'The Hills': Has Spencer officially lost it?

Spencer’s new affinity for beads and therapeutic crystals is quite the departure from his past fashion statements (see: cowboy hats). Taking style tips from his super chill friend Charlie (who bears a striking resemblance to Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones — flesh colored facial hair is my biggest fear) by practicing alternative medicine, Spencer claims to be “vibrationally tuned in,” wearing the key from Atlantis around his neck, and carrying stray bird feathers in his pockets. “Crystals have calmed me down a lot,” he said in last night’s episode.

Trying to spread the word of their magic healing powers, he brought Kristin a freakin’ large rock – ahem, crystal – to help drive away the bad drug rumors that have been plaguing her lately. But just as Spencer thought he had found his new endorsement deal wellness mantra, Stephanie started to cry after feeling shunned by her brother. Spencer’s veins began to pop out of his head, and he ultimately questioned the power of this surefire quick moral fix. “I know they’re not working, that’s why there’s HUNDREDS on me right now,” Spencer laments to his pal, who suggests the problem lies beyond any malfunctioning jewelry he may be wearing: “Maybe take them all off and look in the mirror.” See the rest of this insightful conversation in the video below.

Is it really the crystals, PopWatchers, or merely Spencer’s own psychosis, that needs reevaluation?  Anyone else thankful that Heidi wasn’t named Zoe? And did the quick Ryan Cabrera cameo make you nostalgic for The Ashlee Simpson Show? (Ah, youth).


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  • lefty

    It’s all an act…definitely. I assume shenanigans like these are way MTV refused to film him later on.

    • righty

      nope he is insane…

  • TacoTaco

    The man doesn’t have a genuine bone is his entire body. Everything he does is calculated to get people talking about him. “Colossal d-bag” got played out, so now he’s on to “New Age colossal d-bag” to get his press.

    If you’d just stop writing stories about him and his crazyass other half, the world would be a better place.

  • phantom

    Spencer might just be the biggest douchebag EVER to hit the planet.

    • B Ro

      Don’t insult douchebags, they are actually have a use, unlike Spencer.

      • LMFAO

        This cracked me up! xD

      • Mad as Massengil

        That’s right–I’ll sue for libel

  • Michelle

    Seeing as he was kicked off of the show for threatening a producer…I’m thinking this is old news.

  • LAJackie

    Ugh – just go away already and take your plastic wife with you.

  • Alejandra

    hahahahaha I cannot stop laughing! Ashlee Simpson hahaha…

    Well Spencer is a tool! I am a hardcore Hills Fan ever since Laguna but now with all the mess, plastic surgeries and fake drama I am glad it is going to be over.

  • thatkidsajackass

    WHAT A TOOL!

  • Amber

    He is ALL sorts of crazy!

  • rere

    This guy would do anything and everything to keep himself and his demented wife in the spotlight.
    I wish people would quit paying them for anything so they could go
    away.

  • Carlos

    Best moment of the show: Brody leaving Ryan Cabrera hanging. Later, midget, no-talent singer!

  • Kirsty Poole

    Ha Ha! Spencer is delusional! He looks like Homer Simpson when he is living in the tree house (Secrets of a Successful Marriage) and makes a plant that looks like Marge, who he thinks, is far superior than the real deal, just like how Spencer has made a new Heidi, who he thinks is better than the original. WRONG!!!

    And his friend does look like the creepy murderer from The Lovely Bones!!!

    It was pretty weird when Ryan C tried to pat the bearded Brodster on the back and be like ‘what up bro’ and Brody just brushed him off and walked away! AWKWARD!

    Heidi 3.0 almost tipped over from the weight of her HUGE boobs. Surgery hug’s all round people! Oh dear!!! She is so uncomfortable in herself, she can’t really move or do much anymore! weird!

    Kristen is just like whatevs!

    Stephanie & Lo basically have no part in the whole show, apart from them having lunch & talking about what is going on in other peoples lives! Zzzzzzzzzz! Ooops just fell asleep even thinking about how boring they are! Nothing exciting, cool, fun or ‘outragsous’ ever happens to them. what is the point, what do they bring to the show. they are like filler tracks on an album, the shit ones you don’t listen to. kristen is the single that gets released and they make a video for and Stephanie is the second to last track that no one bothers listening to.

    Audrina is OK, but a bit boring as well.

    the show has def gone down ‘Hill’. But I have to keep watching, just for kicks.

  • Chappel

    My Magic 8-ball says “Yep, that boy is crazy”.

    • ashley

      Don’t you know that magic 8-balls are magic just like crystals are magic. Hold your 8-ball to your for head, and tell me it doesn’t keep your head from exploding. HeeeHeeeHeee

  • Anthony

    I thought he was a Christian? Since when does he take to New Age Mysticism? Plus… he’s a

    • Anthony

      Srry about this one.

  • Anthony

    I thought he was a Christian? Since when does he take to New Age Mysticism? Plus… he’s the biggest TOOL in television history!

  • MAC

    This guy is totally a big JOKE!!! he has not talent and needs to get a life!!!

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