Back when “The Boy Is Mine” was topping music charts and zip drives were the way of the future, I discovered an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard on the Interwebs. As an obnoxious prank-calling teen, the soundboard — which looked something like this — entertained me longer than my Furby ever could. (Best crank calling line from Ah-nold? “Put that cookie down! Now!” slightly wins over “My nipples are very sensitive.”) But I found something even better today: The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes, brought to us by the same folks who compiled the 100 Cheesiest Quotes of All Time. Now the hilarity is paired with video! And since the video is ten minutes long, we get Ah-nold’s obvious quotes (“It’s not a too-mer!”), along with some of his lesser-known lines (Like Conan the Barbarian‘s “Crom laughs at your four winds,” which sounds a lot more like, “Kram lass e the four wins.”) This is worth viewing, if only for the bulls–t montage. (Oh, and by the way, this is NSFW.)
Isn’t Ah-nold’s laugh infectious? What was your favorite quote in the mix? All I know is I’m definitely using this line soon: “You should clone yourself while you’re still alive…So you can go fuck yourself.”
Ah yes, that line from “The 6th Day” is indeed underrated.
On top of all the fantastically cheesy quotes, my favorite non-quote in the video comes at 0:25 when Ahnold and Carl Weathers shake hands and try to out-bicep each other by flexing as hard as they can.
My least favorite moment? Anything from “Batman & Robin.” They basically could’ve posted his entire performance.
“It’s not a tumor.”
“I’m da party pooper!”
“You should not drink…and bake.”