This week in Sound Bites: Jason Schwartzman helps me find contact info for Chuck Bass, Glee pays homage to Clueless, and I badly impersonate Sesame Street’s The Count. Like 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy, I’m honestly not trying to make this sound gay; it’s just happening. Thanks to everyone who nominated Sound Bites here and on Twitter (@EWAnnieBarrett)! Vote for your favorite line or name your own in the poll below.
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Weak week.
Why does EW keep putting Sound Bites on Fridays only to add it on the Saturday posts? Why not just save Sound Bites for Saturdays if they want people to comment on the weekends?
the line from 30 rock – i havent been this confused since waldo visited the barber pole factory.
YES. Made me laugh harder than any other line on TV this week.
How do you not have “Frank and Beans!” on here? I still laugh everytime I think of it.
I’m generous. I’m caring. I’m sensual.-Micheal Scott. MY fave line of the week
the one sue had on GLEE about getting will a cat and then punching him in the face…that was so funny!
YES, Thank you! I’ve been hoping someone, somewhere had that!
“If it is even one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty-cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty-cat and then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.” A bunch of my friends put that up as our facebook status. It was brilliant!
Why are the best lines never included?
“You sunk my battleship…you sunk it hard” is better than all of these. Same with Frank and Beans and the Waldo at the barber pole factory lines!
Argh, why does Annie Barret have to do the sound bites!? What she says is funny, but she is so flat. We might as well get Tori Spelling on here to do this, even she has more of a persoanlity and talent. Sorry Annie.
I second Sam.
The Good Lord’s plan doesn’t count, because Puck couldn’t close on it.
Um, hello, Community?
“I think if you said jump, he’d say how high. If you said stop–he’d say Hammer time.”
Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
What about Sue coming in wearing her zoot suit?! “Only the guys wear those.” “Further embarrassment”
How about, “the wife died, and now I got the condo all to myself” glee newscaster guy (Don)