This week in Sound Bites: Jason Schwartzman helps me find contact info for Chuck Bass, Glee paid homage to Clueless and didn’t even know it, and I badly impersonate Sesame Street‘s The Count. Like 30 Rock‘s Jack Donaghy, I’m honestly not trying to make this sound gay; it’s just happening. Thanks to everyone who sent in Sound Bites nominations here and on Twitter (@EWAnnieBarrett)! Calorie fest starts 3 p.m. Watch the madness, then vote below. Laser shield!
The funniest line this week came from Glee but it was Sue Sylvester as usual. I’m going to try to remember this quote exactly: “I’m going to buy you a kitty cat. Then you will fall in love with that kitty cat. Then in the middle of the night I will steal into your house while you are asleep and punch you in the face.” (or something like this)
AGEEED !! haha best line ever!
100% agree!!
I liked that one but my favorite was
“I came by special to show you my zoot suit.”
“You know only men wear those?”
“Further embarassed.”
Booyah, 2 weeks in a row. Annie, you’re amazing.
Sue Sylvester’s comment to Will after she got dumped about adopting the cat and breaking into his house and punching him in the face.
Annie Barrett, you look super adorable in this week’s video.
Also, I second the “punch you in the face” threat from Glee; that was hilarious.
Another one for Sue’s cat and punching Will in the face comment!
What about Glee’s Puck asking Rachael, “Are you questioning my bad-assness?” That was awesome!
Glee again:
Rod: “Only the men wear zoot suits.”
Sue: “Further embarrassed.”
I loved that one!
Liz Lemon: “I was a Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to wear tampons.”
I agree with Julz, that was the funniest part! “further embarrassed”. lol. just so quick and to the point.
The sue sylvester kitty cat/punch you in the face threat was the BEST
Probie Sandwich xD
Modern family when he said “Dad you are ruining gay for me”!
Something like that….
Love Glee, but Sue is getting old quick.
Bite your tongue!
Seriously? She’s the best thing on the show.
Blasphemy!
I used to like watching the weekly Sound Bites…but Annie drives me insane!!! She is NOT funny or adorable…
That’s not very nice.
Agreed. I would rather just see the clips than hear her talk.
I love Annie, she IS funny and adorable…
The part of Glee that made me laught the hardest was when Ken said that he would pass out if Emma stepped on his feet, because he had gotten a bad case of athlete’s foot and all his toenails had been removed. It was so unexpected and well-placed, I had to pause the show to laugh.