Are you confident in your sexualité, just like Mariska Hargitay? Good for you! You should watch our Sound Bites video after the jump! Vote for your favorite clip in the poll, or nominate your own line from this week’s TV in the comments. And if you have suggestions for next week’s show, or just want to share your feelings about The Net, email me or tweet me @EWAnnieBarrett.
UPDATE: I am very sorry for calling Mitchell "Cameron." My brain is toast.
NCIS RULES!!!!
My favorite line from this week’s NCIS – Tony: “I have a loud mouth and I carry a gun. I am the American Dream.”
“Like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours…” Ron describing sex with his ex-wife, Tammy, on Parks & Recreation. When did that show get so funny!
I agree. More love for Parks and Rec. The Halloween episode was hi-larious!”…suspect is playing with his stupid skateboard in a snide, turdish manner…”
Annie, I want to make sure you referred to the ice skating partnership on Modern Family as Fire and Nice, not Fire and Ice… It was ironic because he was fire (red hair) and she was Nice (because she was not)…
“Do NOT test my politeness.” –Andy Bernard
“If I’d had a park like that growing up, I probably wouldn’t have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.” –From Parks & Recreation
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Modern Family > All! so glad i got credit for nominating the first sound bite, it was awesome.
but i was the first to nominate the winner: “you did it, you managed to make figure skating sound gayer”.
Phil + “There Will Be Blood” = massive WIN.
Confident in my sexuality, just like Mariska Hargitaaaaaay
The BEST thing on 30 Rock this week was Kathy Geiss as Susan Boyle. Genius.
Word!
Fantastic!
Yes, that was great but so was Kenneth speaking Latin.
youtube in a box
I don’t know this girl, I don’t need her commentary on sound bites, and I’m a little curious why she talks like a gay man.
I’m a little curious what you are trying to achieve with this comment?
How in the hell is “you made figure skating gayer” funny? Seriously?
Agreed. Where’s the wit? The subtlety?
Supernatural during Changing Channels: “They have ghosts on this show? Why?” <–spoofing JDM as ghost Denny on Grey's
That was good, but not nearly as good as the spoof they did of CSI:Miami. “I’m wearing sunglasses…at night!”
“your Goldie Hawn!” from Community
“It’s like Youtube in a box!” – HILARS!
why do people think that modern family show is funny? It’s stupid and so deeply unfunny that its painful to watch just like Cougartown. Apparently the critics are all on crack as usual. The gay couple on that show are such stereotypes that they aren’t even funny.