If we learned anything about Batman from The Dark Knight, it’s that the superhero sure knows how to suddenly disappear on you. Poor Commissioner Gordon, whose conversations with the Caped Crusader are always cut short by Batman’s fetish for vanishing. But what if the Bat wasn’t so sly at making his escape? The good folks at CollegeHumor took it upon themselves to imagine such a scenario:
Best line: “I’ll analyze it… with science!” Oh, you’re such a silly nocturnal mammal, Batman. PopWatchers, what other awkward situations would you love to see Batman get into?









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Is that the guy from the Verizon commercials?
This “Batman” is a complete moron. The author of this drivel obviously cannot comprehend Batman’s legacy nor his idiosyncracies. Go back to reading Disney comic books. That would be more befitting your IQ level.
Come on! Its funny!
Newsflash: Batman is a fictional character created for your entertainment, not some worship-worthy god. Go back to your mom’s basement and don’t trip on your cape.
Take it personal much?
Maybe Thomas *is* Batman. :O
Good grief, fanboy, chill out. I’m a big fan of Batman (yes, even the comic books) and I thought it was pretty good. If you get that worked up over a parody video then you must be the real life Comic Book Guy.
Point, consider yourself missed!
Ok, Thomas. I’ve never commented on this before but I thought someone should tell you to TAKE A JOKE! Is Batman a personal friend of yours or something? Yikes!
Nice
No bars on his BatPhone.
Cute. Their Gordon looks like the cable guy from those commercials.
Pretty good job mimicking the voice.
That’s cause he is the cable guy from those commercials.
Lol that was hilarious. Spot on.
started off good and then just died out…
Ahahahahahahaha Funny! Harvey Dent! Oh God, ha ha ha haha! Don’t look, wait for a second! LMAO!
I AM STILL LAUGHING!
That video reminds me of CIA officer Col. Flagg on M*A*S*H. “Everyone close their eyes! I am the wind, and no one sees the wind leave!” Everyone closes their eyes, and Flagg jumps out the window. CRASH!!! Hawkeye looks out the window and says, “The wind just broke its leg.”
This is the kind of batman i would be