…Because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Or so the Chuck Norris Fact goes. But instead of cheers, let’s be sure to give the Walker, Texas Ranger star three roundhouse kicks in celebration of his 70th birthday. That’s right, I said 7-0. And that’s worthy of our respect alone, since the man’s mustache doesn’t look a day over 25.
So, happy birthday, Chuck! Let’s celebrate your big day with a compilation of some of your best fight scenes ever. Man, can that guy run away from a fireball.
Only 70? So we only have to put up with this Republican, WingNutDaily whacko for another 10 or so years?
Gay, and a Democrat? Next you’ll tell me you’re in the entertainment industry.
Yeah, and Norris is the wacko.
Chuck? Is that you??
Nope. I’m Jay Leno’s slightly uglier half-brother.
Ten years of Norris will just work to cancel out the past 2 and upcoming 2 years of demolition that liberal Democrats like Obama and Pelosi are inflicting on this country.
You are original recipt to his cripsy.
Too bad you are just as bad.
Politics is a necessary evil. The convenient boogie man. A shadow that never really follows only, only lurks behind you. A man in the trees. Or is it attic? Maybe it’s a woman. Oh, shucks, I’m rambling again. Anyway, my point is, don’t resort to the lowest common denominator! It only divides us. Yes, I intended that pun. You have more in common than not. Now, go, spread your seed and prosper.
Oh, it looks like you’ve made a mistake, Colonel Sanders. It’s the next 6 years. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
Obama will get reelected in 2012.
Also in 2012. Hell freezes over.
What demolishing are you talking about? A possible health care bill that is centrist and keeps the insurance companies in power. A education plan that is for accountability and merit teaching. You mean the high spending? Well, the previous Prez, a republican had 1.3 trillion dollars in debt annually and this was before signing a 700 billion dollar bailout. The prescription drug benefit cost quite a bit of money. Do you mean crimes against the Constitution? What article and section did he break? Obama is not a liberal in action; he is a centrist and has governed like one. I hate, hate, people who are this misinformed. Your media is lying to you to get you to vote for the other side so they can have power again. Give me evidence to support your claims, not parrot talking points you see on the TV. Be a critical thinker, an intelligent person. You can have a another viewpoint but you have to back it up with facts, not misinformation and ignorance. Yes, this really steams me becuase people should really know better. It becomes a decline of culture and reason in this country to hear and read such nonsense.
10 year? maybe you don’t see it, but Chuck is 70 and looks like he’s in his 40′s. More like 30 or 40 years.
Crispy,
This page is about a joke, something to make you laugh. How about leaving comments like “WingNutDaily whacko” on a hate-speech blog.
Happy Birthday!
It’s too bad your good pal Bruce Lee isn’t here to celebrate with you!
And all you political wonks are lame. Chuck Norris transcends politics. Let’s see YOU do an Iron Cross at 40 years old like Chuck!
A sign of the times when a funny article about Chuck Norris turns into a heated political debate. I give this country another 5 years before Civil War 2.
Yeah. People are lame these days.
Recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4
It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck’s new “Official Chuck Norris Fact Book” and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. No joke! Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://books.google.com/books?id=cR6aJxgj21IC&dq=Official+ Chuck+NOrris+Fact+Book&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=j2 P9WpmK9g&sig=x2NIugkPLY5EcsbHW6WTdFDnts&hl=en&ei=wzkfS7zWCc KWtgfkkKCbCg&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CA4 Q6AEwATgK#v=onepage&q=&f=false