MTV is looking for “the proudest, loudest, and wildest to carry on the legacy” of what the casting announcement calls “the international phenomenon” known as Jersey Shore. The requirements are rather intense. One must have “killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas, and bling.” One must be a “tanned and toned fist pumper” and “love the shore.” One must “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor, and rule the bedroom.” One must “be at least 21 and appear to be under 30.” Oh: And “no haters allowed.” In italics. Interestingly, it appears one needn’t be a “guido or guidette,” as was the controversial (and mad publicity-generating) case last season (though the Web page does flaunt a bold red, white, and green color scheme). Jersey Shore has gone equal-opportunity. If you are “ready to creep and beat up the beat,” you are what they want, regardless of heritage or self-identification with derogatory terms for specific ethnicities. In fact, you are what I want then, too, if only to explain to me what that could possibly mean.
Will you be undertaking the extensive Jersey Shore application process, PopWatchers? If you will, please share with all of us your answer to this entry on the questionnaire: “How do others show you respect? At the club, in the streets, in the gym etc.” I’m just really curious about this.
I don’t get it, so what happens to the original cast? are they out of the show? or what?
They’re spreading STDs, and stupidity, in Miami for the upcoming season
Yeah, good question…
Hopefully their fifteen minutes are almost up and those idiots will go away.
“… appear to be under 30.” How dare they call out The Situation for having his azz kicked by father time.
by the way I think this show is crap
sweet fancy moses.
“dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor, and rule the bedroom”
3 things PeterBilt has failed misreably at
“Jersey Shore” and “legacy”. America wept.
I’m 27 and Italian, though I’m married so I havn’t torn up the gym in a while..AND I grew up in Staten Island. If I was 21 I would def try out. You get paid to get drunk and act like a total Jack! Where do I sign.. They get paid to go to clubs, thats amazing to me.. The only problem is I don’t fist pump and I don’t still live with my mother.
You sound like a hot piece! I’d definitely party with you.
MTV just needs to go away
Isn’t the Atlantic polluted enough without these skanks making a mess of it?
people show me respect in the clubs by wiping my sweat with a clean towel, people show me respect in the streets by giving me coconut flavored jelly beans, and people show me respect in the gym by complimenting my guns….and giving me more jelly beans.
I’m glad to see MTV is working hard to continue improving our national culture.
Be under 21 yet appear to be under 30? How did Snookie clear that hurdle? She looks 40.
Snookie not only IS a train wreck but looks like one too (AKA: UGLY MESS). And Pauly D? Turn him upside down and he could be used as a broom. What a bunch of useless crap
MTV is a blight on society.
Angelina has a new iPhone app out too, it’s called Score a Shore Girl in the iTunes store now, it’s a live video game where you try to pick her up at a bar and it’s really funny, the game and endings are hysterical and the bloopers are too funny! Check it out on iTunes.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/score-a-shore-girl/id382716340?mt=8