I'd like one ticket to see Jonah Hill's penis, please.

Quick, answer this question: Which movie star would you most like to see completely, 100 percent naked on screen? I know, I know, you hardly have to think because it’s such an obvious answer: Jonah Hill. Well, our wish will apparently be granted this June — the actor recently told MTV news that he’ll be wearing his birthday suit in Get Him to the Greek, his spin-off of 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Though I am a bit skeptical as to whether or not Hill will be able to pull off such a scene à la Jason Segel — and wonder whether or not it will even be funny, since the shock value has considerably worn off — I admittedly would buy a ticket for the flick just out of morbid curiosity. And my interest has grown after hearing Hill talk about the scene with MTV: “I had all sorts of thoughts about waxing or what I should do to prepare. And then eventually I just, I said I’m gonna be free and be me and just sort of, you know, let that happen.”

And I have a feeling we’re not going to be seeing all of Hill’s goods. As my editor, Mike Bruno, said, Hill’s nude scene will likely be more PG-13 than Segel’s, since Hill “kinda rocks a low-hanging Peter Griffin gut.”

So will you hang with me in the theaters to see Jonah Hill’s nude scene, PopWatchers?

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  • paige

    gross- he’d be on my list of guys i would never want to see naked…

  • Stephanie T.

    Really Kate? After gastric bipass surgery perhaps. Seriously, this dude went from Superbad to Superhuge!

  • Chichi

    I don’t even like looking at him clothed. I wouldn’t pay to see him naked – he has permanent neck beard!

  • D

    …. I think I threw up in my mouth a little…..

  • Dan

    Thanks for the warning.

  • Kris

    Why couldn’t it be Sam Worthington….now that I would pay money for!!

  • Ambient Lite

    You lost me (and every other female on the face of the earth) at ‘Jonah Hill’s penis’.

    • Juniper

      Agreed… the title should read, “Who wants to NEVER see Jonah Hill’s penis?” Because I’d add my name to THAT list, and fast!

      • Ambient Lite

        Really, they DID make a good point above…even naked, we still probably wouldn’t SEE his penis – unless, of course, he lifts up his gut.
        You know what? I fold. It’s too graphic. I need to go scrub my mind.

      • Madd

        I actually hope his gut will cover his penis. I would rather see Russell Brand naked, that’s how much I’d don’t want to see Jonah Hill naked.

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  • crispy

    That’s enough to turn a guy straight.

    • Ambient Lite

      Diet Pepsi, out my nose. Thank you.

    • baj24

      PREACH!! lol

    • Madd

      crispy has the best comment yet again.

    • stella

      I’d love to see crispy’s penis. I just hope it’s not too badly burned.

  • Marianne

    Q:Which movie star would you most like to see completely, 100 percent naked on screen?

    A: Not Jonah Hill

  • he

    he is not a Movie Star, but I would pay my life savings to see Kris Allen in the nude..lol

    • popy

      mmmmm…Kris Allen’s Penis!…yummy!

  • birdgirl

    I doubt Mr. Hill has even seen his own penis anytime recently….

  • darclyte

    While the movie might be funny, I don’t need to see penis. Or vag. Boobies are fine, but the rest just doesn’t look good 30′ tall.

  • carr

    Has anyone seen the trailer for this thing? It looks horrendous. Not even Jonah Hill’s penis could save it.
    …Although, I’m not sure how that could save it in any way, shape, or form.

  • Raven_Moon

    I never want to see Jonah Hill’s penis. Never ever. Uck. Now that image is in my mind forever. Thanks, Kate.

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