Jon Hamm, if I were your makeup artist, you would never have to cut it out with the rough play

jon-hammImage Credit: Splash NewsDon. Don! Over here. I’m writing you this fan/love letter in my brainwaves. Why don’t you ever pick me up like this? I could be your makeup artist and I wouldn’t dream of holding an open bottled beverage so close to your white shirt. You could just keep running, you know. You wouldn’t have to return me. No way would you incur any late fees on the library book Meditations in an Emergency because I would not report the crime to the police. Where would you want to go? Maybe we could drive down the coast in this hot red car. You’d snap, “This fresh ocean breeze has mussed up my coif. Fix it,” and I would.

Jon Hamm on-set for season 4 of ‘Mad Men’ in San Pedro, CA, 5/5/2010

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

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  • Amy

    I don’t even know what to say… sigh.

  • Cee

    You could paw at some hippie teacher at your kids’ school, knowing I would be waiting for you at home with some meatloaf and scotch.

    • Ambient Lite

      Win.

  • EAP

    Ditto, Annie. Ditto.

  • Rob

    He has the worst smile ever. When he smiles his lips completely vanish. Awful.

  • Katie

    I love you, Annie! Let’s be best friends! haha!

    • Madd

      I have a feeling Annie and I would totally be best friends. We are both obsessed with Arrested Development, both have royal blue Slankets, and both love Jon Hamm.

  • Jenny

    Can’t blame you! The most beautiful man on earth!

  • Stacie

    He looks like a cartoon pilot!

  • Boop

    Prince Eric in the Little Mermaid was modeled after him!

    • Madd

      Exactly. Liz Lemon had the Disney Prince she wanted but dumped him just because he was dumb/oblivious to the way the world is for unattractive folks.

  • Ambient Lite

    If I didn’t feel exactly the same way about the guy, I’d definitely put Annie on stalker watch. But he’s so perfectly delicious. There’s something about a tall, dark haired man in a white dress shirt…mmmm.

    • Madd

      Uh, I INVENTED the stalker watch on Jon Hamm (read post below). Actually, I’m kind of a Christina Hendricks stalker too. Maybe I should just place my name on a stalker list for everyone in the cast (except January Jones).

    • Ambient Lite

      Oh, Madd – I know the only way I have a shot with him if, and only if, you’re somehow too distracted to notice I’m stealing your boyfriend. But a girl’s gotta hope… HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!
      heh

  • Ali

    I’m definitely photoshopping my face into this picture.

  • Madd

    Dear Jon Hamm,
    I love you. There, I said it. We will most likely never meet, and you are probably not ever going to read this comment, but I just wanted to tell that to me, you are perfect.
    Also, after you dump your crazy mistress and tell me the truth about your past as D*** Whitman I wouldn’t leave you for a politician old enough to be my father.
    Love, Madd

  • maddie

    This post is creepy.

  • 01lukewarm

    How is she not dropping her drink and throwing her arms around his neck?? sigh…
    I just saw this article about guy-star groomers and the stylists/makeup artists all said they get immune to handsome guys like this! that’s too high a price to pay… http://www.stylelist.com/2010/05/03/star-groomers-reveal-their-tricks/

  • viviennewestwood

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