Are you confident in your sexualité, just like Mariska Hargitay? Good for you! You should watch our Sound Bites video after the jump! Vote for your favorite clip in the poll, or nominate your own line from this week’s TV in the comments. And if you have suggestions for next week’s show, or just want to share your feelings about The Net, email me or tweet me @EWAnnieBarrett.
UPDATE: I am very sorry for calling Mitchell “Cameron.” My brain is toast.
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NCIS RULES!!!!
My favorite line from this week’s NCIS – Tony: “I have a loud mouth and I carry a gun. I am the American Dream.”
“Like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours…” Ron describing sex with his ex-wife, Tammy, on Parks & Recreation. When did that show get so funny!
I agree. More love for Parks and Rec. The Halloween episode was hi-larious!”…suspect is playing with his stupid skateboard in a snide, turdish manner…”
Annie, I want to make sure you referred to the ice skating partnership on Modern Family as Fire and Nice, not Fire and Ice… It was ironic because he was fire (red hair) and she was Nice (because she was not)…
“Do NOT test my politeness.” –Andy Bernard
“If I’d had a park like that growing up, I probably wouldn’t have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.” –From Parks & Recreation
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Modern Family > All! so glad i got credit for nominating the first sound bite, it was awesome.
but i was the first to nominate the winner: “you did it, you managed to make figure skating sound gayer”.
Phil + “There Will Be Blood” = massive WIN.
Confident in my sexuality, just like Mariska Hargitaaaaaay
The BEST thing on 30 Rock this week was Kathy Geiss as Susan Boyle. Genius.
Word!
Fantastic!
Yes, that was great but so was Kenneth speaking Latin.
youtube in a box
I don’t know this girl, I don’t need her commentary on sound bites, and I’m a little curious why she talks like a gay man.
I’m a little curious what you are trying to achieve with this comment?
How in the hell is “you made figure skating gayer” funny? Seriously?
Agreed. Where’s the wit? The subtlety?
Supernatural during Changing Channels: “They have ghosts on this show? Why?” <–spoofing JDM as ghost Denny on Grey's
That was good, but not nearly as good as the spoof they did of CSI:Miami. “I’m wearing sunglasses…at night!”
“your Goldie Hawn!” from Community
“It’s like Youtube in a box!” – HILARS!
why do people think that modern family show is funny? It’s stupid and so deeply unfunny that its painful to watch just like Cougartown. Apparently the critics are all on crack as usual. The gay couple on that show are such stereotypes that they aren’t even funny.
Changing Channels was too funny. Every time Jensen Ankles rolls his eyes nowadays it is a screamer.
The GG’s “Drunker than Paula Abdul” passed all bounds. The one who wrote that line is a tool.
No Supernatural this week? It was awesome. You have to add the clip where Sam and Dean are in a CSI like show and keep doing their best impressions of David Caruso.
saw Modern Family the other night. Hadn’t seen it before. Ahem……THAT is being called the funniest thing on TV? Really? It tried SOOO hard to be Arrested Development, and it so wasn’t.
30 Rock: “I’m not gay. I’m bi-LARIOUS!”
I repeated that line about 20 times last night. Love it.
Confident in my sexuality just like Mariska Hargitay
Confident in my sexuality, got a pedicure the other day
I wear pink shirts and fancy shoes
I moisturize, look good in blue
I drink Cabernet, Cabernet
Confident in my sexuality, drove my hybrid to the ballet
Confident in my sexuality just like Mariska Hargitay
LOL LOL LOL
that was really funny too.
It took me a whole minute to understand what I was hearing. And then I just broke into laughter and couldn’t stop myself!
I still like Modern Family when he said the stair is now acting like a natural shoe horn. lol
I agree NCIS rules, as for Modern Family the directing is all over the place makes me dizzy. Reminds of the late soap opera Guiding Light
Modern Family and the office are both really funny, but neither comes close to it’s always sunny in Philidelphia. Hands down the funnies show on TV!
MODERN FAMILY! Yeah!
My favorite line of the week has to be from the Mentalist, “Semper Fi Sissy Britches!”.
Love that show he is such a stitch! Gets up and shakes the guy’s hand when he walks into jail “Thank you for coming” like he had a choice, lol!
kitten mittons on always sunny!!
“He’s not in the bathroom, but the seat is still warm so we may have just missed him.” – Meredith, The Office
That one was good because you just slowly go “ewwwwwww, she had to have touched it….”
“It’s like YouTube in a box! A really big one.” HA! That was funnier than any of the clips.
‘Cougar Town’ Sexy Mariska shout-out of course!
’cause.. you know.. we’re supposed to be confident in our sexuali-TAY just like Mariska Hargi-TAY!