Image Credit: Scott Gries/MTV; Heath Robbins/The Image Bank/Getty ImagesWhile production continues on season 2 of MTV’s kinda-vaguely-mostly Italian-American, um, documentary series Jersey Shore, casting agents are now heading to Boston to exploit a different predominantly Catholic ethnic group, kinda-vaguely-mostly Irish-Americans! As E! reports, Wicked Summer is looking for “the hottest girls and proudly buff guys who believe in God, family, politics, sports, beer and partying!” The casting site is kind enough to translate its requirements into Boston-ese, which appears to the untrained eye to basically be Jersey Shore-ese with occasional “ah”s on the ends of words most of us would pronounce with a vowel sound followed by an R: “You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products, and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don’t take s**t from nobody — least of all each othah.”
So, will this show be a wicked pissah or the chicken bawm?
“Wicked Summer is looking for ‘the hottest girls and proudly buff guys who believe in God, family, politics, sports, beer and partying!’”
….but not necessarily in that order (or is it “ordah”?). In fact, the reverse ordah would be bettah.
Perhaps watch Good Will Hunting instead?
I HATE Boston, all Boston sports teams, and most pricks from Boston. The city has the worst nicknames: Beantown, Cradle of Modern America, The Hub, The Walking City, etc… LA or Baltimore should be called The Hub, Boston should be called Dirt-Town, it’s filthy! I once dated a girl from there, I could barely understand her… poor trashy family, in a poor town!
Good Will Hunting was a terrible movie. I don’t understand how anyone didn’t think it was racist.
Sasha Grey, you are a dense moronic idiot. Learn to shut your mouth a little more often…when open it hurts the world.
and your name’s Sasha.. fair enough.
Sasha grey. boston is one of the cleanest cities in the US not to mention wealthy. get ur facts. if u want filthy, go to NY
@ Mike – What is wrong with my name?
@ Shawn McGrath – I wish I had a soapbox to lecture you on everything you do wrong. Where do you live, Texas? HA
@ hann – Boston is clean b/c nobody goes there. The state with the most millionaires is Hawaii, then Maryland, NJ, CT, VA, 6th is MA… you want wealth leave the bowels of MA and go to NJ! NYC is for the birds, you don’t poop where you sleep!
Don’t even talk about Texas pretending like you know. Boston is one of the nicest cities in America and Texas is one of the best states, so don’t even.
@ Ivor – Please define “best states.” Over the summer I had a layover in your famed Dallas Fort Worth airport, it was barely better than Philly’s airport, one of the worst. The only thing good about Texas is that it puts America on the map in the minds of Europeans. Texas has the highest insurance rates in the nation, #1 in children without health insurance, #1 in air pollution, #1 in teen pregnancy, #1 in population without health insurance, and it just gets worse… What about the weather, bugs, humidity, and scenery. Why don’t you do us all a favor and move to Mexico, AKA the gordo/loco!
I am from Texas… and I agree with Sasha. I think Texas has nice parts but mostly it is a dump. Trailer parks litter the landscape and Houston now has one of the worst ghettos in America.
Texas suxs… what to do in Dallas? There’s the grassy knoll, and…nothing. Dallas is an absolutely awful city. Yet tons of tourists flock there every year to eat, shop, eat, and then eat some more. Houston has NASA, Rice University and crappy sports. The world’s largest sauna is also proud to be one of the world’s largest parking lots. Never drive in Houston. Ever. Another reason why Texas is horrible is b/c it’s very close to Oklahoma – ’nuff said!
@ Sasha – What is your deal? Boston is a great place to live! Where do you live?
um excuse me Mr. Baltimore man…sorry you don’t like our accents…yes there are trashy people here…but where aren’t there? I guarantee there are more in Baltimore, and I’m guessing you’re rich and stuck up, so excuse us if we’re not millionaires here. Also, if you have ever been to Boston, you would discover that it is a wicked cool city and if you lived here it would be awesome. so shut ya mouth.
And “Wicked Summer” would be cool if they used the word wicked right…but whatever.
Sasha- go screw yourself! Boston is one of the greatest places in the US and we have some of the best sports team, so check yourself. Second, you are LUCKY that you got to date a girl from Boston, because we are some of the best and one of a kind. You can’t do better. We’re proud and won’t put up with disgusting negativity like yourself.
Sasha-
Didn’t your mother ever tell you that hate is a strong word? It’s just lovely to know how jealous you are of our great sports teams… Also, did this “trashy” girl dump you? Maybe that’s the reason behind all your venom towards a wicked sick city… Oh excuse me, could you not understand my use of language?
Boston rules, anyone who thinks it doesnt it a moron. Not only that but girls from the north east in general are wicked stuck up. La and Baltimore have some of the dirtiest places imaginable, not to mention the fact that boston sports teams own all sports. get over yourself your trash take it outside bro
Needs to be retitled “Massholes.”
that’s friggin’ awesome, kid… hope it doesn’t end up being Good Will Hunting 2… you can’t go anywhere in Boston without hearing some jackass say “How do you like THEM apples?” … like its the first time.
Uh, maybe 10 years ago. No one in Boston goes around quoting anything from Good Will Hunting anymore.
seriously…who are you hanging around that they’re quoting the lamest parts of good will hunting 12 years later? i mean, christ, if you’re gonna quote one of the best movies, at least do it properly (“yah suspect!” “heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney”) i mean, come on.
also, i’m born and raised in boston, and i think it’s effin RETAHDED that they want to film such a stupid reality show. the jersey one is bad enough, do we really need more ignorant, asinine people on tv? reality tv needs to die already. yeesh.
I am from Boston, and totally agree with that. ha.
Wow you guys must read Vevmo as well!
As if people from Boston need another platform to showcase their inflated heads. My boyfriend is from Boston and all those people do is talk about how they’re from Boston. It’s the most ridiculous thing.
wow – you mean people talk about the places where they came from?? you don’t say!
If it’s really that ridiculous, why is he your boyfriend?
Um, if he’s your boyfriend, why would you say that? IF you’re from Mass., your proud of it. I’m sure you’re proud of where you are from also
Thank you to the 3 comments above! I was think the exact same thing!
at least there are some smahhhht people on this board.
as for sasha grey below – honey, please. california is full of morons. i’ve spent a good amount of time in LA. the weather’s better, but the people are plastic and quite frankly, my dog is smarter than the majority of SoCal residents.
@ California – I agree 100%, people from Boston act like it’s the greatest city in the world, and I love how they try to compete with New York. Cali is 100 times better than Boston, and the broads are hotter in Cali too!
@ CR – I’m not proud of growing up in poor mining town… I moved on and am not proud most of my family are hicks. Would you be? I’m not saying I forgot where I am from.
@ Breckster82 – I also came from your mom’s hole, but I don’t talk about it brotha’!
You’re doing exactly what you say you don’t like about people from Boston. Dope.
you wish the broads were hotter at least our girls r not orange!!!
Wow, I think Sasha Grey proved to everyone that they’re a complete and total douche.
I’m from New York originally, and that’s where my pride stays. But I’ve lived on Cape Cod for thirteen years now, and I can say nobody is like that here.. It may be in Boston, because, truth be told, all of these years have gone by, and I’ve never spent a day there. But why the hell does it matter if people are proud of where they’re from? And I GUARANTEE you that more than half of the residents on Cape Cod and Mass in general do NOT speak with a bahhstan accent. Soo sick of these stereotypes.
Disgusting.
Oh please no. No no no no no no no
“Frickin” is NOT in the Boston lexicon. We use “friggin’”.
EXACTLY! Nothing worse than a fake Boston accent.
Boston is friggin lame!
Did I use it right?
As a Bostonian, I weep.
I know. . . in recognition of our own.
That’s “Wicked Summah”. Go Sawx!
Go Phillies! Beat the Sox!
go phils!
sorry. GO YANKEES!!!! WOO! (funny thing is, I live in MA)
Bostonians are filthy, just like their accents.
I grew up in Boston and now go to school in southern California, and I just have to say all of these comments are ridiculous. Of course boston is dirty, it’s a city. Of course people are proud to be from Boston, just like everyone else has pride in their city. Nor EVERYONE has an accent, and each accent is different, you can tell when somebody is from cambridge or revere, for example. LA is also dirty, BECAUSE ITS A CITY. Accent has nothing to do with intelligence, there are plenty of people in LA who pronouce their r’s and say some of the stupidest things I’ve heard. This city rivalry is ridiculous. Every city is great in it’s own way. I love Boston. I love LA. I will end up living in Boston because of my family ties, not because I have a hatred for other cities. Grow up. If you don’t like a city, don’t live there.
Boo…. it basically sounds like “Catholics Gone Wild”, which sounds like it would suck. Next.
And how can you be all about God and then turn around and show your a** on TV?
Apparently, you didn’t date any Catholic girls when you were a teenager, or you’d know better…
Apparently, all you rely on are cheap stereotypes.
NOMAAAAAAAAAAAH
the red saux baby
This is terrifying. As is the fact that rest of the universe believes we Bostonians use the phrase “wicked pissah.”
I’m wondering the same thing…
WHY is this show a hit??? Just how many losers in America own television sets? ugh!
Watch “The Departed” for truly fake/bad Mass. accents. Too bad “boston rob” is too old/married for this
AMBAH!
No no no, worst accent award goes to Mystic River.
Oddly enough in the Departed Leonardo DiCaprio’s accent was better than Matt Damon, what the hell? I didn’t like those apples at all.