Academy Award winner and mermaid gown specialist Marion Cotillard has generously shared another lady-empowering secret from France: Forehead Tittaes. Wear them with confidence; pronounce them like Eric Cartman. As modeled by Taraji P. Henson and Leslie Ann Warren, these stunning face-boobs even come in multiple varieties such as African-American and Saggy!
Pick some up for the next time you want American men to almost look you in the eye. And someone tell that blonde freak of the-opposite-of-nature that this is how you do a celebrity endorsement on Funny or Die.
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Hilarious!
So it turns out that, on top of being beautiful and incredibly-talented, Marion Cotillard is also funny?!
This is like when I found out Jon Hamm was funny – it’s almost how unfair this person is!
Also, William Fichtner?!
Right? I’m so in love with Marion. And also with Mélanie Laurent (Shossana in “Inglorious Basterds”).
Crap, I have to stop falling in love with gorgeous AND talented French movie stars.
Bear in mind she’s made many incredibly ignorant claims about 9/11. So–at least in terms of intelligence–you can rest easy.
Oh, and did I mention she also denies the moon landings?
Yeah, I’ve heard whispers about that, but I’ve never really looked into the whole story regarding what she said.
Oh well, if it turns out that she’s kind of a moron, it’s a decent reminder that nobody’s perfect.
And you’re an idiot for believing the media so willingly. We can rest easy on your intelligence too it seems.
In my previous comment, I meant to say “- it’s almost unfair how awesome this person is!”
Laugh out loud funny! my co-worker just asked if I’m alright cause I’m choking on a stifled laugh
It’s official! I love that woman!
This is so hilarious! Marion Cotillard can literally do anything (just like my lifelong celebrity crush Jon Hamm, as Ceballos pointed out). I was sad not to see her at the Oscars, because I absolutely love everything she wears (yes, even her Oscar dress).
The saggy ones were my favorite!
Was that Lesley Ann Warren? She still looks really good!
Wow, that was hilarious…Funny or Die is on a roll lately.
I adore her!! Gorgeous, talented AND funny??! I agree no fair!
Finally, a product that will make them look me in the eye. I’ll deffinately buy one, for sure.