There’s a new red band trailer for Michael Cera’s Youth in Revolt up on College Humor. You can watch it if you’re in a safe place that promotes sex and filth (like the EW office), but if you’re not, I’ve taken the liberty of inserting inside-jokey terms from Arrested Development in place of the “naughty” bits of some of the dialogue, below. Watch your mouth, George Michael Bluth!
“I’m gonna help you stick your filthy [banana stand] in this tomato.”
“I’m gonna [the bleeped-out s--- that G.O.B. says while threatening the Bluth Company staff during "Afternoon Delight"] and wear you like the crown that you are.”
“Hey, does that movie come with [hop-ons] for your [Volvo]?”
“For all the world knows my [candy beans] could be [covered in blue paint] as we speak.”
Fight Club as a teen sex romp. Interesting.
Candy bees? Bzzzzz!
Saw this movie last night. The whole theater went crazy. It was amazing.