Oh, hi fellow fans of cult classic The Room. I’ve got a present for you that is far greater than any bouquet of roses, slinky read dress, or glass of scotchka. See embedded after the jump the trailer for horror comedy The House That Drips Blood on Alex, a 12-minute-long short film set to premiere July 24 at Comic-Con — that also stars Joey Greco. (Yes, that Joey Greco, from Cheaters.) I’ll give you a second to watch it before we discuss.
So, if you’re like me, you watched this trailer in absolutely gleeful disgust, then immediately forwarded it to your friends while asking, Could this possibly be real?! Well, I went straight to the source, Studio8.net — the creators of the short film — and the answer is: Yes. Holy Denny, this is real people! But what is it about? According to Brock LaBorde, the co-owner of Studio8, “It’s hard to explain.” Well, who does Wiseau play? “Alex!” And why is he covered in blood? “Because the house drips it on him!”
Okay, so I’ll have to wait until the horror comedy premieres on Atom TV come Halloween to find out. But LaBorde does reveal that the film was inspired by low-budget horror fare like Tales From the Crypt, and that Wiseau was very enthusiastic about its script. Says LaBorde, “He really acts in this.”
Like us Room fans even need to be sold. Tommy had me at “Arrrgghhh!” Who else is in? Joey Greco, guys!
Is it my birthday? Seriously, yesterday Lost gets 12 Emmy noms and I find out alcoholic chocolate milk exists. Now this? My life is complete.
Like Denny, we all like to watch.
PS-Is it a better gift than pizza? Because Lisa already ordered a pizza. She thinks of everything.
This is even better than a half canadian bacon and pineapple/half artichoke and pesto pizza!
Alcoholic chocolate milk exists? What?!
His acting is even horrible in the trailer. Awesome.
That house is nothing but a chicken….cheep, cheep, cheep, CHEEEEPPP!
KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET CEBALLOS!
Stop crying Tommy! You did not heet her, you did naaat! We know!!
Oh, hi dripping blood!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THEEES TO MEEE HOUUUUSE?
You are TEARING ME APAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTT HOUSE!
I love all those names in quick succession. They flash up and keep on coming so you can’t really read them all. Who knows maybe there was some one famous in there… besides Tommy of course.
I got the results back from the doctor… it’s definitely dripping blood.
How could the house do this to him? He’s his best friend!
The house is his future wife.
WHAT KIND OF BLOOD?!!!
Why is the house drpping blood on you?
I cannot tell you, it’s confidential. Anyways, how is your sex life?
The house looks great… it looks a baby face.
the shingles, the window panes, the sexy dress…. whats going on here?
why do you encourage this moron. it’s like cheering the geek on at the circus.
he’ll never get that you all are laughing at him.
First you don’t know Tommy, second he is the best actor ever lived, and third you are not smart guy, you should
accepted that Tommy created The Room and
probably has millions of fans if The Room and you
like just be negative about his work!
You’re moran not Tommy becouse you don’t know what are
you talking about it! See The Room and shut your
ugly mouth!
I feel like this house is sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to explode.
…twitter.com/onebloodyalex
I’ve been waiting for this for awhile. Thrilled, truly.