in hopes of impressing Betsey Johnson? Use the confetti and streamers thoughtfully, and make it work.