You can thank the Manolo Blahnik Gods for this one: Yet another Sex and the City 2 trailer has hit the ‘nets. (OMG!) And as my headline suggests, it’s Longer! Gayer! And there are more pills! Or, rather, there are more pills?!? What?!?
Yes, friends, we’ve gotten to the point in the SATC franchise where it can no longer be concealed: Samantha is old. Like, kinda really old. In this new trailer (which you can view after the jump), there’s a sequence that shows 50-plus Samantha fumbling through her pills-of-the-day box (what is the technical name for those things? should people under 60 even know what those are called?) to take all her supplements or whatever. And, of course, then comes the requisite sexual innuendo because, you know, taking lots of pills requires lots of swallowing: “How are you going to swallow all those?” Charlotte asks Samantha. (Three guesses for Samantha’s reply, and the first two don’t count!) “Have we met?” Samantha retorts, in her over-sexualized, deep voice that she saves for use innuendo situations.
As for the longer part of my headline—well, that’s pretty easy to figure out. There’s a lot more to this trailer, compared to the pithy clip that was released in December. Again: OMG!
And as for the gayer part—well, there’s only way way to describe that: LIZA! Literally, the clip of her performing at Stanford and Anthony’s wedding sent me into convulsions. Other gay-ish things of note: talk of lots of champagne, Miley Cyrus, and the moment when the ladies seem to be flirting with a pool full of boys, clad only in boy shorts. I mean! As if the SATC producer had to worry about their gay audience showing up, the deal is essentially sealed with this trailer.
Oh yah, and lastly: Aiden’s back! Guess there had to be some conflict, right? It couldn’t all be “Empire State of Mind” happy and hot flashes on camels in Abu Dhabi, right? But, what’s the “something’s happened” part of Aiden’s return? My guess is it’s no big D, but we shall see next month!
On a final note, I loved the sentiment that Samantha employs near the end of the trailer: “We made a deal ages ago. Men? Babies? It doesn’t matter! We’re soulmates.” Awwww. Um, that’s exactly why I love these ladies, pills and all. Enjoy:
What say you, PopWatchers? Loving the ladies’ pill-laced turn? Excited for Liza and Miley? Did any of the fashions in the trailer make you DIE?
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So cannot wait for the movie to come out. It looks awesome and I love Aiden.
The show was good, the last movie was horrible and this looks even worse.
Carrie randomly meeting Aiden in Abu Dhabi of all places? Is the plot really that stupid?
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, Erin! Really? Carrie and Aiden ‘bump’ into each other in Abu Dhabi…and gee, lemme guess, she’s having problems with Big, so she’s going to have an affair with Aiden on Big? How STUPID!
I didnt know Mr. Ed had a starring role in SATC……oh wait, never mind.
That incredibly lame and tired jab is probably older than you are.
why do virgins like repeating 5 year old jokes some tv show made? so odd.
Can. Not. WAIT!
Yes, many people under 60 use daily pill organizers. Sigh.
I think I’m missing the point of this movie. The series is about life in New York. Why are they in the desert?
They are in the desert because when you reach the age these women are a lot of ladies are dry down there … metaphors, sweetie … metaphors.
I really wish you would take a tip from the movie yourself crispy and move to the desert. Specifically one with a lack of water, mucho sand and a lack of an internet connection. Sounds kinda like your house because all know your typing these stupid comments out on the local library computer.
Ironically enough, I do live in the desert! But please do tell: What was stupid about my comment?
Pretty rude Crispysux. NYC was always touted as the 5th actor of the series, having 75% of the movie take place out of NYC is “Sex without the City”
I agree that was rude, but 75% of the movie IS NOT taking place in the desert. It’s just a part of the movie. Just like in the last movie, they were not in Mexico for 75% of the time.
Yes Crispysux is the one making stupid comments. Your last sentence was especially well written and witty. Tool
@crispysux. Begone Bieber fan. I’ll have you know E-Dubs has personally recognized crispy’s contribution on these boards! So you, my friend, are treading on quick sand…
i cant waitttt
That gave me goosebumps! Aidan in Morocco with Carrie! SIGH. Looks like she’s not the only one that’s going to get CARRIED away…!!!
Abu Dhabi is not in Morocco, I’m afraid.
They filmed those scenes in Morocco though… so technically, you’re both right. Everyone wins!
It only makes sense that horse-face Carrie meets her ancestors. And my ancestors I mean the fugly camels and horses.
Your ancestors are fugly camels and horses? Because that’s how your sentence reads. Dummy.
Don’t you feel like the desert when you watch? I certainly do.
Why did they send them on a road trip? NYC is the 5th lead actor in SATC.
AIDAN!!!!!! Woohoo!!!
Aiden looked sooooo good! I agree with others…CANNOT WAIT
AIDAN!!! He has the hottest speaking voice.
Except when I’m hearing it over an Applebees commercial. Gag.
i can’t wait for this movie…i will be going to the midnight showing just like i did when the first movie came out
Woo Hoo! Fun, can’t wait
Yes i’m looking forward to it but SERIOUSLY???? Carrie (potentiallY) cheats on BIG with Aiden after the whole cheating on Aiden with BIG nonsense?!?!? I’m taking this trailer with a grain of salt
No kidding…..it’s like a soap opera! She better not cheat! In my opinion, Big is much hotter than Aidan.
Although one one hand I disagree with you Jill (Aiden is WAY hotter than Big) I agree with you on the other hand: Carrie had better not cheat on Big. Maybe toy with the idea, but not actually go through with it. Can’t wait for this movie!
Now that the storyline is limited to theatrical films every two years, it’s like the release of long-bottled-up fabulousness… ;o)