'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': A hater's guide

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  • Prunella Von Schleidlhaagen

    Thank you Clark for the only sane coverage of this crap.

  • Luisa

    Love this article. Clark, you speak the truth. Can’t believe the generous reviews EW gives these steaming piles of dog crap people call movies. However, I wholly plan on seeing Eclipse–after the fangirls clear out, and after buying a ticket for another movie. I could use a couple of hours of snort-inducing laughter.

  • Tina

    I think Kristen looks pained for most of the Twi-movies because she’s just playing it realistic. I mean, what pretty girl or young woman would be happy about having 2 hot guys fighting over her when they’re both killers and bloodsuckers or at the very least abnormal. It’s definitely not a good situation for any quiet, introverted girl to be in.

  • emma

    why watch when u dont like the saga youre retarded for keep going to the movies and “wasting” your money on the movie i mean unless u do it for ur job but i doubt that

    I love the Twilight Saga always have always will haters can keep haten

    • Lola

      The thing I don’t get about Twitards is why you guys insist we give the series a chance and when we do and hate it still you ask us why we wasted our time/money on it.

      Please, don’t bother being a tough guy and standing up to Antis. You just end up looking and sounding stupid.

  • lauren

    twilight is so asom and new moon and eclips its the best movies i have ever senn

    • Ninja

      I guess someone didn’t read.

      Either contribute something good to the conversation, such as WHY it’s so “asom”, or STFU and GTFO.

  • EW!!!

    Yeah im a twi-hard but I do have a sense of humor. Like the movie Vampire Sucks sounds hilarious!!!!! If you can’t laugh about it than you r too obsessed!

  • trravis

    not really a twilight fan..just had to pop in an dlet u kno that u must have no life when u actualy spnd time hateing,..not on ppl or political views but on a move..serious,y get some friend u loser

  • James

    I love how they feel the need to make it so clear that they don’t agree. We get it EW, Twilightis the greatest thing evar, we get it. On another note, this hater’s guide was hilarious.

  • Gildas

    Your atircle perfectly shows what I needed to know, thanks!

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