'Seinfeld' poster quotes: Can you pick better ones?

seinfeldImage Credit: Everett CollectionA morning chuckle is always welcome, especially when you’re on a New York City subway car sandwiched between a person who insists on eating their breakfast in transit and a lady whose shower hair is dripping on you. So the Seinfeld posters splattered all over the city’s subways that promote the show’s local syndicated airings and feature memorable (albeit tired) quotes from characters have been a welcomed A.M. “Ha!” But as the Huffington Post pointed out, someone who thinks they do everything better than others has been revising the advertisements with better quotes from the characters.

You can read the full list of vandalized revised posters at HuffPo. The tweaked quotes are not always spot-on [mildly annoyed grumble here], but I appreciate the effort.

Still, I — much like the Unnamed Quoter — think we can do everything better than others. So comment with even better quotes for the gang. Here are the quotes that originally accompanied the posters:

Jerry: “Are you still Master of your Domain?”
Elaine: “Can you spare a square?”
George: “There was shrinkage.”
Kramer: “Giddyup.”

Now, go. Improve!

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  • Nate

    I’ve always been preferential to “These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!”

    • Madd

      Same.

    • Yes

      Yes! My son loves pretzels and just doesn’t appreciate it when I say that everytime he asks for pretzels.

    • Dan

      Who wouldn’t want a Junior Mint? They’re very refreshing.

    • Nicole

      Best line. I quote it often, and I have to say, it’s not recognized as often as you’d think.

      • Ames

        I said it out loud last weekend, and it took me a minute to figure out why I said it. I wasn’t even eating pretzels at the time.

  • Jane

    That is one magic loogie.

    • Jane

      One more:
      “Rochelle, Rochelle. A young girl’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk”
      George’s change in expression kills us every time!

    • Ames

      That one is my favorite as well, and it was just on last night.

  • jo

    What about Elaine: “Some ugly baby, huh?”

    • poop

      Better one from Elaine: “Maybe the dingo ate your baby”

      • wooster182

        I said that for YEARS!

  • guardian

    How about: 1. “hellooo Newman” (too funny every time I hear it), or 2. “I’m not gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that” (Jerry), or 3. “I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian” (Elaine), or 4. “My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. Its one of the few things I do well” or 5. “serenity now, insanity later”. Ahh how I love Seinfeld (especially funny if you haven’t seen it in awhile tho)

  • Mark

    “But I don’t want to be a pirate!”

    • Kristina

      YES! I say that every time I see a shirt with excessive use of ruffles.

      • lettergirl

        me too!

    • Maddi

      That quote is just useful! “But I don’t wanna be an [x]” has totally entered my vocabulary.

      • Nicole

        Me too. My friends and I say it all the time, with many variations on “pirate”. It never gets old.

  • Sarah

    get OUT!!!!!
    spongeworthy
    heellllooooo!!!
    not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • Kelly

    You are soooooo good lookin!

  • Shiny_Tim

    Moops

    • Madd

      MOORS!

  • Some dude who’s stuck in the 90s because Seinfeld is still funny

    Mulva?

  • JoAnne

    “It was like a dry heave set to music” George describing Elaine’s dance.

  • Nerwen Aldarion

    “They’re real and they’re spectacular!”

  • Madd

    This did cheer me up today when I had to sit next to a guy singing along to “I Gotta Feeling” which was also being played at full blast on his iPod.

    • Madd

      Hello, Newman.

  • Eric

    The line that makes me laugh every time is, “No, I mentioned the bisque.”

    • Andy F.

      “I told them you didn’t. And I laughed, and I laughed.”

  • Christina

    “The New York…YANKEES!”
    “Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza?!”

    The Opposite might be my favorite episode of Seinfeld

  • Elizabeth

    TWIX! THEY’RE ALL TWIX!

    • lettergirl

      for some reason i say, ‘hey look! free can-day!’ all the time. TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!

      • Dave

        Haha, lettergirl, I say the same thing anytime I see candy!

    • Dave

      Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!

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