Fall TV Central

Sep 26 2009 08:36 AM ET

'Réalité' series premiere: Your guide to the week in 'DWTS,' 'Top Model,' 'Idol,' 'Runway,' and Kris Allen!

Because Kathy Ireland and Macy Gray aren’t afraid to respectively liken Dancing With the Stars to a religious experience and virginity loss. Because the girls of the latest cycle of America’s Next Top Model are so tragique that they’re inspiring the disturbingly silent disdain of a nine-year-old girl named Diva Davanna. Because Project Runway truly, badly, deeply needs the return of Nina “Why do I have to see ugly?” Garcia and her patented brand of bitchery. Because Ellen DeGeneres’ addition to the American Idol judges’ panel is making us look to Kara “the Terrible” DioGuardi for hope and inspiration. (Okay, not really.) And especially because Kris Allen remains adorably, harmoniously, subversively awesome — and because he granted us an early-morning interview after premiering his new single, “Live Like We’re Dying,” at New York’s Z100 radio station earlier this week…we now present to you what critics are calling the most important series in the Internet right this very second our new video series Réalité. Press play below, and enjoy! (Bear in mind that we’ve interspersed Idol’s season 8 champ throughout the duration of our video, because we’re sneaky benches.) And if you’ve got a favorite reality show (or two) that aren’t on our pre-selected roster (So You Think You Can Dance and The Amazing Race will also wind up on Réalité’s radar in the coming weeks) do share ‘em in the comments section below, or make your demands via Twitter. You can follow me @EWMichaelSlezak. Holla! Hey-ayy! (And if you get that heinous “video unavailable” message, you can also watch our premiere here.)

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  • BlackSunshlne on twitter

    I had to thank you before I even watch this, SLEZAK DELIVERS hahahahaha THANK YOU =D

  • bluestars

    You guys are sneaky benches, lol. You know us Kris Allen fans very well. How did you find out about two other song titles?

  • Maj

    What a very enjoyable premiere of Réalité.
    I don’t watch those shows (mostly) yet the two of you managed to keep me entertained. And yeah…Kris’s new single is great and he is one cute praline. x
    sidenote: I somehow still have more faith in Ellen than Kara. :)

  • Cathy

    Love it. And you can never have too much Kris Allen!! Smokin!

  • ktwolf

    I LOVE Realite! I’ve missed you and Kristen. Thanks for more Kris Allen – can’t get enough! What – no Survivor?

    • Eric

      Survivor has it’s own EW show. Dalton and Josh cover that one enough.

  • SME

    Love you guys….you are too funny and always right on.

    And Michael, I thought I was the only one who owned that Ru Paul CD.

  • Susan

    Love, love this! It will tide me over until Idolatry which I always miss in the IDOL “offseason”. Please consider covering Amazing Race which I know may not be as “snarky” but I think you’ll find some good fodder there. Great job!!

  • SME

    Oh and thanks for the Kris Allen song titles…..he is so smokin’ it’s siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

  • wonhorsetown

    I have an “ungodly” love for Kristen Baldwin. She is fast and sharp and funny as hell. And then combined with Slezak and talking reality just comme on! Thank You!

    • jadar

      agreed. I Love Kristen Baldwin. She had me rolling last year with her Gokey hate. Love Slezak too :>

  • indycraft

    Realite! Another reason to love you guys. I have watched Project Runway longer than Idol and look forward to your continuing coverage of Heidi, Tim, and the contestants.

  • Sara

    Hooray for more Slezak/Kristin!

  • Nat

    OMG I LOVE you guys, and I missed you so much! I don’t even watch all those shows, but just watching the two of you bounce off each other makes me happy :)
    Loved the commentary on Idol news – keep it up!

  • Julie E.

    Confucius say: You guys are HILARIOUS! I have been really missing Idolatry and this was a perfect way to get my fix.
    Plus, congrats on getting Kris to talk about a couple more songs on his album! Even Cantiello didn’t manage that. :)

  • Kisha

    Am I the only one that keep getting the message that the video in unavailable???? :(

  • Katie

    BEFORE WE COME UNDONE…

    BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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