- Astro Boy director David Bowers will helm his first live-action movie, Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Roderick Rules, the follow-up to The Diary of a Wimpy Kid. What I want to know is who rules harder: Roderick, or San Dimas high school football? Or O’Doyle? Choices! [THR]
- Jill Biden, the wife of Vice President Joe Biden, is set to make a cameo on Army Wives “to raise awareness of the issues facing members of the military and their families.” (I think this is what we call a big f***in’ deal, Veep.) Wow, first Carla Bruni in the Woody Allen movie, then Bristol Palin on Secret Life, and now Biden on Lifetime? What’s next? Blago on Wipeout? Oh, please, someone put Blago on Wipeout! [The Wrap]
- Well, this is an offer that’s hard to refuse (to watch): In a press release, TLC announced a Cake Boss spin-off, which will follows 10 cake-decorating contestants competing in a series of challenges to become an apprentice at Carlos Bakery.
Blago would only agree to appear on “Wipeout” if the big red balls were repainted goldenrod.
How is that a question? San Dimas rules them all!
Also, PLEASE get Blago back on my TV, stat.