I feel like “Mattress” was the Nameless Glee Pianist‘s breakout episode. (UPDATE: His name is Brad. Thanks, meg and Shannon!) Never mind that he does not speak. All he needs to do is smile. Like a LOT. And willingly receive a gentle caress from a high school girl with inseam issues. After paying way too much attention to him in this scene, I realized that his facial expressions perfectly mimicked my own experience, as a viewer who now fully embraces the insanity of the show, of the Five Stages of Gleef.
1. “I’m too old for this.”
2. “Uh….”
3. Exhaustion
4. Bemusement
5. Acceptance
Gleef achieved.
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I listen to Absolute Radio and the piano player reminds me of one of the hosts, Geoff Lloyd.
I’d like to see a piece on the musicians on Glee (hint, hint EW)
I believe that Nameless Piano Player was given the name “Brad” in the last episode
Yep – he’s Brad Ellis, the musical director for the show. Yes, in real life.
The piano player’s name is Brad. We learned that a few episodes ago. However, I thought his facial expressions were hilarious.
that is scary….i think you spend too much time watching the episode in slow-motion. good catch though.
When I watch Glee, I can’t help but compare it to Nip/Tuck. The piano player always reminds me of the nurse who never says anything, just makes facial expressions reacting to the main characters.
Good call.
And just like Brad Ellis is this show’s musical director, Nurse Linda on “Nip/Tuck” is a producer/technical consultant on the show.
Wow, wiki says she’s also a registered nurse in real life! Interesting.
Ryan Murphy, who is Glee’s creator, also created Nip/Tuck. Just thought you’d like to know, hence the similarities.
Totally agree on the Nip/Tuck comparison. People usually don’t have a clue what I’m talking about when I bring the two shows up in the same sentence.
this may have been mentioned in other posts, but thanks for noticing her inseam problems! i actually thought last night, “she’s gonna flash her panties!!” my mom made me do the ‘bend over’ test before buying me stuff… clearly her mom doesn’t!
Rachel doesn’t have a mom only “two gay dads”, hence the problem…..
That’s because she has two gay Dads! You know, you’d think she’d be more fashionable because of it….
i’m still wondering about the black guy in glee club.. i don’t think he had any speaking lines yet
Or the Asian guy… I think they labeled him in one episode as “the Other Asian” or something like that (in the ballad episode)
The “Other Asian” is Harry Shum Jr — coincidentally, he’s one of the choreographers for the “Legion of Extraordinary Dancers” performance that showed on SYTYCD right before this episode of Glee.
Isn’t “Other Asian” Mike? I thought we heard his name when he was talking about pop locking. Am I wrong?
I know he’s been an extra in a lot of dancing movies, but I don’t know if he can sing. That goes for all the other ones too.
I can’t remember the black guy’s name, but he gets even less screen time than Mike (remember the week he was absent so Will coincidentally had to be Rachel’s partner). During Sue’s roll call, she called him “Shaft”.
the shaft comment was so funny and im getting annoyed that they hvaent said anything. when “shaft” snickered in this episode i was like is he going to say somethin?! but fail. its kinda weird that these kids havent said anything yet
Does anyone else kind of think the show has gone downhill since that heinous Mashup episode? It IS insane, but not in the over-the-top way. In the “why the heck is she marrying him for no reason?” way.
Nope.
Yup.
LOVE the pianist.
I also am crazy about Zach Woodlee.
I’ve seen other people mention how great and fun he seems on the BTS videos and I can’t help but want him to somehow show up in front of the camera on the show.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/article/STAGE_TUBE_Foxs_GLEE_Dance_Camp_With_Choreographer_Zach_Woodlee_20090813
He’s got a great smile. Perfect for Glee.
I loved that guys face lol
Anyone else think Schuster was especially hot when he got mad?
I’m so happy that someone else caught his joy because I noticed it too while smiling myself!
Glee suuuuuuuuucks! And it doesn’t have to ! It could be so great! But it suuuucks! >sobbing<
His facial expressions were hilarious. I’ve also wondered as to how they just get other student musicians out of nowhere.
He looks just like Warren Zevon. Makes me miss him even more…
Funny article, love creepy piano dude.