Even if you don’t watch House, you can probably appreciate the idea of Robert Sean Leonard’s Dr. Wilson in a Z-grade porno flick called “Feral Pleasures.” His college roommate was a film major, he was just helping him out, the naked scenes weren’t really him, blah blah blah yeah whatever, Wilson. YOU KNOW YOUR TOUCH RELEASED THE PAGAN FANTASY IN A LOVER’S SOUL. Bonus images of “Feral Pleasures” after the jump. Be not afraid.
I found “Private Lives”‘ patient-of-the-week especially infuriating — are all bloggers this lame in person? Don’t answer that. I really liked when Chase, who somehow never realized he was so pretty, said “I’ve been deluding myself that I’m actually connecting with people,” because he could have been speaking for guest star Laura Prepon’s blogger character or House himself. But aside from Wilson’s amateur porno, the speed-dating scene was my favorite part of the episode by far. In fact, the pagan fantasy in this lover’s soul involves House, Wilson, and Chase speed-dating…just me. And I wouldn’t use a prop crossword puzzle as a conversation-starter. Because we wouldn’t be having conversations! And then the wood nymphs would frolic around the fire, and I’d make a wish on one of Wilson’s antlers and tenderly snap it off because his antlers are actually branches…
Burning questions (in Wilson’s loins): Does anyone want to see Chase and Thirteen get together based on their mutual love of fashion hats? If they had a baby, would it be the best-faced, least-loved creature in the world? And who should play House’s biological father/minister/out-of-print author?
BONUS WILSON!
“O Captain! My Captain!”
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Who wants to play a reindeer game?
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“GET MY VERTIGO POSTER BACK.”
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Secrets…like the answer to House’s porn DVD, How Wet Was My Valley?
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Dr. Horny
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Coming soon, to a hospital near you…
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Hahaha I laughed and immediately thought of Dead Poet’s Society.
As far as Chase and Thirteen – YESSSSSSSSS they should definitely get together
Haha I thought of Dead Poets Society too. “I wanna be an actor!”
LOL. Love it.
Very funny-thanks EW
loved this episode … would like to see Chase and Thirteen together – like her much better with him than with Foreman who is a douche …
Yes Chase and 13 spark together.
I didn’t like him with Cameron, and her with Foreman.
Be not afraid. *snort*
I lost count of how many times I laughed last night. Chase realizing how pretty he had me going, “well, yeah you are” a few times, while his American accent (shamefully?) made me gasp and cover my mouth. He can talk American to me whenever he wants! As far as Wilson being in a porno…great storyline! And how about House’s “wanna make out?” to Cuddy?
Not that I think the House writers snaked the idea, but it reminded me of the John Hamm character on 30 Rock. The House writers and Chase did it much better and L0VED Chase’s ‘douche-dude’
I also was lol when Huddy said “somebody get that down.”
I meant to say Cuddy.
LOVED this episode. I think it was my favorite this season. Very funny, “Be not afraid” has me laughing every time. I also liked the Chase/Wilson scenes a lot. The speed dating scene was fun, House’s issues with his father were interesting, Cuddy looked amused in her two scenes (fun Cuddy is SO much better to watch than insecure and whiny Cuddy,) the PoTW was surprisingly likeable, and it was a good blend of medical drama/personal issues. If Chase and 13 had a kid, it would be incredibly gorgeous…but oh so screwed up. Anyway, I really liked the episode.
I was almost ready to break up with House but last nights episode was hilarious. More Chase please, I never realized he was so funny. Don’t even get me started on Wilson’s porno, I almost fell off the sofa from laughing. Keep it up and House and I will have a long and happy future.
More CHASE!!!! I’d about given up on House too and wasn’t going to watch last night. My husband got to the speed dating scene and that drew me back in. More Wilson and Chase, please!
I also loved the episode. And I find myself surprised about it but I pretty much love the Chase and Thirteen together… I guess, Chase and his god looks can charm me into anything, like he charmed the nurse to give him her car keys=)
Thanks for the Pics !.
And Now, I wanna watch House in a porn movie xD LOL
Def think Chase and Thirteen 2gether would be an interesting pair–only started seeing them as compatible last night, though. And as soon as I saw Wilson with the nymphs and his antler headgear, I totally thought, DEAD POETS SOCIETY!
The sooner 13 is off the show the better. Chase is great, though not so hot, what is he like 5’6″? Anyhoo, he is cute, but not that hot. If he and 13 hook up I will stop watching. She is unwatchable. I cannot stand her, though she is more bearable without Foreman, who by himself is more bearable without 13. Please, keep them apart. House and Cuddy’s scene was fantastic. And the joke about Wilson was great because everyone was in on it. Good episode all the way around.
Chase isn’t 5’6″. He’s above average- about 5’10″.
I think he’s pretty cute, but he looks better with longer hair.
BE NOT AFRAID
Very funny review!
A+ for Dead Poets Society reference.
Chase/Thirteen? No thanks, as HOT as it would be, just too many ships.
Just like you said, best scene was Wilson in a porno and right after that the speed dating scene, priceless!
Finally they’re using Chase as much as they should, he’s easily the most interesting of the team members, not to mention the best actor.
House/Wilson was brilliant as usual and it was very interesting to see Chase thrown in the mix for once. Fun times.