Lindsay Lohan's 'Machete' poster: No.

She wasn’t in the new ‘Machete’ trailer, but Lindsay Lohan sure is on this movie poster, licking a gun. As you’ll remember, Lindsay is no stranger to posing with weapons near her mouth, having graduated from 2007’s minor-league cutlery phase featuring True Beauty host Vanessa Minnillo. This marks the second time in one week that a visual made possible by Lindsay Lohan’s opposable thumbs has made me die inside. It’s a banner week for her.

What a fun, sexy time for Lindsay!

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  • Madd


    • gah

      he might be the only reason i see this movie.

      • Andrew M


  • Jay

    Lindsay’s not on the marketing team of this movie, so this one doesnt really fall on her.

    • Delon


    • Mariah

      Exactly what I was thinking. I understand the judgment regarding the knife photos, but giving LiLo crap for a promotional shot someone else designed is pretty lame.

  • Jonathan F.

    where`s the link to the poster

  • Bfleet

    How is this news, when George Steinbrenner dying isn’t?

    • Barry

      I know; they both are POS.

    • Otter

      This is an entertainment news website. If you want information on Steinbrenner I would suggest you direct your browser to EPSN, Sports Illustrated, or other sports related sites. Common sense, you know?

    • Mary

      EW covered George Steinbrenner’s death yesterday.

  • Nick T

    That’s an amazing poster! Can’t wait for Machete!
    PS – Love all the free publicity it’s getting.

  • Nathan

    I like the poster, it’s the best thing she’s done in years.

  • Ceballos

    It doesn’t even look like Lindsay Lohan to me…it looks more like the creature from “Splice.”

    • Sarah

      You are SO right!!

    • MJ

      Yes, yes you are right…

    • kim in kentucky

      OMG – you are right !!!

  • etm

    lol at this poster!

  • mw

    Who cares!!

  • Sidney

    Love the AD reference at the end ;)

  • jpratm

    cant wait to see Lilo in action maybe just maybe after jail MACHETE will rock and will have some sense and get back on track but first DITCH your ” friends” and ” family” whom only seem to pet on the head and say yes to everything wrong in your life- miss you LILO

  • Jim

    Ms Lohan is an attention whore. She is a drunk among other things, she is not expecially good looking and she can’t act. The sooner people stop paying attention to her antics the sooner she will fade from memory. Good ridence.

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    Useful info. Lucky me I discovered your site by accident, and I am shocked why this twist of fate did not took place earlier! I bookmarked it.

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