'30 Rock' exclusive: NBC launches Kabletown website

I hope this means we are thisclose to being able to actually get Fresh-Ass: Based on the novel Tush by Assfire on our televisions: EW exclusively learns that NBC has launched an in-universe site for Jack Donaghy’s newest partner, Kabletown.

Of course, we still can’t access Kabletown’s naughty channels, but we can browse their website, which was featured shortly on 30 Rock‘s March 18 episode. Some things we learned: Kabletown is spelled with a K because “K stands for the Kindness we show our customers, the Keen interest we take in their needs, and because Cabletown with a C was already the name of a store that sold cable knit sweaters and legal said we had to spell it with a K.”; their acquisition of GE Sheinhardt NBC Universal allows them to “use the word ‘content’ almost 60 percent more than we used to in press releases. Our partnership…will help us to better serve you, the consumer. Content.”; and their adult programing only costs an additional $12.99! Totally worth it to hear a handsome man tell me how jealous everyone is of me.

Do you wish Kabletown actually existed?

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  • GoMe!

    I love 30 Rock :)

  • carole angelo

    the 30 rock site always has fun stuff. can’t wait for the show to be baaaack.

  • M.

    LOVE how obvious it is that they’re parodying Comcast. Also, poor Gary.

    • Zoe

      I love it–just can’t believe they’re getting away with it while the Comcast negotiations are going on, though! Kudos to Tina and the whole crew for a dead-on, super-timely parody.

  • Bennet

    Its actually Fresh-Ass: Based on the novel Ass by Assfire. Making it even more awesomely ridiculous.

    • GoMe!

      no…you’re wrong…

    • val

      Err, check your TiVo. “Tush” is correct, and it’s a much more sensible pun on “Push.”

      I wouldn’t debate the accuracy of mock porn titles for any other show.

    • AJ

      no, it’s not

  • BrandonK

    This reminds me of Veridian Dynamics. Content.

    • KayKay

      Yes! I was thinking the same thing. Looking at the website reminded me of their commercial about diversity that was full of all white people. Content.

    • Amiee

      I love those Veridian Dynamics commercials. It’s a very similar type of humor. What a shame they couldn’t pair up 30 Rock with Better Off Ted.

      • Mothra

        Oh, that I could live in THAT world, Amiee… oh, wait, I used to! I used to DVR Ted and 30 Rock, save them for Friday night, have the boyfriend over for cocktails and belly laughs. *sigh* Good times. http://www.savebetteroffted.com

    • Mo

      Aw, you just made me shed a tear for my dearly departed Better Off Ted…

  • ichorwhip

    Porn for Women will put Kabletown over the top!

  • RJ

    I’m wating until they get the second channel that shows hot guys doing the dishes.

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  • Dave

    I’m looking forward to watching Horny with a Chance of My Balls and Up in Her Pair.

  • urlaub auf der alm

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  • Mo

    Oh, isn’t this wonderful, on a regular day you can’t type hell on an EW board, and today they let the f-word in. I intended for it to get asterisked! In any case, the feeling still stands. Go f yourselves, moron trolls.

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